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Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

nia jax



festus



gently caress you

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Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
cake sasha banks



cake rey mysterio

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib

Seth Rollins posted:

cake sasha banks



cake rey mysterio



Team Cake Boss

ShadowedFlames
Dec 26, 2009

Shoot this guy in the face.

Fallen Rib
I need to find pictures but I have the inklings of a team in mind.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
Jungle Boy



and

Jungle Kyona



are

Team JUNGLE! JUNGLE!

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

SalTheBard posted:

Team Cake Boss
:thurman:

ShadowedFlames
Dec 26, 2009

Shoot this guy in the face.

Fallen Rib
Ok, think I got what I needed...




All of the Sailor Scouts, plus...



The Mighty Morphin Power Rangers.

Japan’s Original Heroes!

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

I think my mass effect is broken
I present to you:

The rotting corpse of Ronald Reagan





and the rotting corpse of Maggie Thatcher




The Great Big Racist Pieces Of gently caress Who's Burial Sites Should Be Turned Into Public Toilets So We Can All poo poo On Them Like They Shat On Everyone In The 80's, Also, Maggie Thatcher Defended A Paedophile

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Vagabundo posted:

I present to you:

The rotting corpse of Ronald Reagan





and the rotting corpse of Maggie Thatcher




The Great Big Racist Pieces Of gently caress Who's Burial Sites Should Be Turned Into Public Toilets So We Can All poo poo On Them Like They Shat On Everyone In The 80's, Also, Maggie Thatcher Defended A Paedophile

Unfortunately, these auspicious entries just missed the cut, as the 25th team entered. I will be randomizing the teams into superteams very soon, so you can all start arguing about it.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


I am still working on putting the teams and everything into Hunger Games, but since this part just takes some Excel work, allow me to introduce to you your Superteams for the first contest in the Ultra Arena.

First, we have a pair of contestants who know a thing or two about drama and romanting tension. Featuring the reigning and defending champion and her weird goffik hamburger pal, they promise to heat things up a bit. Joining them are two medical professionals who have cast aside their Hippocratic Oath to first cause some harm, it's Team CW Teen Detectives and The Tooth Hurts!

Up next, it's two legends of the ring. the first lady of the WWF hopes to add some class to the arrangements, while her partner is a big psycho who loves freaks, but also peaks. Joining them are a couple of proven technicians who prove that the biggest competitors aren't always the best. What fate awaits Beauty and the Freak and the Spank Bank?

Two relative unknowns to the ring, these two are part of the rising British pro graps scene. Probably. A Scottish funnyman and his pal who has conquered substance abuse, these two are trying to use the Ultra Arena to get more eyes on their work. Joining them are two grappling specialists. A fellow European who has arguably the most serious credentials in the whole field and a woman who went undefeated for a thousand days, it's the scottish fuckin arsehole bawbag pricks and No One Is Ready For Ruska!

If there's one thing this next team doesn't suffer from, its fear. They are Fearless. They have Cero Miedo. They are draped in gold and have the experience in the tag team scene to get it done. Joining them are two superstars who like to walk on the wild side. Since the humid forests of the Ultra Arena are essentially a jungle, this team is playing with home field advantage. Swinging in, it's Twin Magic and Jungle! Jungle!

The first half of this superteam is really sweet. They're going to find winning this challenge to be a piece of cake. They both do their cooking by the book. They both have strong connections to Eddie Guerrero. They're some cakes, bro. IDK what I should say. Speaking of Eddie G, the other side of this team shares his lucha heritage. Proving that big heart comes in big packages, they are ready to have tons of fun in the Ultra Arena just like Arena Mexico. Dig into Cake Boss and Gunner and Murphy!

If there's anything that could prepare you for the Hunger Games Match, it's a life spent wandering the world having wacky adventures and frequently being almost killed by various means. These lovable losers have fans throughout the globe, and are clearly cool with committing crimes. Speaking of crimes, their two partners have both crossed paths with a certain Japanese gang boss. Another Olympic judoka teams up with a Joshi standout to form Team Rocket and Near a Dragon!

Look, the point of the Hunger Games Match isn't to entertain the fans. It's not to be liked. It's to get the job done. These two big bruisers live by that philosophy. One of them is a misunderstood giant who enters a battle mode when he hears a bell. The other seems to think she's in the Hunger Games match all the time! However, if we're going by sheer reputation, their colleagues have them beat. Absolute puro royalty, their partners are the best to ever do it, by many people's estimation. Will they be able to drag Team gently caress you and Team GOAT to victory?

Everyone's got a price. Everyone's gotta pay. That's what this entrant says. With a mean streak as wide as his wallet, this Hall of Famer's going to try and buy his way to the top of the leaderboard. He's the face of the establishment, and he's going to get what he wants. Meanwhile, his teammates know a little bit about getting crazy. Two organizations that brought the chaos to WWE join forces to shake up the Hunger Games Match. The face of the Riott Squad teams up with the newer forces of chaos. Who can escape the twisted vision of Money; Ink and Retribution?

Our next team, like many of our competitors, hail from the land of the Rising Sun. First, this group of bruisers are hoping their higher numbers can take them to the promised land. A relatively new faction, they bring the heat where ever they go. Their allies are two of the most imposing women to ever step into a ring. The thrillseekers they are allied with are solo superstars. They both are willing to put their body on the line to get the win in the only calling they know. It's Kongoh Kong and Team Neck Bumpers!

There is nothing in this world more pure and powerful than a mother's love. Especially when that mother has a gun and her child is a 600 pound monster. This parental pair may be a little unorthodox, but they've clearly got the skills to get the kills. Their partners are another group with a bit of an age gap. A contrast in styles, this team sees a sparkly young joshi throw her lot in with the aging veteran of ten thousand bloodbaths. Can this team combine the massive martial arts power, the terrorism, the homicide, suicide, and genocide, and just a splash of magic to get it done? Find out along with Monster Mama and the Magical Sugar Rabbits!

If there's two things this team can agree on, it's the importance of establishing clear color palettes and the need to kick monsters until they die. Ordinary teenagers by day, costumed super heroes by night, these two titanic teams hope to deliver love and justice to the competition. Their compatriots walk a slightly different path. One is a powerhouse who carries an entire nation on his back everytime he walks into the arena. The other is a cute dog with a big, round face! Who can stop this heroic alliance? It's Japan's Original Heroes and the British Bulldogs!

Rounding out our team, it's two emblems of a rivalry that extended far past its sell-by date. You ever have that one person who seems to just always be around, getting into your business, can't seem to shake them? Well these two competitors know all about that, but very little about being human, because they aren't! You know who is human, though? Their counterparts. This team is out to prove that size doesn't matter by being two very different sizes. One has a big wheel and an elbow drop that defies explanation, the other made his name by putting the biggest star in the world on the shelf for the people. They'll chart the path to success, it's Team Never Ending Feud and rear end Ahoy!

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

lmao

yea ok
Jul 27, 2006

lovely lovely stuff

Do not even ask
Apr 8, 2008


gutted the rear end in a top hat family couldn't make it in this time

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



I hope Sexy Jughead wins it all.

yea ok
Jul 27, 2006

Do not even ask posted:

gutted the rear end in a top hat family couldn't make it in this time

there are no women in the rear end in a top hat family, and after mega man proved useless in the last games, they refuse to team with anyone but kin. true assholes.

Armitage
Aug 16, 2005

"Mathman's not here." "Oh? Where is he?" "He's in the Mathroom."
I hope everybody wins this time :) I could not come up with a good team!

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

Team GOAT gently caress is going to stand victorious

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

this glorious monument

Scott Steiner will attempt to kill and devour the beta male on his team and steal his woman.

Insertnamehere31
Jan 23, 2012

This could be the most one-sided fight since 1973 when Ali faced an eighty-foot tall mechanical Joe Frazier. My memory isn't what it used to be, but I think the entire Earth was destroyed.

Team This Feud is rear end will stand victorious

yea ok
Jul 27, 2006

youse are all hosed

https://twitter.com/DaftLimmy/status/1309810930373603330

Baron La Croix
Nov 2, 2010

rastah farah
sonnah maddah fah
Monster Mama and the Magical Sugar Rabbits: The Sugar Mommas

edit: and Twin Magic + Jungle! Jungle! = Jungle 2 Jungle

Baron La Croix fucked around with this message at 16:32 on Sep 26, 2020

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Noted entrant Mia Yim is now officially known as RECKONING. Please change your bets accordingly.

I love Ted DiBiase is the leader of Retribution in our narrative.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

projecthalaxy posted:

Noted entrant Mia Yim is now officially known as RECKONING. Please change your bets accordingly.

I love Ted DiBiase is the leader of Retribution in our narrative.

Ted DiBiase = George Soros

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

Baron La Croix posted:

edit: and Twin Magic + Jungle! Jungle! = Jungle 2 Jungle

:hmmyes:

Senerio
Oct 19, 2009

Ooh! Are we messing with Adora?



I didn't know that Shinichi Shinohara and Saki Akai were part of Team Rocket!

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
:hai:

your friend sk
Dec 10, 2005

(ヤイケス!)


Baron La Croix posted:

Monster Mama and the Magical Sugar Rabbits: The Sugar Mommas

edit: and Twin Magic + Jungle! Jungle! = Jungle 2 Jungle

Twin Magic and Jungle! Jungle! clearly become I'm Seeing Double Here! Four Jungles!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Veronica, you should have stayed retired instead of doing that Kickstarter, because now I have to root against your team because Sexy Jughead is an abomination that must die :smith:

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

Gunner and Murphy cannot be denied

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


PRODUCTION CORNER: While the new site has a lot better options, custom events, etc, the presentation does suffer a bit. They don't put each event in a little box, they don't update people's photos until after they die so you can't tell at a glance who died, etc. For good or ill, it spits out a lot more events per day. Should still be fun.

Ladies and Gentlemen, the time has come. Welcome to the Ultra Arena! Bigger in size than the previous arena. Built to exacting specifications instead of just found in the woods. Able to support new and exciting events. Stocked with almost 50 of the top entrants from around the world! Are you ready to get started? Are you hyped? HIT THE MUSIC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8OMbmcWG4Dk

OK CUT THE MUSIC FIRE THE MUSIC GUY

Anyway, we hope you still enjoy the event, because it's time for The Bloodbath! It's the biggest ever!

Saki Akai follows the plan. Shinichi told her to go find a campsite and sit on it immediately. The Brian Kendrick equips himself with a moderately piratey weapon. He likes to pretend to be a pirate. He's hoping he and Kairi Sane can team up and call each other pirates to reinforce that they are both pirates. You know who isn't a pirate? Jessie. She's a gangster and a straight up psycho killer. She equips herself with throwing daggers to make this point more evident. RECKONING decides to shake things up a bit by leaving quietly. What a rebel~! Miss Elizabeth hides near a tree. No one is surprised by this.


Dog Ziggler scampers away. It's very cute. Everyone's glad that the dog has not yet been harmed. As a doctor and a role model, Britt Baker, gets started on showing everyone the best way to find and build a camp site. To some, this might look like stealing a pack and fleeing, but those people are probably dumb. Like all pirate crews, The Kairi Sane Organization pools and divides their resources. Why are a fish, a big dude from the 90s and an shirtless emo teen already enrolled in the Kairi Sane Organization? Well that's a secret. The Sailor Scouts conduct an active retreat of cover of Mercury bubbles. Everyone agrees Mercury is cool and useful. Oh no. Asuka's got a huge trident. Oh no. Is she the empress of the sea? She could be, if she wanted.


His scissors guys. He forgot his scissors. Do you get it? Sid tried to kill Arn Anderson. It happened like 30 years ago. Willem Ruska chases Jungle Boy into the Cornucopia and chokes him out. When you're an multi-time Olympian and like 120 pounds heavier than your opponent, it's easy to do. Manami Toyota also grabs a camping pack. It's widely considered the greatest camping pack grab of all time. The Kongs head out to find the river. Scott Steiner has satchel charges now. This is largely a bad thing, in general.


Some costumed teens with attitude team up with a couple of weird skeleton boys and a cool boss lady to get all the food. An impromptu tag match breaks out, and T-BAR and Kota Ibushi come out on top. Nia Jax drops Kota Ibushi on his head because really what would you expect. Jungle Kyona cuts her losses and head for the hills. Mizuki makes a business decision to not get in a grappling match with a heavyweight judoka at this time. Isaac Yankem becomes Isaac Yankem ~ARCHER MODE~


Monster Bono, the gigantic baby, gets a gigantic fork to eat his gigantic snacks or maybe straight up gore some dude or lady. The Bella Twins grab some rope and a lighter. Useful for starting fires, holding things up, or trading for other supplies. Suddenly, the lights go out in the Cornucopia. A spotlight appears, the Dandy Warhols are shown in an impervious bubble, and the sky lights up. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! YOUR REIGNING, DEFENDING, UNDISPUTED, UNDEFEATED, LETHAL LOTTERY CHAMPION, VERONICAAAA MMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRSSSS!!!!!!!! Veronica comes out of a ring of sparks. Sexy Jughead gives her a little wave. Many people read far too much into this. As this happens, Festus is not being a very good brother, delivering a solid bonkski to the head of everyone's favorite James from Pokemon, James from Pokemon. Mayu Iwatani makes a break for it in the confusion.


Cake Rey Mysterio steals the medical supplies, even though all he needs to cure his wounds is a little fondant. Meanwhile, Billionaire Ted and the members of Kongoh all try to jump Cake Sasha Banks. Even in cake form, Sasha's no easy target. Their heads all bonk together or something probably. I didn't see it too closely. Big Mami helps herself to some supplies. Limmy breaks for the treeline. Nothing is more powerful than a mother's love, especially when that mother's child needs like 6500 calories a day and she has a straight up AK.


Misawa and his protege, Nino Hamburguesa, decide to go on a mentor/mentee fishing trip. Ruby Riott's always been a smart, cool customer. She doesn't need to be in here. She can just get supplies from other people later. Or make the nerds do it. T-bone or who ever. Rikishi stands in the rafters and points at Monster Bono with his iconic bat. Does he want to claim the title of biggest boy in the Ultra Arena? Because Akebono's, like, a lot bigger so uhh lmao. Matilda the bulldog steals some archery equipment. What a lovable scamp!

REMEMBER THE FALLEN
James
Jungle Boy
Jacqueline McCafferty
Nia Jax
Ted DiBiase
KONGOH

projecthalaxy fucked around with this message at 03:44 on Sep 27, 2020

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

T-BAR is now in charge with the death of Ted DiBiase. T-BAR also has killed an unsafe worker in Nia Jax, and is indisputably a face.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Codependent Poster posted:

T-BAR also has killed an unsafe worker in Nia Jax, and is indisputably a face.

if i saw kota ibushi wrestle nia jax, i would say: o no

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

does every fight end in death on this unless it specifically says they ran away or otherwise survived?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Jungle Boy :negative:

JAMES FROM POKEMON! :gonk:

Also yeah, I'm not entirely sure if some people are dead or not.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Yeah, it's the biggest problem with the new system. it's not immediately obvious which events result in kills and unfortunately the status page isn't always accessible., just updating after every day. I think right now it's James, Jungle Boy, Jacqueline, Nia, DiBiase and Kongoh that are down.


The problem with running these sims is both sites have noticable issues, so it comes down to which set of issues annoy you least.

I may have to go in and edit the lethal events deck to add a little (L) at the end of all the lethal events or something. I'm not sure if I can do that mid game though.

E: looking at the event decks, it looks like going forward (not in the bloodbath) everything seems pretty clear on if its a kill or not. I'll just start calling out individual eliminations instead of teams because I can just check the event deck if i'm not sure and you'll see a big SO AND SO HAS BEEN ELIMINATED in the post so you'll know too.

projecthalaxy fucked around with this message at 03:39 on Sep 27, 2020

yea ok
Jul 27, 2006

rigged. that being said, it’s not too hard to follow but a nice little “killed in this post” style update would be nice for the posts without the visible kill screen. just a quick Dead this update: then the new deaths. its my 2 cents

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


yea ok posted:

rigged. that being said, it’s not too hard to follow but a nice little “killed in this post” style update would be nice for the posts without the visible kill screen. just a quick Dead this update: then the new deaths. its my 2 cents

That's a good idea that will be implemented in future. I didn't know how handy having the scoreboard at the bottom of every page was until it wasn't anymore.

E:
REMEMBER THE FALLEN
James
Jungle Boy
Jacqueline McCafferty
Nia Jax
Ted DiBiase
KONGOH

This, with kills also called out in the post, seems like it might be sufficient?

projecthalaxy fucked around with this message at 03:45 on Sep 27, 2020

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
every time cake sasha banks kills someone she says "piece of cake." so she's said it twice so far

edit: tally up the kill counts at the end of the posts, too

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

projecthalaxy posted:

This, with kills also called out in the post, seems like it might be sufficient?


Yeah I think that kind of synopsis will be really helpful. Kill counts included if possible, though I don't know how much extra work that will entail for you since the last website did all that for you, from memory?

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IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

oh no Jungle Boy :(

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