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Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Mega64 fucked around with this message at 22:19 on Oct 3, 2020

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Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
This week's Quick Reads is about shoot-outs.





So why does New York Jersey get two football teams again? Combine them and they'd still be the worst team in the league.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

He’s like the anti-Trubisky.

sirtommygunn
Mar 7, 2013



Do not watch the Jets/Broncos game this Thursday.

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

Football is good right now

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

sirtommygunn posted:

Do not watch the Jets/Broncos game this Thursday.

Counterpoint: It will likely be an utter poo poo show and everyone should bask in its glory. :shrek:

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

sirtommygunn posted:

Do not watch the Jets/Broncos game this Thursday.

Look there will be plenty of bort to go around


Also this is 100% how I would look on an NFL field
https://twitter.com/JCohen_NFL/status/1310676899178348546?s=19

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Spoeank posted:

Look there will be plenty of bort to go around


Also this is 100% how I would look on an NFL field
https://twitter.com/JCohen_NFL/status/1310676899178348546?s=19

Blake Martinez is a fifth year linebacker too

I guess his man was the fullback? Because it kinda looks like he's moving to cover him out of the backfield then just kinda gets lost in the wash

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

Spoeank posted:

Also this is 100% how I would look on an NFL field
https://twitter.com/JCohen_NFL/status/1310676899178348546?s=19

lol

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967
If it's a blowout on Thursday, will we get the forever asked for "Fire at Halftime" for Gase? He's in the Win or Go Home seat, might as well make a little history if it's a 30 point game at the half right?

Last time it happened was 1921:

On October 16, 1921, after the Independents battled back from a 7-0 deficit against the Chicago Cardinals to lead 14-7 in the second quarter, due to two touchdowns, scored by Frank Coughlin. However the team's owner Walter Flanigan ordered the team's tackle, Ed Healey, to relieve Coughlin. Once Coughlin was safely on his way toward the sideline, Healey delivered a message to Jimmy Conzelman from Flanigan, it read: "Coughlin was fired! The new coach was Conzelman!" This act marked the first and only time an owner hired a new coach in the middle of a game. Coughlin then spent the rest of the 1921 season playing for the Detroit Tigers and the Green Bay Packers.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
The Jets haven't fired a coach midseason since like 1976.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Spoeank posted:

Look there will be plenty of bort to go around


Also this is 100% how I would look on an NFL field
https://twitter.com/JCohen_NFL/status/1310676899178348546?s=19

Once upon a time I thought Martinez could become really good. Because of that, I have a Blake Martinez jersey.

:sigh:

Phobeste
Apr 9, 2006

never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man

Athanatos posted:

If it's a blowout on Thursday

I mean it's the jets, but it's also the broncos.

Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



Rumor Mill says Gase will be fired if he loses Thursday.

Now watch the Jets win by 20.

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1310946912279855108?s=20


https://twitter.com/TodayInSports3/status/1310938949318307842?s=20

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
https://twitter.com/TomPelissero/status/1310946413879197697

It begins

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

Whooah fuuuuck

This was pretty inevitable. Now to see how the league will handle an outbreak.

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Welp, took longer than I thought it would but the inevitable has begun.

chamois
Oct 24, 2010

I assumed they just weren't going to tell us when people tested positive. Does this mean that truly nobody got covid until week 3?

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
I wonder who got it

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

https://twitter.com/diannaESPN/status/1310948437475631107

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
sure NOW corey davis learns to catch things

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

obviously this is somebody conspiring against ryan tannehill out of fear

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Well it was a nice 3 weeks.

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

https://twitter.com/Jeff_McLane/status/1310943955811434498

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
So the Titans and maybe Vikings play on Sunday without any practice? Or their games are also off

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide
If I'm the titans I don't necessarily hate cancelling the Steelers game

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

SHOAH NUFF posted:

So the Titans and maybe Vikings play on Sunday without any practice? Or their games are also off

https://twitter.com/diannaESPN/status/1310948153655529477?s=20

Maybe the push the game back a couple of days?

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

https://twitter.com/mortreport/status/1310950756858593282?s=20

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.
Titans and Vikings both have multiple positive COVID tests, and are shut down until at least Sat

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

D-LINK posted:

Titans and Vikings both have multiple positive COVID tests, and are shut down until at least Sat

efb

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
Eh whatever keep everyone safe the steelers are poorly ran so they'll take it easy this week thinking they will have an easy win then get stomped

Phobeste
Apr 9, 2006

never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man

Metapod posted:

Eh whatever keep everyone safe the steelers are poorly ran so they'll take it easy this week thinking they will have an easy win then get stomped

Yeah covid stuff is gonna be a big test for teams that are mentally weak

Guze
Oct 10, 2007

Regular Human Bartender

They can't be at the facility until Saturday. Which seems less than ideal for game prep.

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

Metapod posted:

Eh whatever keep everyone safe the steelers are poorly ran so they'll take it easy this week thinking they will have an easy win then get stomped

The poorly run Steelers

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Just give both teams a tie.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Lmao Tom Brady, who probably doesn’t believe in the germ theory of disease, lives and plays in the middle of a superspreader event.

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Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Metapod posted:

Eh whatever keep everyone safe the steelers are poorly ran so they'll take it easy this week thinking they will have an easy win then get stomped

It really is setup for a Mike Tomlin faceplant.

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