You've gotta tell 'em! SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!

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Escape From Noise

We gotta stop them! Somehow!

[Guy munching on a Soylent Green by the handful with a case of it under his arm]: Aw poo poo...seriously? Does that mean we have to stop eating it? Like...right now? Right this very second because [continues chewing and swallows] I mean, I just bought this fresh case of it and this is supposed to last me a pretty long time. And well, as you know, there is kind of a food shortage. So could I stop maybe after I finish this case or something?

# ? Sep 25, 2020 06:33

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 08:35

Jaguars!

You don't wanna see what they make Soylent sausages out of

# ? Sep 25, 2020 07:03

FutonForensic

here at Viridian Pastures, all of our humans are free-range non-GMO. we have a nintendo switch and one of those big motorized brushes that scratch their backs, which keeps them happy. happy people means better tasting people cubes. Viridian Pastures: guilt-free people-eating goodness

# ? Sep 25, 2020 13:47

Macnult

hell is other soylent

# ? Sep 25, 2020 13:50

Fredrik1: Gopherslayer

Soylent green
eggs, broccoli, people,
glucosamine sulfate, traces of nuts,
E260!?!

They really put additives into everything nowadays.

# ? Sep 25, 2020 14:15

take the moon: by sebmojo

*desperately searches shelves for vegan soylent*

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# ? Sep 25, 2020 14:57

Evil Bob: 've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.

Finally, an easy meal that incorporates my preferred protein source.

# ? Sep 25, 2020 15:23

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Farm to table soylent

# ? Sep 25, 2020 17:29

Khanstant

i would eat people, so what, im tough!

# ? Sep 25, 2020 18:24

alnilam

human being getting loaded into the food crushing and processing machine, shrugs at teh camera like a flintstones appliance and says "eh, it's a living"

_{ty manifisto}

# ? Sep 25, 2020 21:16

Evil Bob: 've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.

alnilam posted:

human being getting loaded into the food crushing and processing machine, shrugs at teh camera like a flintstones appliance and says "eh, it's a living"

# ? Sep 25, 2020 23:17

Jaguars!

take the moon posted:

*desperately searches shelves for vegan soylent*

I finally found some, but it has nasty lumps of dreadlock through it

# ? Sep 28, 2020 01:20

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Jaguars! posted:

I finally found some, but it has nasty lumps of dreadlock through it

I find vegan soylent to be a little gamey. Gamer soylent, however, is succulent as hell

# ? Sep 28, 2020 04:09

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razor gaming soylent

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# ? Sep 28, 2020 21:02

google THIS

Fredrik1 posted:

Soylent green
eggs, broccoli, people,
glucosamine sulfate, traces of nuts,
E260!?!

They really put additives into everything nowadays.

Life lost a lot of luster the day I found out it isn't even naturally green

# ? Sep 28, 2020 23:14

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 08:35

google THIS

(looking at the box as I chew) Hmm, 100% soylent fed soylent. I wonder how they (silenced gunshot)

# ? Sep 29, 2020 01:23

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