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"Lol. Owned." I say, approaching the cashier wearing a full tux, except for no pants. They grumble, but are powerless to stop me.
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Sep 24, 2020 06:20
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- Adbot
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Apr 24, 2024 21:55
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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Getting kicked out of Walgreens not for being nude from the waist down, but for forgetting my mask
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Sep 24, 2020 07:52
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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Pants-the mask of the crotch
I am a vehement anti-pantser.
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Sep 24, 2020 08:06
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- The Voice of Labor
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pantless and shoeless protesting the exploitative nature of capitalism
"sir we won't serve you" they say
"you only serve your corporate masters" I reply
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Sep 24, 2020 10:43
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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pantless and shoeless protesting the exploitative nature of capitalism
"sir we won't serve you" they say
"you only serve your corporate masters" I reply
Don't thread on me
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Sep 24, 2020 11:42
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- Trying
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hello, i require a tuxedo sheaf for my fancy dong
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Sep 24, 2020 12:48
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- nut
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me in the desert with a sunburn holding my cellphone up into the sandstorm and sighing
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Sep 24, 2020 13:00
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- FPzero
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Game Over
Return of Mido
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streaking through target's grocery aisles wearing gucci underwear and one sock
 sig by Heather Papps!
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Sep 24, 2020 16:50
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- vanisher
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Sir, I can't change this car's oil.
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Sep 24, 2020 16:53
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- vanisher
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AC technician throwing his hat on the ground and stomping off.
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Sep 24, 2020 16:54
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- Evil Bob
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've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.
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Bum rushing the deli with a group of people wearing only pants to protest their No shirt, No shoes, No service policy
"Wake up sheeple!"
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Sep 24, 2020 16:56
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- vanisher
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Some army guy on the beach
Drill instructor: "you're out"
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Sep 24, 2020 17:03
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- Evil Bob
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've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.
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Some army guy on the beach
Drill instructor: "you're out"
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Sep 24, 2020 17:10
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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me in the desert with a sunburn holding my cellphone up into the sandstorm and sighing
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Sep 24, 2020 17:15
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- Escape From Noise
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Some army guy on the beach
Drill instructor: "you're out"
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Sep 24, 2020 17:30
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- frump truck
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hello... again!
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at the zoo its no shirt no shoes no servals. which is NO good for me!! i dont own a shirt but i really want to see those funny little cats
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Sep 24, 2020 18:40
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- Zurtilik
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The Biggest Brain in Guardia
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No shirt
No shoes
And I still get service
Ahhhh!
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Sep 24, 2020 21:18
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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No shirt
No shoes
And I still get service
Ahhhh!
No poo poo?
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Sep 25, 2020 01:24
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- google THIS
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No shirt actually
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Sep 25, 2020 01:28
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- Zurtilik
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The Biggest Brain in Guardia
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Sep 25, 2020 01:53
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- Trying
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i'm on the tits out diet
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Sep 25, 2020 01:57
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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No shirt, Shylock
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Sep 25, 2020 03:32
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- Trying
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if you prick me, do i not buy a scratcher?
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Sep 25, 2020 03:34
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- FutonForensic
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maitre d': *holding up a shirt and shoes* do you know what these are
me: no
maitre d': well done. enjoy your meal
me: you too gently caress
 
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Sep 25, 2020 05:24
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- FactsAreUseless
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The self-serve pants store works as advertised
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Sep 25, 2020 16:07
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- Evil Bob
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've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.
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know shirt, know shoes. know service.
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Sep 25, 2020 16:14
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- Macnult
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The self-serve pants store works as advertised
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Sep 25, 2020 19:54
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- Adbot
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ADBOT LOVES YOU
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Apr 24, 2024 21:55
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- Prof. Crocodile
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aclu filing an injunction as this policy is very obviously targeted at the incredible hulk, who should enjoy the same constitutional rights as any other citizen of the US of A.
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