Drank some lake water

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Cyril Sneer: Aug 8, 2004; Life would be simple in the forest except for Cyril Sneer. And his life would be simple except for The Raccoons.

Poured myself a big cup of water up at the cotty. Only after was I warned not to drink the tap water. gently caress am I gonna get worms??? :ohdear:

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# ? Sep 25, 2020 16:29

Loden Taylor: Aug 11, 2003

Enjoy your cryptosporidium infection, I guess

# ? Sep 25, 2020 16:33

RepeatingMeme: Dec 27, 2012; this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited

yo op thats the shittin lake, youre supposed to use the lake over the hill yonder to drink from

# ? Sep 25, 2020 16:36

Cyril Sneer: Aug 8, 2004; Life would be simple in the forest except for Cyril Sneer. And his life would be simple except for The Raccoons.

EorayMel posted:

Yeah a little late for that now buddy.

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Tite Barnacle: Jun 4, 2014; Meowdy Purrdner; Grimey Drawer

How does giardia taste?

# ? Sep 25, 2020 16:40

The Walrus: Jul 9, 2002; by Fluffdaddy

You are probably ok, you go swimming in the lake don't you?

# ? Sep 25, 2020 16:42

The Walrus: Jul 9, 2002; by Fluffdaddy

also

Cyril Sneer posted:

cotty.

gently caress you and die

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a starchy tuber: Sep 9, 2002; hi yes I'm very normal

I had giardia once it sucked

# ? Sep 25, 2020 16:47

pixaal: Jan 8, 2004; All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

You are going to be fine other then about 5 hours later your belly is going to hurt and then you will spend 20 minutes on the toilet releasing the most foul smelling brown liquid that you aren't even sure you can call diarrhea without insulting diarrhea. You will then feel much better and bake an excellent loaf of bread and forget all about the 20 minute long nightmare.

# ? Sep 25, 2020 16:53

Cyril Sneer: Aug 8, 2004; Life would be simple in the forest except for Cyril Sneer. And his life would be simple except for The Raccoons.

pixaal posted:

You are going to be fine other then about 5 hours later your belly is going to hurt and then you will spend 20 minutes on the toilet releasing the most foul smelling brown liquid that you aren't even sure you can call diarrhea without insulting diarrhea. You will then feel much better and bake an excellent loaf of bread and forget all about the 20 minute long nightmare.

Given all the beer I drank this will be happening anyway.

# ? Sep 25, 2020 16:56

GolfHole: Feb 26, 2004

is the lake fast moving
is there algae particulate visible
is there other marine life
what is the sedimentary rock

answers to the above are what will shape your gastrointestinal distress

# ? Sep 25, 2020 16:56

Jose Oquendo: Jun 20, 2004; Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

I remember a thread on GBS from a while back where some startup was selling unfiltered lake/river water at hilariously inflated prices. Anyone remember that or have the link?

# ? Sep 25, 2020 17:00

Cyril Sneer: Aug 8, 2004; Life would be simple in the forest except for Cyril Sneer. And his life would be simple except for The Raccoons.

GolfHole posted:

is the lake fast moving
is there algae particulate visible
is there other marine life
what is the sedimentary rock

answers to the above are what will shape your gastrointestinal distress

No.

No.

There are some ducks swimming in the distance and a number of boats fishing.

The degree to which I understand rocks is that there are rocks.

# ? Sep 25, 2020 17:04

Telsa Cola: Aug 19, 2011; No... this is all wrong... this whole operation has just gone completely sidewaysface

GolfHole posted:

is the lake fast moving
is there algae particulate visible
is there other marine life
what is the sedimentary rock

answers to the above are what will shape your gastrointestinal distress

Marine life is ocean life so if you are seeing that you messed up somewhere

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Icochet: Mar 18, 2008; I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~; Grimey Drawer

Drink more and soon you'll be immune to the lake

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Johnny Aztec: Jan 30, 2005; by Hand Knit

Sorry, the pact is sealed now. You will find yourself with an uncontrollable desire to plunge into the waters at midnight , where you will transform into an aquatic being.

# ? Sep 25, 2020 17:09

Cyril Sneer: Aug 8, 2004; Life would be simple in the forest except for Cyril Sneer. And his life would be simple except for The Raccoons.

Icochet posted:

Drink more and soon you'll be immune to the lake

Maybe the lake germs will fight off the covid :q:

# ? Sep 25, 2020 17:12

pixaal: Jan 8, 2004; All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

Johnny Aztec posted:

Sorry, the pact is sealed now. You will find yourself with an uncontrollable desire to plunge into the waters at midnight , where you will transform into an aquatic being.

what kind of water bean will I turn into?

# ? Sep 25, 2020 17:12

Icochet: Mar 18, 2008; I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~; Grimey Drawer

Technically you drank a part of the fishes' house. They won't forget this.

# ? Sep 25, 2020 17:13

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promising carl posted:

I had giardia once it sucked

My roommate's puppy had giardia and at one point, it pooped so liquidy and unexpectedly fierce that it sprayed on top of this leafy plant we had in front of the house. I think about that plant a lot

# ? Sep 25, 2020 17:14

nakieon: Aug 28, 2020

pixaal posted:

You are going to be fine other then about 5 hours later your belly is going to hurt and then you will spend 20 minutes on the toilet releasing the most foul smelling brown liquid that you aren't even sure you can call diarrhea without insulting diarrhea. You will then feel much better and bake an excellent loaf of bread and forget all about the 20 minute long nightmare.

I have to do this everytime I want to bake an excellent loaf of bread?

# ? Sep 25, 2020 17:21

pixaal: Jan 8, 2004; All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

nakieon posted:

I have to do this everytime I want to bake an excellent loaf of bread?

no, it doesn't even help with the bread. You just feel so alive afterwards you gotta create something wonderful.

So probably make bread.

# ? Sep 25, 2020 17:31

Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

Tonight you will turn into a lake.

# ? Sep 25, 2020 17:31

twistedmentat: Nov 21, 2003; Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

I'm sorry, according to my boy Scout training, you have swolled a number of baby snakes that will be coming out your rear end in a top hat in a few weeks. You'll loose weight but it won't be fun.

And rear end in a top hat if you're lucky.

# ? Sep 25, 2020 17:34

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

The more you'll poo poo the more you'll drink according to our top historians

# ? Sep 25, 2020 17:36

HugeGrossBurrito: Mar 20, 2018

you gotta eat a pinecone to neutralize the brain worms

# ? Sep 25, 2020 17:38

ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

How hard is it to find a spring jfc.

# ? Sep 25, 2020 17:42

pixaal: Jan 8, 2004; All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

I mean they are everywhere my bed has springs!

so does this pen in my pocket *clicks pen*

# ? Sep 25, 2020 17:45

ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

EorayMel posted:

When you need to drink from a stagnant puddle on skid row. :shuckyes:

# ? Sep 25, 2020 17:47

Nastyman: Jul 11, 2007; There they sit
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Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

Cyril Sneer posted:

No.

No.

There are some ducks swimming in the distance and a number of boats fishing.

The degree to which I understand rocks is that there are rocks.

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laserghost: Feb 12, 2014; ^{trust me, I'm a cat.}

Report when the lake water amoebiasis farts come OP

# ? Sep 25, 2020 17:53

Snackula: Aug 1, 2013; hedgefund wizard

GolfHole posted:

is the lake fast moving

No it's been in this spot for a while.

OP if you sip without rhythm then it won't attract the worm.

# ? Sep 25, 2020 17:55

Cerebral Mayhem: Jul 18, 2000; Very useful on the planet Delphon, where they communicate with their eyebrows

Use a neti pot.

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Nice, congrats OP! :tipshat:

# ? Sep 25, 2020 18:04

Nastyman: Jul 11, 2007; There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

You ever had the gurglespurts so bad that it leaves your rear end in a top hat raw? I've had a couple where I could swear my starfish was glowing red afterwards and I could somehow taste the burning.

e: this was right after drinking some lake water

Nastyman fucked around with this message at 18:36 on Sep 25, 2020

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GolfHole: Feb 26, 2004

Telsa Cola posted:

Marine life is ocean life so if you are seeing that you messed up somewhere

ya i dont really know, im posting from the toilet actually

# ? Sep 25, 2020 19:08

pixaal: Jan 8, 2004; All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

Nastyman posted:

You ever had the gurglespurts so bad that it leaves your rear end in a top hat raw? I've had a couple where I could swear my starfish was glowing red afterwards and I could somehow taste the burning.

e: this was right after drinking some lake water

this but it starts to bleed from being so dry that is what happens when you drink lake water

# ? Sep 25, 2020 19:19

Cyril Sneer: Aug 8, 2004; Life would be simple in the forest except for Cyril Sneer. And his life would be simple except for The Raccoons.

Okay its been a few hours and no weird shits yet. I think I'm in the clear?

Unless its brain worms.

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pixaal: Jan 8, 2004; All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

shits usually take 4-5 hours now a few. It hits you when you think you are in the clear and it hits hard and fast stay near the toilet.

# ? Sep 25, 2020 19:26

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