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Sep 18, 2020 13:50
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Jolo posted:Tryin to get my "eternal unending" badge but it's taking forever |
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Sep 18, 2020 14:40
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Feeding handfuls of pills to the koi my Koi pond |
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Sep 18, 2020 16:02
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Pakistani politics posted:Feeding handfuls of pills to the koi my Koi pond ya if they get enough vitamin c all of them is orange guy at petsmart: sir who are you talking to
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Sep 18, 2020 16:22
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xutech posted:That is funny, but how did you get him to cooperate? never underestimate the power of chill yob vibes
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Sep 18, 2020 19:25
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By day he's mild-mannered ornithologist Albert Ross. By night he's the costumed crimefighter known as Tough Ted Titmouse.
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Sep 18, 2020 21:38
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Schrödinger's Duck. |
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Sep 19, 2020 13:08
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rutger hauer racing, a kart racer where you can select from 60 different rutger hauer characters pole position lost, like tears in rain |
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Sep 20, 2020 23:11
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Hitcher Rutger starts without a kart and has to hitch a ride and psychologically torment the actual driver into driving the kart well. He has dialogue options instead of gas/brake/steering. |
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Sep 21, 2020 14:58
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Prurient Squid posted:Cthuhlu has a youth movement. Called the Young Tentacles? And they're like the boyscouts and they go camping? Not to be confused with the Young Men's Reformed-Cultists-Of-The-Ichor-God-Bel-Shamharoth Association. |
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Sep 21, 2020 16:06
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what's brown, sticky, and not a stick? a different stick
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Sep 21, 2020 23:52
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That boy is, I say that boy is a couple emptyquotes shy of a goldmine, if you know what I mean. |
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Sep 22, 2020 00:37
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Look, I'm not saying he's slow, but he thinks the weed number is 445 |
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Sep 22, 2020 00:37
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I'm not saying she's ugly or anything, but when she took out the blue fluid it curdled |
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Sep 22, 2020 00:39
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Like I'm not saying she has an ugly face but she went to the Halloween party as the Big Ol' rear end and everyone thought she was supposed to be a Censored sign
google THIS fucked around with this message at 00:49 on Sep 22, 2020 |
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Sep 22, 2020 00:44
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Dip Viscous posted:rutger hauer racing, a kart racer where you can select from 60 different rutger hauer characters |
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Sep 22, 2020 02:24
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Little guage in the bottom right indicates your miles per Hauer. |
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Sep 22, 2020 02:51
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Dip Viscous posted:rutger hauer racing, a kart racer where you can select from 60 different rutger hauer characters My racer keeps turning into a wolf halfway through the race! |
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Sep 22, 2020 14:30
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Prof. Crocodile posted:a child is caught swearing, and when his mom demands to know where he learned such foul language he is reluctant to tell her about the legendary lost episode of sesame street where kermit smacks the cookies out of cookie monster's hands and says: "suck my dick you gently caress man!" canyoneer posted:sports radio announcers are on strike, and the stations bring in the morning show shock jock djs with soundboards to call the game instead. lmao
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Sep 22, 2020 22:42
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Manifisto posted:grondr - social media for orc dating and hookups Kaiser Schnitzel posted:Tindorc make the thread |
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Sep 22, 2020 22:42
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Sep 22, 2020 23:00
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A foreign language teacher who's actually a wizard teaching students words of power to perform arcane rituals, but no one has realized it yet |
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Sep 26, 2020 14:04
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the hulk hogan sex tape goes viral again after the full-length copy is released, showing macho man randy savage bursting into the bedroom and hitting the hulkster with a folding chair while he is preoccupied performing cunnilingus on his wife mean gene okerlund and jesse ventura--watching from the bathroom--are appalled by the poor sportsmanship but are powerless to intervene |
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Sep 28, 2020 02:10
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Sep 28, 2020 02:12
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Alternate universe where Eddie Murphy is dating a girl that has frequent diarrhea and he puts out the hit single "Potty All the Time" The video is very polarizing.
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Sep 28, 2020 18:45
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Not really a joke, but I kind of always wanted to hear Pulp - Common People sung from the girl's perspective. |
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Sep 30, 2020 01:30
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Finger Prince posted:Not really a joke, but I kind of always wanted to hear Pulp - Common People sung from the girl's perspective. she's probably the wife of the former Greek finance minister, so you could ask https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Danae_Stratou
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Sep 30, 2020 02:41
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Finger Prince posted:Not really a joke, but I kind of always wanted to hear Pulp - Common People sung from the girl's perspective. write it
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Sep 30, 2020 02:51
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owlhawk911 posted:write it Ok but I'm not much of a poet so I hope this conveys what I was thinking I came to London with a thirst for knowledge And to study the boys at Saint Martin's College That's where he Caught my eye I may have been a little loaded Bought him a drink to see how things unfolded He said "fine" And then in thirty minutes time, I said I wanna live like common people I wanna do whatever common people do Wanna sleep with common people I wanna sleep with common people Like you What else could I do He said he'll see what he could do He took me too a supermarket I don't know why He said he had to start it somewhere So we started there He said "pretend you've got no money" I just laughed although it wasn't funny He said "yeah, I don't see anyone else smiling in here. Are you sure You wanna live like common people You wanna see whatever common people see Wanna sleep with common people You wanna sleep with common people Like me" But he didn't understand So I just smiled and held his hand Just a pretty, empty prop not allowed to have a job Smoke some fags down by the pool dream of escaping away to school But still you'll never get it, right? Cause when you're laid in bed at night watching roaches climb the wall You can gently caress it off and walk away from it all, yeah. you might not live like wealthy people you might not do what ever wealthy people do never be caged like wealthy people to watch the life you want forbidden to you and so you dance, and drink and screw because there's nothing else to do. I'll sing along with the common people I'll laugh along because it's all that gets me through laugh along with the common people laugh along even if they're laughing at me and the stupid things I do even if you think you're being cruel. Like a dog lying in the corner you think I'll bite you and never warn you It tears my insides out you think that all I am is a tourist someone who thinks that it's all just a laugh not a woman who should walk her own path You will never understand How it feels to live your life With no meaning or control And with nowhere left to go You are amazed that we exist while you burn so bright and you can only wonder why Just a pretty, empty prop not allowed to have a job Smoke some fags down by the pool Dream of escaping away to school but still you'll never get it, right? Cause when you're laid in bed at night watching roaches climb the wall you can gently caress it off and walk away from it all might not live like wealthy people might not do what wealthy people do but never trapped like wealthy people watch the life you want forbidden to you and then dance and drink and screw because there's nothing else to do. |
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Sep 30, 2020 15:40
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What's the most BYOB pasta type? Fetachillni |
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Sep 30, 2020 16:30
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a health conscious seagull that is now eating gluten free and low crab |
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Sep 30, 2020 16:38
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guy with chain mail and a warrior helm taking a selfie video in which he cries and says “leave Brittany alone” over and over that he sends to the Vikings
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Sep 30, 2020 17:15
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BUG JUG posted:What's the most BYOB pasta type? :justpasta: |
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Sep 30, 2020 17:17
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my life Ehehehhehehe. What did the farmer say when you he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?
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Sep 30, 2020 17:30
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canyoneer posted:a health conscious seagull that is now eating gluten free and low crab Seagull eating a French fry, describing it to another questioning gull as gluten free and low crab, in the style of a New Yorker cartoon. |
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Sep 30, 2020 18:46
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Newreader: ...is being held in custody. Police said that the man presented a firearm at the first national bank at Hastings at 1:06PM yesterday. * * * Man: Hey, uh, you cancelled my stolen card on Monday, and, well, I just wanted you to know that I'm really glad that you were the one that did it. That smile when you read my embarrasing middle name? I thought it lit up the whole room. I felt good the whole afternoon. I, ah, you know, I'd love it if I could see you some time outside of the bank. But even if you don't, I'd like you to have this. *hands over giftwrapped box* Teller: Oh, wow, that's really thoughtful of you. I've long wanted a Sig Sauer P226 but I never could justify the cost. I'm free this evening but I think those policemen over there want a word with you... |
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Sep 30, 2020 20:55
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"detective, if the teller had read the ENTIRE note he wouldn't have called you. it says i need money, i have a bomb rear end idea for a restaurant" |
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Oct 1, 2020 03:06
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No no, I said give me everything in the registry, not the register. My friend Pamela's bridal registry, every single item. And keep your hands where I can see 'em, this is still a stickup. |
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google THIS posted:No no, I said give me everything in the registry, not the register. My friend Pamela's bridal registry, every single item. And keep your hands where I can see 'em, this is still a stickup.
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