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Asexual gamers descend upon you to praise this game for supporting their cause with representation and won't shut up about it Maybe sexuality toggles? Sliders? Konami codes? Extremely unsexy starts to new pages?
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Link and Fish Princess were so legendarily in love that people are still talking about it 100 years later, it’s ok if you want to ignore that but it’s literally text in the game.
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Sep 21, 2020 14:30
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Bust Rodd posted:Link and Fish Princess were so legendarily in love that people are still talking about it 100 years later, it’s ok if you want to ignore that but it’s literally text in the game. Do you think her ghost is cool with Link dating her little brother though
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Sep 21, 2020 14:31
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Link was on his way towards getting the harem ending till Calamity Ganon hosed it all up.
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Sep 21, 2020 14:32
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Sea Lily posted:Do you think her ghost is cool with Link dating her little brother though Without looking it up I’m quite sure someone has written this fan fiction already
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Sep 21, 2020 14:33
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Bust Rodd posted:Link and Fish Princess were so legendarily in love that people are still talking about it 100 years later, it’s ok if you want to ignore that but it’s literally text in the game. Well she was in love with him. What we see from him is him awkwardly friendzoning the hell out of her while she's proposing marriage.
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Sep 21, 2020 14:38
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“Link fucks” is canon in most games.
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Sep 21, 2020 14:39
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The true endgame for this franchise is the Triforce polycule. ganon just needs to chill out and date link and zelda. they can run hyrule together it's fine. stop killing people for five drat minutes ganon, and just like, talk about your feelings a little
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Sep 21, 2020 14:39
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It's time to make the divine beast with three backs
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Sep 21, 2020 14:41
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Sep 21, 2020 14:44
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Fuzz posted:Hope about we have a game without sexuality in it and keep it that way? I mean, there's plenty of other games if you need your fix. Spoilsport
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Sep 21, 2020 15:14
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Ogmius815 posted:TFW you kill a Lynel for its hooves so you can upgrade your berserker set but the Lynel you kill doesn’t drop any hooves :/. Seriously bullshit. Every Lynel should drop exactly 4 hooves in addition to whatever else.
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Sep 21, 2020 15:32
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Fuzz posted:Hope about we have a game without sexuality in it and keep it that way? I mean, there's plenty of other games if you need your fix.
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Sep 21, 2020 15:36
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BotW2 Link must comically manage simultaneous timed dating quests with all major supporting characters, while keeping each one unaware of the others
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Sep 21, 2020 15:48
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Sarcastro posted:Seriously bullshit. Every Lynel should drop exactly 4 hooves in addition to whatever else. I assume the ones you can't pick up are ones that you, like, stabbed so much that they don't work anymore.
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Sep 21, 2020 15:56
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The Golux posted:I assume the ones you can't pick up are ones that you, like, stabbed so much that they don't work anymore. “Oh gross it’s got poop on it!”
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Sep 21, 2020 15:57
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That Zelda isn’t a Dark Souls dating sim is the thing that’s been holding it back from mainstream success.
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Sep 21, 2020 17:30
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SweetMercifulCrap! posted:Link might be gay, I mean he did flinch in disgust/terror at the giant sex fairies kissing and groping him Ah, the "gay if you don't want to be raped" take, thanks for that.
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Sep 21, 2020 17:39
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This series has been Link+Zelda OTP since its inception and I don't really see that changing much in the future
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Sep 21, 2020 17:42
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Is it worse because I, the player, keep sending him back to be physically assaulted? And I laugh?
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Sep 21, 2020 17:44
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One of the details I love in BotW is in Kass' subplot you learn a lot about how he was trained as a bard by a Sheikah who knew Link and Zelda at court back before the calamity. And what you learn is that that dude was in love with Zelda and so incredibly salty over the fact she was clearly in love with Link that he taught Kass a bunch of songs pining over it, calling Link an idiot meathead, and died alone.
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Sep 21, 2020 17:45
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In Skyward Sword, Link's motivation for most of the game is that Zelda disappeared when he was just about to get laid.
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Sep 21, 2020 17:54
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Yes yes, but surely one link can be gay/bi. We've had furry link already.
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Sep 21, 2020 17:58
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Sep 21, 2020 18:10
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Fuzz posted:Hope about we have a game without sexuality in it and keep it that way? I mean, there's plenty of other games if you need your fix. listen I'm trying my best to not be attracted to the big handsome fish man but I'm only human
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Sep 21, 2020 18:22
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Captain Hygiene posted:BotW2 Link must comically manage simultaneous timed dating quests with all major supporting characters, while keeping each one unaware of the others There's a quest where you go on two dates at once, each at opposite ends of Hyrule, and you can't use Sheikah fast travel so you have to use multiple stasis launches over the course of the evening
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Sep 21, 2020 18:40
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Captain Hygiene posted:BotW2 Link must comically manage simultaneous timed dating quests with all major supporting characters, while keeping each one unaware of the others Finally, it's time to bring back the Four Sword
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Sep 22, 2020 11:01
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Argue posted:There's a quest where you go on two dates at once, each at opposite ends of Hyrule, and you can't use Sheikah fast travel so you have to use multiple stasis launches over the course of the evening And you have to keep switching back and forth between the right outfits!!!!!
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Sep 22, 2020 22:55
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But there still won’t be any sort of outfit selector or quick access option like for weapons or arrows or runes.
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Sep 23, 2020 12:45
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I restarted BOTW and decided I’m going to try a challenge run in spite of my total incompetence at the combat and the game in general. I’m going to go with stamina upgrades only, no heart containers barring mandatory ones. Do you have to collect the ones from the divine beast dungeons in order to complete them or can you just leave them there?
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thrilla in vanilla posted:I restarted BOTW and decided I’m going to try a challenge run in spite of my total incompetence at the combat and the game in general. I’m going to go with stamina upgrades only, no heart containers barring mandatory ones. Do you have to collect the ones from the divine beast dungeons in order to complete them or can you just leave them there? Nah, you can leave it floating there. It is possible to max out hearts before a DB run, by using the horned statue, and then it will just be unobtainable. When you leave the DB however it will appear outside in case you rebalance your health/stamina later on and want to pick it up. Good luck with the run!
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Sep 24, 2020 06:59
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SweetMercifulCrap! posted:Link might be gay, I mean he did flinch in disgust/terror at the giant sex fairies kissing and groping him I think that's a pretty natural reaction to getting raped/molested.
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Sep 24, 2020 09:38
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This also seems to be weirdly ignoring the whole she’s 30 feet tall and he’s like 5’7 thing lol
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in an attempt to change the subject to literally anything else... The last Cadence of Hyrule DLC came out! It's pretty cool, you can play as Skull Kid now and there are new enemies, items, and bosses. Also a pretty bangin Deku Palace remix.
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Sep 24, 2020 20:54
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Augus posted:in an attempt to change the subject to literally anything else... Oh cool, I lose track of that game for long stretches at a time, guess it's time to redownload it.
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Sep 24, 2020 20:57
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Bust Rodd posted:This also seems to be weirdly ignoring the whole she’s 30 feet tall and he’s like 5’7 thing lol 5'7" sounds like it's on the upper side of possible Link height...
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Sep 25, 2020 02:40
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Breath of the wild 3 heart challenge run as done by somebody very bad at Zelda, pt I
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Sep 25, 2020 03:13
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thrilla in vanilla posted:Breath of the wild 3 heart challenge run as done by somebody very bad at Zelda, pt I I fukken hate blue book (exams), oh wait this dates me horribly doesn't it e: PAL o mine
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Please name your horse Useless, as befitting its station in life
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