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infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
you predicted that christopher nolan would make a christopher nolan film?

bold choice

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Archduke Frantz Fanon
Sep 7, 2004

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD posted:

this is verbatim what i was expecting from this. just another inception.

i liked the insanely low stakes of inception: repair a dudes relationship with his dad so he breaks up his giant company (paid for by the owner of a rival giant company). succeed or fail they all get off the plane (in various states of mental distress)

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



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I liked inception but also i don't even really have a concept of "a christopher nolan movie" because maybe 10% of his output has ever actually impacted my exocrust

i just viewed it as a clever scifi film with a nine fig budget so they could show off that year's camera tricks or w/e

Beamed
Nov 26, 2010

Then you have a responsibility that no man has ever faced. You have your fear which could become reality, and you have Godzilla, which is reality.


paprika was a way better inception, if you liked inception you should check it out

Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005

inception would have been better if it was a pkd adaptation

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

christopher nolan movies, not counting batmen:

memento: a noir-ish pseudo-thriller involving changing timelines!
inception: a action-ish pseudo-thriller involving changing timelines!
interstellar: a sci-fi-ish pseudo-thriller involving changing timelines!
tenet: reportedly some sort of pseudo-thriller involving changing timelines!

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Jonny 290 posted:

I liked inception but also i don't even really have a concept of "a christopher nolan movie" because maybe 10% of his output has ever actually impacted my exocrust

it's this


Sagebrush posted:

memento: a noir-ish pseudo-thriller involving changing timelines!
inception: a action-ish pseudo-thriller involving changing timelines!
interstellar: a sci-fi-ish pseudo-thriller involving changing timelines!
tenet: reportedly some sort of pseudo-thriller involving changing timelines!

and also this

Jonny 290 posted:

a nine fig budget so they could show off that year's camera tricks or w/e

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



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im slightly curious about tenet but all i have is cam rips, and i store those for strictly archival (in case society collapses) instead of viewing (in case i want to watch it) purposes

in a well actually
Jan 26, 2011

dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

Sagebrush posted:

christopher nolan movies, not counting batmen:

memento: a noir-ish pseudo-thriller involving changing timelines!
inception: a action-ish pseudo-thriller involving changing timelines!
interstellar: a sci-fi-ish pseudo-thriller involving changing timelines!
tenet: reportedly some sort of pseudo-thriller involving changing timelines!

now do dunkirk

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

PCjr sidecar posted:

now do dunkirk

good point! a war-themed pseudo-thriller involving changing timelines!

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

PCjr sidecar posted:

now do dunkirk


Jonny 290 posted:

a nine fig budget so they could show off that year's camera tricks or w/e

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Sagebrush posted:

good point! a war-themed pseudo-thriller involving changing timelines!

i'm sorry, this isn't 3-4 characters longer than the preceding line

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



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leo dicaprio filming Wolf Of Wall Street posted:

i'm sorry, this isn't 3-4 characters longer than the preceding line

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

infernal machines posted:

i'm sorry, this isn't 3-4 characters longer than the preceding line

dunkirk: a second-world-war-themed pseudo-thriller involving changing timelines!

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



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I'm not going to lie, i put on Wolf of Wall Street a few months ago, got to the opening scene where he's snorting bolivian flake off a model's rear end, and just stopped it with "that's it. that's the film, you got the money shot"

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
it's very long.

some of it is interesting, but it feels every minute of three hours long. after the second hour i definitely did not give a gently caress about anything happening any more

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

Jonny 290 posted:

I'm not going to lie, i put on Wolf of Wall Street a few months ago, got to the opening scene where he's snorting bolivian flake off a model's rear end, and just stopped it with "that's it. that's the film, you got the money shot"

the scene where he's mega hosed up and literally crawling and slithering to his lambo is great

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

SmokaDustbowl posted:

the scene where he's mega hosed up and literally crawling and slithering to his lambo is great

also them fighting each other for the phone while he's supposed to be watching his kid

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

infernal machines posted:

also them fighting each other for the phone while he's supposed to be watching his kid

lmao yeah

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

SmokaDustbowl posted:

the scene where he's mega hosed up and literally crawling and slithering to his lambo is great

yeah and the yacht sinking

socialist porn

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



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i feel like yall are spinning this as a worthy but extremely nihilist nothing-matters watch if the viewer is a commie

I might revisit it lol

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
it's fine. jonah hill vacillates between funny and tedious. there's a lot of debauchery that while entertaining, probably could have been cut to get the film down to two hours or less.

or maybe not. i don't know what the message was

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

I haven't seen wolf of wall street but the message a lot of the worst people got from it was "being an alpha bro finance douche is totally awesome [the bad stuff won't happen to me because I'm smart though]"

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

qirex posted:

I haven't seen wolf of wall street but the message a lot of the worst people got from it was "being an alpha bro finance douche is totally awesome [the bad stuff won't happen to me because I'm smart though]"
idiots are always going to lionize the gordon geckos or the dumbest elements of fight club, or that boot camp from FMJ owns and military is cool- - thats not a mark against a movie.

wolf of ws was really good just because everyone in it is loving trash and trash monsters are also running america (all the corporate boards, hedge fund, private equity leveragers, politicans, management, etc)

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



watched the first ep of fargo s4 last night

looking good!

Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

i watched the original Phantasm, after realising i'd only seen 2-4 and only while drunk.

it was... not that good

still going to rewatch the rest though

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

Carthag Tuek posted:

watched the first ep of fargo s4 last night

looking good!

Casual Encountess
Dec 14, 2005

"You can see how they go from being so sweet to tearing your face off,
just like that,
and it's amazing to have that range."


Thunderdome Exclusive

are you saying those flying spheres aren’t spooky??

Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

see that's the thing. all the stuff that I associate with the series isn't really in the first one that much. reggie the balding ponytailed ice-cream man turns up about 3 times as a side character and just vaguely helps out even though he's arguably the main protagonist of the later films. the balls - the iconic image of the series, well there's just one and it kills one guy and then gets destroyed. even the Tall Man doesn't really do a whole lot directly considering he's the main villain.

it was still ok to watch for the terrible acting and silly effects, but i think it's easily the weakest entry in the series

Sweevo fucked around with this message at 15:39 on Sep 29, 2020

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
boyyyyyyyy

rotor
Jun 11, 2001
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!

Xaris posted:

idiots are always going to lionize the gordon geckos or the dumbest elements of fight club, or that boot camp from FMJ owns and military is cool- - thats not a mark against a movie.

I kinda think it is though. If you make satire and it ends up as propaganda for the people you're satirizing, maybe your movie isn't good.

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica
i have always wanted to live at the bottom of the seaaa

maybe next year :thunk:

Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005

rotor posted:

I kinda think it is though. If you make satire and it ends up as propaganda for the people you're satirizing, maybe your movie isn't good.

nah starship troopers owns

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

Trabisnikof posted:

nah starship troopers owns

Sapozhnik
Jan 2, 2005

Nap Ghost

rotor posted:

I kinda think it is though. If you make satire and it ends up as propaganda for the people you're satirizing, maybe your movie isn't good.

Metal Gear Rising is probably the worst example of this.

The main villain is a burly fascist superman who gives a literally fifteen minute long speech at the end of the game about how awesome fascism is and how modern society is full of self-absorbed degenerates who need to be killed. Then the protagonist says "waah you're stupid!!" and then they fight. I wonder why tens of thousands of basement-dwelling creeps think this villain is "based". Real head-scratcher.

It mostly just got an eye-roll from me when I played through it although this was back in the Before Times.

e: I think he literally says MAGA at one point

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
if you played mg rising revengeance for the politics you’re a huge dumb nerd

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
at the time he was clearly a parody of dick cheney but reality turned the tables

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

rotor posted:

I kinda think it is though. If you make satire and it ends up as propaganda for the people you're satirizing, maybe your movie isn't good.
a tiny handful of brain damaged morons will always exist, and they're worthless. everyone else who watches something like fight club will go "hmm yes... wow complete social alienation and atomization and toxic masculinity is hosed up and damaging" and a small minority will go "WOW FIGHTING BAD rear end, NEED TO BRING BACK MASCULINITY"

it'd only make for far far worse entertainment to constantly beat you over the head going duhh did you get it yet, did you get it yet? how about now???

Trabisnikof posted:

nah starship troopers owns
basically gently caress u if you dont like starship troopers, or robocop. they're perfect movies

rotor
Jun 11, 2001
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!

Xaris posted:

a tiny handful of brain damaged morons will always exist


i dont think the number of people who watched starship troopers and thought "wow maybe service SHOULD guarantee citizenship" is as tiny as you want to think it is.

quote:

it'd only make for far far worse entertainment to constantly beat you over the head going durh did you get it yet, did you get it yet? how about now???

If you can't make a movie without making fascist propaganda by accident maybe you shouldn't make movies.

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Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005

lol if you think some Englishmen didn’t actually want to eat Irish babies

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