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Gyshall posted:I SHED ITSH A PEACH I am not gonna taste your peach. I ate someone's pecan last night, I'm not gonna eat your peach.
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Sep 24, 2020 07:36
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Imagine: You could walk around drunk all day.
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Sep 24, 2020 17:16
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I threw up from the Hennigans 
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Sep 24, 2020 19:06
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JethroMcB posted:Imagine: You could walk around drunk all day. I think you've read one too many Billy Mumphrey stories. Good day, Mr. JethroMcB.
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Sep 24, 2020 19:14
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Well, I have a feeling that what you are about to go through is punishment enough.
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Sep 24, 2020 19:14
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SirPablo posted:Well, I have a feeling that what you are about to go through is punishment enough. What about the dreaded apparatus?
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Sep 24, 2020 22:53
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Chili posted:What about the dreaded apparatus? That condom killed me. Why do they have to make the wrappers on those things so hard to open?
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Sep 25, 2020 00:17
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I can't carry a pen. I'm afraid I'll puncture my scrotum.
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Sep 25, 2020 00:29
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Like a frightened turtle.
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Sep 25, 2020 00:49
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That is one place on my wardrobe I don't need a set of sharp, interlocking metal teeth
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Sep 25, 2020 01:08
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I'll tell you what the big advantage of homosexuality is. If you're going out with someone your size, right there you double your wardrobe.
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Sep 25, 2020 02:11
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SirPablo posted:I'll tell you what the big advantage of homosexuality is. If you're going out with someone your size, right there you double your wardrobe. Let me ask you something. If you and JethroMcB were ever to... dance, how do you decide who leads?
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Sep 25, 2020 04:27
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A Jord divided against itself CANNOT STAND!
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Sep 25, 2020 07:31
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SirPablo posted:I'll tell you what the big advantage of homosexuality is. If you're going out with someone your size, right there you double your wardrobe. Arrivederci my fellow 40-short!
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Sep 25, 2020 08:59
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WSAENOTSOCK posted:A Jord divided against itself CANNOT STAND! Rupert Buttermilk posted:A Jord, divided against itself, cannot stand. What, you're using my bits now?
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Sep 25, 2020 10:46
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YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH! 
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Sep 25, 2020 11:02
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:What, you're using my bits now? Have you seen his act? He’s got a 12 minute bit about Ovaltine.
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Sep 25, 2020 12:06
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Bird in a Blender posted:Have you seen his act? He’s got a 12 minute bit about Ovaltine. I'm gonna go pick up some chicks. Good-looking ones!
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Sep 25, 2020 12:13
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JethroMcB posted:I'm gonna go pick up some chicks. Get a good look, JethroMcB?
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Sep 25, 2020 12:58
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Bird in a Blender posted:Have you seen his act? He’s got a 12 minute bit about Ovaltine. It's enough to make me puke. Hey, that's a funny word!
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Sep 25, 2020 13:09
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WSAENOTSOCK is the voice of new generation. MY GENERATION!
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Sep 25, 2020 16:01
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MightyJoe36 posted:WSAENOTSOCK is the voice of new generation. MY GENERATION! Do you work out with weights?  No, I don't. You should! Why? 
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Sep 25, 2020 21:25
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I'll make time, because potee, I was once like you; wide-eyed, naive, I didn't know the first thing about a subject as fundamental as risk management.
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Sep 25, 2020 22:04
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TMMadman posted:I'll make time, because potee, I was once like you; wide-eyed, naive, I didn't know the first thing about a subject as fundamental as risk management. TMMadman was, some may say, a cock-eyed optimist.
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Sep 27, 2020 13:45
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Pulchritudinous posted:TMMadman was, some may say, a cock-eyed optimist. 
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Sep 27, 2020 23:28
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Rageaholic posted:Toxic gas?! This is beyond B.O. It's B.B.O.
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Sep 27, 2020 23:31
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potee posted:This is beyond B.O. It's B.B.O. Well, that's what led to potee's downfall.
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Sep 28, 2020 01:17
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TVGM posted:Well, that's what led to potee's downfall. If I don't have that fur hat by four o'clock, they're gonna take me down like TVGM!
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Sep 28, 2020 02:54
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Pulchritudinous posted:If I don't have that fur hat by four o'clock, they're gonna take me down like TVGM! I think you've read one too many Potee stories. Good day, Ms Pulchritudinous.
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Sep 28, 2020 20:47
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jojoinnit posted:I think you've read one too many Potee stories. Good day, Ms Pulchritudinous. Oh, I bought a bunch of bunion stories from Rageaholic - but they all stink!
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Sep 28, 2020 22:00
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potee posted:Oh, I bought a bunch of bunion stories from Rageaholic - but they all stink! 
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Sep 29, 2020 02:59
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I'm almost done my full series binge, and I'm sad. I don't want it to end, despite the fact that it's been over for 22 years now (holy poo poo  )This is actually the first time I've ever seen EVERY episode. Before, there were a few that I'd missed out on, like The Dog, and a few others. I didn't remember what the Van Buren Boys were all about, and couldn't remember how Elaine ever worked for Mr Pitt. But all of that's behind me now, because I have seen everything (well, as of this post, I haven't rewatched the finale yet, just checking out the clipshow). I loved the show before, but now I have an even deeper appreciation for it all. It's perfect. Even the lower rated episodes are gold, Jerry; gold! I also noticed something with the timeline that might interest this thread (and will likely be super obvious to most)... If you don't count Curb and/or the reunion episode, there has never been a time when this site and these forums existed at the same time as new Seinfeld episodes. Both things existed/exist with a year+ break in the middle. Anyway, my name is Jord, I'm unemployed, and I live with my parents. And I had SEX with YOUR WIFE! Serenity now!
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Sep 29, 2020 17:11
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You know, his wife is in a coma.
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Sep 29, 2020 19:02
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MightyJoe36 posted:You know, his wife is in a coma.
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Sep 29, 2020 19:18
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MightyJoe36 posted:You know, his wife is in a coma. Yeah, she shot into that coma pretty fast.
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Sep 29, 2020 19:22
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I, potee, having just seen the movie The Other Side Of Darkness, and not wanting to be in a coma like that lady in the movie, hereby want Rupert Buttermilk to remove my life support, feeding machine, lung-blower, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.
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Sep 29, 2020 20:04
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potee posted:I, potee, having just seen the movie The Other Side Of Darkness, and not wanting to be in a coma like that lady in the movie, hereby want Rupert Buttermilk to remove my life support, feeding machine, lung-blower, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera. Potee, I'm not even sure what you have here is even...legal.
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Sep 29, 2020 20:10
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She was attractive, she was also, in fact, a nazi.
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Yeah, I'm huge.
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