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...the same wolf? Why is this wolf such a dick? What the gently caress is his problem? Since when does he think he can pull of Grandma's calico dress with thighs like that? These are the questions too few people are asking.
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Sep 29, 2020 15:23
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This is what I'm talking about. Why? Just loving cool it, dude.
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Sep 29, 2020 15:24
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It's not the same wolf, but the 2 wolves have hosed casually for some years. It's a complete coincidence though
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Sep 29, 2020 15:26
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bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:It's not the same wolf, but the 2 wolves have hosed casually for some years. It's a complete coincidence though Great, so there's two of these assholes running around? Fantastic.
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Sep 29, 2020 15:29
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the three little pigs was based on a real-life incident
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Sep 29, 2020 15:31
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Hammerite posted:the three little pigs was based on a real-life incident Pigs are known for their house building acumen. yes.
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Sep 29, 2020 15:33
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Literally A Person posted:Pigs are known for their house building acumen. yes. The pig who built his house out of bricks was actually based on bertrand russell
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Sep 29, 2020 15:39
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Wolfie... What big disrespect for the world around you you have
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Sep 29, 2020 15:41
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there are two wolves inside your cultural artefacts
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Sep 29, 2020 15:42
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Colonel Cancer posted:Wolfie... What big disrespect for the world around you you have ALL THE BETTER TO CALL YOU NAMES AND MAKE FUN OF YOUR PHYSICAL APPEARANCE WITH!!!
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Hammerite posted:The pig who built his house out of bricks was actually based on bertrand russell Oh the sense data guy. Never cared for his philosophy.. empiricism doesn't fascinate me too much.
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Literally A Person posted:ALL THE BETTER TO CALL YOU NAMES AND MAKE FUN OF YOUR PHYSICAL APPEARANCE WITH!!! Damnit you dog, I thought you were supposed to replace grandma not become her 
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Sep 29, 2020 15:54
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The wolves were innocent, those stories were all filthy lies by pig media https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDGrfhJH1P4
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Sep 29, 2020 16:13
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"Literally a Person" sure sounds like the type of name a secret wolf would use
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Sep 29, 2020 16:21
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It's also a well known fact that wolves are vegan so he couldn't possibly have eaten grandma
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Sep 29, 2020 16:27
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it can't be the same wolf because it dies in each story, in the three little pigs he gets boiled and in little red riding hood he gets chopped open
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It was an impersonator OP
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Sep 29, 2020 16:56
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this is a pretty good kids book fyi, if you're into wolves v pigs don't know if it's canon though 
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Sep 29, 2020 17:02
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food court bailiff posted:it can't be the same wolf because it dies in each story, in the three little pigs he gets boiled and in little red riding hood he gets chopped open and in both stories everyone else miraculously survives, unharmed it doesn't take a genius to figure out that the "victims" are hiding something
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Sep 29, 2020 17:08
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Trust the pigs/hate the wolves? Sounds like copaganda.
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Sep 29, 2020 17:21
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The wolf always represents female sexuality so in a way it is always the same beast
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Sep 29, 2020 17:33
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No see there are sheep, who are helpless and defenseless, there are the wolves, who eat them because they're evil, and then there are the pigs, who protect the sheep from the wolves.
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Why are the pigs each building individual houses with a wolf on the loose? Could they not agree on a building material so much that they had to split off? And when the first one got eaten, why couldn't the remaining 2 hole up in the brick one? Was it an I told you so moment? "Too bad you're gonna get eaten, but I've got mine" gently caress you, let me in rear end in a top hat
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r u ready to WALK posted:and in both stories everyone else miraculously survives, unharmed Granny got eaten I believe, though maybe not in the sterilized Disney version. Grimms' fairy tales tended to be pretty brutal. And I have reported multiple goons for their wolfist posts. BigBadSteve fucked around with this message at 18:59 on Sep 29, 2020 |
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Sep 29, 2020 18:56
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If all dogs are good dogs, and if this is science, then since all wolves are dogs, all wolves are good...right?
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different wolves op, glad to be of assistance 
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Sep 29, 2020 19:56
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was the farmer who had a dog named bingo the old mcdonald who had a farm
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Sep 29, 2020 20:13
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you ever just post some bullshit on the internet?
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you know what's bad rear end? The big bad wolf has a big bad wolf skeleton inside it 
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Grandma, your X-ray just came back... you have Big Wolf Bones.
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Icochet posted:The wolf always represents female sexuality so in a way it is always the same beast I think I remember Dr. Clarissa Pinkola Ests writing about this in "Women Who Run With the Wolves," from a Jungian perspective the tales represent society's fears that a giant vagina will topple our buildings and devour us all
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:you ever just post some bullshit on the internet? Me? Never. Never ever. I would never stoop so low.
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Agent Escalus posted:If all dogs are good dogs, and if this is science, then since all wolves are dogs, all wolves are good...right? Siding with the elitist pigs over the wolf is how we got into this mess (lots of feral hogs) to begin with.
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Sep 29, 2020 22:28
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Was the Big Bad Wolf the first furry transvestite? And did he inspire Bugs Bunny?
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Sep 29, 2020 22:30
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Was WWJ ever not a werewolf? Like was he a dude who changed and just never changed back? Or was he born one?
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Xenocides posted:Was the Big Bad Wolf the first furry transvestite? And did he inspire Bugs Bunny? Inspired? Sure. But Bugs took it to the next level.
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Sep 29, 2020 22:32
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https://villains.fandom.com/wiki/Big_Bad_Wolf According to this site it's the same wolf, but they're really stretching their credibility when they claim it's also the wolf at the end of The Boy Who Cried Wolf.
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Tip posted:https://villains.fandom.com/wiki/Big_Bad_Wolf Occupation: Feral Wolf. Living the loving dream.
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I don't think they're the same because Red Riding Hood's big bad wolf is basically a rapist whereas the other one just really wants some pork belly, they're leagues apart on the scale of villainhood. Who among us has not lusted after pork belly?
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