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youknowthatoneguy
Mar 27, 2004
Mmm, boooofies!

Ammo is stored in the balls.

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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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That movie would have been so much better if the trailers hadn't spoilered it.

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009


Solice Kirsk posted:

That movie would have been so much better if the trailers hadn't spoilered it.



See ya in a week when the derail is over, thread.

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

LifeSunDeath posted:


tomb raider cosplay getting really stupid.
It's in case he meets the son of a bitch who rigged the Iowa primary.

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost

Solice Kirsk posted:

That movie would have been so much better if the trailers hadn't spoilered it Robert Rodriguez hadn't directed half of it.

Ralph Crammed In
May 11, 2007

Let's get clean and smart


LifeSunDeath posted:


tomb raider cosplay getting really stupid.

What a good way to advertise you're a idiot who can have his guns stolen as he walks from the sub shop to his lifted truck.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005



Resting god told me to drown my children face.

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

rodbeard posted:



Resting god told me to drown my children face.

7 is enough, she didn't need the other 4.

theironjef
Aug 11, 2009

The archmage of unexpected stinks.

RobrtDwnsySyndrome posted:

Synthol injections are the epitome of aug



Which makes them low-hanging fruit, I know, but I am ok with that

Uhhh, I'm not the only one seeing the woman's face in the bottom right guy's creepy basketball balls, am I?

Nostradingus
Jul 13, 2009

theironjef posted:

Uhhh, I'm not the only one seeing the woman's face in the bottom right guy's creepy basketball balls, am I?



Aaah! After ten thousand years, I'm free! Time to inject synthol

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

Happy Landfill
Feb 26, 2011

I don't understand but I've also heard much worse
Admit it, you just wanted to post a close-up of that dude's balls, didn't you?

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:


They could be recycled into fashionable clothing instead.

Maybe :nws:

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

theironjef posted:

Uhhh, I'm not the only one seeing the woman's face in the bottom right guy's creepy basketball balls, am I?



:aaaaa: :wtc:

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

Nostradingus posted:

Aaah! After ten thousand years, I'm free! Time to inject synthol

God drat

GlobglogGroAbgalab
Jul 25, 2016

It appears that the elephant is highly sensitive to the effects of LSD - a finding which may prove to be valuable in elephant-control work in Africa.

theironjef posted:

Uhhh, I'm not the only one seeing the woman's face in the bottom right guy's creepy basketball balls, am I?




Start...the reactor...



https://twitter.com/greggybennett/status/1309614904102576128?s=21

:wtc:

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I have a feeling those might be his actual grandkid and him being hecking mad this his daughter got an abortion.

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

Stoatbringer posted:

They could be recycled into fashionable clothing instead.

Maybe :nws:


Talk about notching your belt.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
Edit: nvm think it’s fake

GlobglogGroAbgalab
Jul 25, 2016

It appears that the elephant is highly sensitive to the effects of LSD - a finding which may prove to be valuable in elephant-control work in Africa.

OwlFancier posted:

I have a feeling those might be his actual grandkid and him being hecking mad this his daughter got an abortion.

No, for sure. My local Catholic church has a Mart standing vigil over bricks inscribed with the names of dead children. Some of them simply say grandson or granddaughter. A couple are dedicated to all the children who die without being born, which is a way better deal than dedicating your brick to only one foetus

Ambitious Spider
Feb 13, 2012



Lipstick Apathy
proud boys are always aug, but this is a little extra:
https://twitter.com/andrewkimmel/status/1309943333137952768?s=20

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Dude looks like he's got Hank Hill rear end

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

wesleywillis posted:

Dude looks like he's got Hank Hill rear end

They always do for some reason, the pistol jammed into his right rear end cheek seems as uncomfortable as gently caress.



Maybe all the open-carry guns aren't penis compensation, they're hosed up rear end compensation.

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

LifeSunDeath posted:


tomb raider cosplay getting really stupid.

People like this always remind me of this scene from cinematic masterpiece I'm gonna git you sucka:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhe58xORWG0

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


bossy lady posted:

People like this always remind me of this scene from cinematic masterpiece I'm gonna git you sucka:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhe58xORWG0

Oh my god I am getting that right now. It's amazing!

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

bossy lady posted:

People like this always remind me of this scene from cinematic masterpiece I'm gonna git you sucka:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhe58xORWG0

How the heck did he go to the bathroom?

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009


wesleywillis posted:

How the heck did he go to the bathroom?

He took the stairs.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
https://twitter.com/HKaaman/status/1310564173185798147?s=20

it's full of explosives

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

LifeSunDeath posted:

it's full of explosives

:stonklol:

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo
:lol:

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:


The Holy Goatse.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
no clue who this guy is but he's calling out the unwashed masses of his viewership
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffcYeK8VVgE

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

LifeSunDeath posted:

no clue who this guy is but he's calling out the unwashed masses of his viewership
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffcYeK8VVgE

Very curious what the context of this is

Aren't there a bunch of shampoo/body wash combo soaps out there? Or is he advocating for dedicated body soap?

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

LifeSunDeath posted:

no clue who this guy is but he's calling out the unwashed masses of his viewership
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffcYeK8VVgE

It's weird because I was actually familiar with the guy's youtube channel ages ago. No idea what he's done since starting streaming though. Based on this clip he's still fairly funny though.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Resting Lich Face posted:

It's weird because I was actually familiar with the guy's youtube channel ages ago. No idea what he's done since starting streaming though. Based on this clip he's still fairly funny though.

He's won a Wrestlemania, I think.

DorkusMalorkus
Aug 4, 2009

"That's not Latin!"
:nws: cause there's no nudity or anything but you probably don't want to be looking at this where anyone else can see
https://i.imgur.com/rBjxFg6.jpg

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LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

DorkusMalorkus posted:

:nws: cause there's no nudity or anything but you probably don't want to be looking at this where anyone else can see
https://i.imgur.com/rBjxFg6.jpg

not sure why but 8bitguy popped into my head immediately

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