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The MMA event in which suburbanites dish out justice and punishment with their fists, feet, and possibly propane grills in a no-holds-barred fight to submission or death to settle disputes that the HOA just can't seem to put an end to! Suplexing my neighbor through his municipal waste bin for building a fence that crossed my goddamn property line, Jerry! Getting my face and head repeatedly slammed into my novelty train shaped mailbox by the director of the HOA as he yells at me for it "clearly being a violation of the bylaws" and "a loving eyesore". Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 19:59 on Sep 24, 2020 |
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Sep 24, 2020 19:52
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we can’t fight in school or we’ll get suspended so meet me at the park at the end of my neighborhood at 7:00 don’t tell anyone either because if the school finds out i think we might still get suspended |
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Sep 24, 2020 20:05
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gently caress yeah, honey!! get ‘em with the Live Laugh Love!! |
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Sep 24, 2020 20:06
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It’s finally come to this. Old man Jenkins versus the yuppy couple who just moved in and want to cut down a tree. We all gathered in the cul de sac. Money was on yuppy dude. He had 50 pounds on the old codger. But then over the horizon there he came. Driving a golf cart, miniature poodle in the passenger seat, golf clubs in the back. Dude didn’t come to play.
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Sep 24, 2020 21:47
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Macnult posted:gently caress yeah, honey!! get ‘em with the Live Laugh Love!! FluffieDuckie posted:It’s finally come to this. Old man Jenkins versus the yuppy couple who just moved in and want to cut down a tree. |
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Sep 25, 2020 09:25
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Oh God! Mrs. Frazier just took a casserole tray full of greenbean casserole to the solar plexus! I guess that'll teach her to avoid bringing a non keto friendly dish to the potluck! |
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Sep 25, 2020 09:30
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Die Weep Hate |
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Sep 25, 2020 12:40
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me and my wife giving Deb the doomsday device right through the app stack (calimari-wings-lobster dip) and the table below it at Applebee’s. Standing over Debs crumpled body and pouring appletinis over my face asking the terrified waitress to gimme a hell yeah
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Sep 25, 2020 12:53
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nut posted:me and my wife giving Deb the doomsday device right through the app stack (calimari-wings-lobster dip) and the table below it at Applebee’s. Standing over Debs crumpled body and pouring appletinis over my face asking the terrified waitress to gimme a hell yeah |
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Sep 25, 2020 13:28
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my nextdoor neighbor ken and i are duking it out on our property line. cheryl, my wonderful wife, is charging at ken’s wife karen with lawn flamingos in hand and placing more down than karen can handle. awesome hustle babe! god.. i love that woman. all i can hope for now is that our son max is kicking their son’s rear end at their lacrosse scrimmage [cut to the lacrosse scrimmage] max: why do our parents hate each other ken’s son: *sigh* i dunno man, i really don’t max: do you think we’ll end up like that if we ever stop playing lacrosse |
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