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literally this big
Jan 10, 2007



Here comes
the Squirtle Squad!
Check out this dog mining for coins:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-u2A9N950g

Is this the future of dogs? What's next in the exciting world of Dog Science?

For more dog science, check out https://www.dogscientist.com or visit https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC241Mf4rZWNfOAdR0PXy_eQ

You won't believe the poo poo they got on there, check it out.

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literally this big
Jan 10, 2007



Here comes
the Squirtle Squad!
How many coins could a mining dog mine if a mining dog could mine coins? The answer my surprise you.

Previously, Albert learned the proper algorithm for mining a Dogcoin. Albert first tried to hack the system and bypass it altogether, but this was thwarted by security measures. Further attempts yielded success, and Albert learned to bypass 1, 2, and even 3 Cypherballs. Now he must learn to overcome further obstacles, including an increase to 4 Cypherballs and a limit of 2 Cypherballs that can be stored on the side rail at any one time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrOoMgtdVyU

The effort proves worthwhile, as the current exchange rate values Dogcoins at approximately 4x their previous value.

Check out https://www.dogscientist.com for more Dog Science.

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

I wish the dog had made this thread

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

dogs can't mine coins they don't have hands so they can't use tools. you fucken idiot.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

i've struck a rich vein of quarters inside this mountain

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Going for 12 hour shift in the mines, digging up good boys

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okvl-9svtS0

LEt's CPU

Biohazard
Apr 17, 2002

We all thought it was gonna be AI who took are jobs. Turns out, dogs.

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003

All these Dogcoin miners are making dogs too loving expensive for the rest of us.

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe
Looking forward to the next dogcoin publication

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe
Puplish or perish

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Trying to exchange my dogcoin for USD but for some reason I can only seem to exchange for Milkbones brand dog treats.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Puppercoin

YOURFRIEND
Feb 3, 2009

You're an asshole, Mr. Grinch
You really are a cunt
You're as cuddly as a cockring
and charming being a shitheel

FUCK YOURFRIEND!
Dogs suck

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Are dogs or cats better at mining me coins??

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Pawn 17 posted:

Are dogs or cats better at mining me coins??

If the coins are in sand, cats. In dirt, dogs.

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

Biohazard posted:

We all thought it was gonna be AI who took are jobs. Turns out, dogs.

Turns out there IS a rule saying a dog can't work at the dick sucking factory.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

i liked the bit where the frustrated dog yells at the contraption with inarticulate rage, op

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy
Whatta twist!

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Weka posted:

Turns out there IS a rule saying a dog can't work at the dick sucking factory.

Ah yes, the Morally Inept rule.

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



Weka posted:

Turns out there IS a rule saying a dog can't work at the dick sucking factory.

This is known as Airbud's Law, after the XXX parody went horribly, horribly wrong.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
its super sad when the dog lets out a frustrated yelp in the 3 ball video
the multiplayer lever game the dogs play is much more comforting

A CRAB IRL
May 6, 2009

If you're looking for me, you better check under the sea


gently caress YOU

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
ive watched almost all of these now

HELLOMYNAMEIS___
Dec 30, 2007

Pawn 17 posted:

Are dogs or cats better at mining me coins??

Actually, crows: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qSsVBPh9Lo

HAmbONE
May 11, 2004

I know where the XBox is!!
Smellrose

EL BROMANCE posted:

This is known as Airbud's Law, after the XXX parody went horribly, horribly wrong.

I thought I had this in my old Kazaa folder but it was just a mislabelled copy of the MVP: Most Valuable Primate XXX Parody

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hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002
Upset Trowel

Hell Yeah posted:

dogs can't mine coins they don't have hands so they can't use tools. you fucken idiot.

actually dogs can dig holes with their paws they are good at it and you mine for poo poo by digging holes you ignorant poo poo for brains fool

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