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Convex: Aug 19, 2010

Catastrophe posted:

God drat his cartoon face sucks

he looks like someone's first go with the smudge tool

# ? Sep 28, 2020 21:54

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 12:08

I said come in!: Jun 22, 2004

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

https://twitter.com/JoeMyGod/status/1310673914503208962?s=20

https://twitter.com/ChicOnChicFil_A/status/1310675230063341569

# ? Sep 28, 2020 21:54

Hyrax Attack!: Jan 13, 2009; We demand to be taken seriously

FMguru posted:

1) No state income tax
2) Protects a lot of assets in bankruptcy, especially houses (which is why so many shady people own big houses in FL).

Also protects NFL pensions from civil judgments, which is why OJ went there.

# ? Sep 28, 2020 21:54

Frank Frank: Jun 13, 2001; Mirrored

My gut reaction was "no way he actually looks like that. That has to be photoshopped"

but no... no, he actually looks like that.

# ? Sep 28, 2020 21:55

Boba Pearl: Dec 27, 2019; by Athanatos

I for sure thought it was another tiny face photoshop but nope lmao.

# ? Sep 28, 2020 21:58

Convex: Aug 19, 2010

I said come in! posted:

https://twitter.com/ChicOnChicFil_A/status/1310675230063341569

i mean it doesn't look worse

# ? Sep 28, 2020 21:58

Castor Poe: Jul 19, 2010; Jar Jar is the key to all of this.

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

https://twitter.com/JoeMyGod/status/1310673914503208962?s=20

God I hate this loving Hills Have Eyes mutant looking piece of garbage so much

# ? Sep 28, 2020 21:58

Strong Sauce: Jul 2, 2003; You know I am not really your father.

I said come in! posted:

https://twitter.com/ChicOnChicFil_A/status/1310675230063341569

efb! curses!

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# ? Sep 28, 2020 22:01

Sedgr: Sep 16, 2007; Neat!

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

https://twitter.com/JoeMyGod/status/1310673914503208962?s=20

Huh, wouldnt have thought Zika was in the US when this guy was conceived, but the shape of his head says otherwise.

Isnt all the financial stuff coming out of the Deutsche Bank investigations? I thought Trump et al were trying to block that release previously but that fell through and the information was becoming available with enough digging by a team with the proper motivation and resources . Last I had heard about it they were expecting it to all come out, just that it would take till after the election.

Makes sense that the Times was ready and waiting to put people on it immediately to start combing through so we're just seeing results earlier than the people on the left expected and certainly earlier than the Trumpenreich hoped.

# ? Sep 28, 2020 22:03

Knot My President!: Jan 10, 2005

Strong Sauce posted:

efb! curses!

lol

what's the name of that upside-down-lip-smile thing that rich fucks always do? The one where they're constantly fighting the urge to say "oh look, honey, a negro! how dreadful"

# ? Sep 28, 2020 22:04

Castor Poe: Jul 19, 2010; Jar Jar is the key to all of this.

# ? Sep 28, 2020 22:05

Grondoth: Feb 18, 2011

Knot My President! posted:

lol

what's the name of that upside-down-lip-smile thing that rich fucks always do? The one where they're constantly fighting the urge to say "oh look, honey, a negro! how dreadful"

I think we call that a sneer

# ? Sep 28, 2020 22:08

Giant Isopod: Jan 30, 2010; Bathynomus giganteus; Yams Fan

Knot My President! posted:

lol

what's the name of that upside-down-lip-smile thing that rich fucks always do? The one where they're constantly fighting the urge to say "oh look, honey, a negro! how dreadful"

Only the clan alpha is permitted to have their diaper changed regularly; the junior males are thus forced to constantly smell their own excretions. You can tell how full the diaper is by how far up the face the upper lip curls.

# ? Sep 28, 2020 22:08

Frank Frank: Jun 13, 2001; Mirrored

I'm B B Eyes

# ? Sep 28, 2020 22:09

Batterypowered7: Aug 8, 2009; The mist that chills you keeps me warm.

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

https://twitter.com/JoeMyGod/status/1310673914503208962?s=20

His head is shaped like a lightbulb.

# ? Sep 28, 2020 22:10

QuarkJets: Sep 8, 2008

Castor Poe posted:

lol that part of dick tracy's rogue's gallery is a hearing-impaired man named Deafy

# ? Sep 28, 2020 22:10

The Last Call: Sep 9, 2011; Rehabilitating sinner

Convex posted:

i mean it doesn't look worse

I don't normally like to make fun of someones face but holy poo poo that's real.

# ? Sep 28, 2020 22:13

Jarf: Jun 25, 2006; PLATINUM

He looks like a marionette puppet from Thunderbirds lmao

# ? Sep 28, 2020 22:14

Kingo Ligma: Aug 24, 2019; Ask me about calling people racist because I failed geography.

Castor Poe posted:

Trigger Doom is the greatest name ever. Deafy? Not so much.

# ? Sep 28, 2020 22:15

A Pack of Kobolds: Mar 23, 2007

Keltar posted:

I don't normally like to make fun of someones face but holy poo poo that's real.

It's okay, this is a ghoul and not a person so don't feel bad.

# ? Sep 28, 2020 22:15

graham cracker: Mar 8, 2004; "There is no God! Right, Mama?"

"True."

Knot My President! posted:

His face evolved to be as difficult to punch as humanly possible

Yeah, how can you hit something you can't look at without feeling like your brain just got kicked in the balls.

# ? Sep 28, 2020 22:15

InternetJunky: May 25, 2002

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

https://twitter.com/JoeMyGod/status/1310673914503208962?s=20

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# ? Sep 28, 2020 22:18

Heavy_D: Feb 16, 2002; "rararararara" contains the meaning of everything, kept in simple rectangular structures

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQw29ipF5cY

# ? Sep 28, 2020 22:19

Castor Poe: Jul 19, 2010; Jar Jar is the key to all of this.

Jarf posted:

He looks like a marionette puppet from Thunderbirds lmao

I forgot Trump was on the show lol

# ? Sep 28, 2020 22:20

TIP: Mar 21, 2006; Your move, creep.

Castor Poe posted:

It's kinda hosed up that Dick Tracy exclusively fought handicapped and disfigured people. Also hosed up that they left off his biggest nemesis, Thalidomide Tony.

# ? Sep 28, 2020 22:23

poisonpill: Nov 8, 2009; The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.

Castor Poe posted:

Wow Trump�s 2021 B-Squad is more dire than I�d realized

# ? Sep 28, 2020 22:23

Kung Food: Dec 11, 2006; PORN WIZARD

Knot My President! posted:

lol

what's the name of that upside-down-lip-smile thing that rich fucks always do? The one where they're constantly fighting the urge to say "oh look, honey, a negro! how dreadful"

The raging clue?

# ? Sep 28, 2020 22:31

Castor Poe: Jul 19, 2010; Jar Jar is the key to all of this.

Tip posted:

Thalidomide Tony

Lol

# ? Sep 28, 2020 22:32

Chumbawumba4ever97: Dec 31, 2000; by Fluffdaddy

Honestly at this point I'm kind of surprised Trump hasn't thought of just providing a fake tax return.

# ? Sep 28, 2020 22:34

free hubcaps: Oct 12, 2009

Chumbawumba4ever97 posted:

Honestly at this point I'm kind of surprised Trump hasn't thought of just providing a fake tax return.

why would he even bother to do that when he can just continue to claim he cant release them cuz hes being audited and people will just shrug their shoulders super hard at him

# ? Sep 28, 2020 22:36

frh: Dec 6, 2014; Hire Kenny G to play for me in the elevator.

https://twitter.com/baseballot/status/1310573983239155712?s=19

# ? Sep 28, 2020 22:42

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Just love that trump spokes guy getting grilled and it's like "we know that he paid 10m in taxes this report is fake news" "Ok prove it, show us the records, have Trump come on" "No you see it's more complicated than that, and also totally false allegations"

We get it you're lying, why not just walk away like trumbo.

# ? Sep 28, 2020 22:43

Oscar Wild: Apr 11, 2006; It's good to be a G

https://twitter.com/TrumpDraws/status/1310653617636925440?s=19

# ? Sep 28, 2020 22:43

Batterypowered7: Aug 8, 2009; The mist that chills you keeps me warm.

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW posted:

https://twitter.com/baseballot/status/1310573983239155712?s=19

Look at those [Bill] Clinton numbers. I won't feel confident that Trump will lose until Biden hits double digits like that.

# ? Sep 28, 2020 22:45

Philthy: Jan 28, 2003; Pillbug

lol Trump pretending everything is fake

# ? Sep 28, 2020 22:46

Groovelord Neato: Dec 6, 2014

Overheard our CEO's brother - who's like 70 and is going to Florida tomorrow (lol) - talking with the CEO and another executive about how the defamation laws have to be relaxed so the media can't "falsely" report on things like Trump's taxes.

I wanted to go motherfucker if you relaxed defamation laws Trump woulda gone broke from lawsuits rather than ineptitude. Omar alone would've bled him dry.

# ? Sep 28, 2020 22:46

Catastrophe: Oct 5, 2007; Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

For someone obsessed about fake facts, this dude sure does like to spout an endless stream of fake bullshit

# ? Sep 28, 2020 22:48

Imagined: Feb 2, 2007

Catastrophe posted:

For someone obsessed about fake facts, this dude sure does like to spout an endless stream of fake bullshit

Literally everything Trump criticizes anyone else for is something he does ten times as hard. He's the platonic ideal of 'he who smelt it, dealt it'.

# ? Sep 28, 2020 22:51

Althalin: Nov 19, 2019; Putting the ham in Chamon; Pork Pro

Imagined posted:

Literally everything Trump criticizes anyone else for is something he does ten times as hard. He's the platonic ideal of 'he who smelt it, dealt it'.

As the chuds continue to just huff the diet coke and junk food fueled fumes coming out of that 74-year-old, geriatric rear end.

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SpaceGoatFarts: Jan 5, 2010; sic transit gloria mundi; Nap Ghost

This US presidency season's finale is really over the top.

And to think there's still one month worth of lols ahead.

Truly we live in interesting times

# ? Sep 28, 2020 23:00

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