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Putty: HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Those alien S.O.Bs won't know what shot 'em *pumps shotgun*

# ? Sep 29, 2020 17:10

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 08:54

Putty: HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

The president has pardoned my workplace harassment charges after I saved his rear end from the boob dimension...

Right on...

# ? Sep 29, 2020 17:11

Putty: HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Hey babe, check out my sex appeal... *pumps shotgun*

# ? Sep 29, 2020 17:13

blaise rascal: "Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."

light 'em up, boys!

ty vanisher, ty khanstant

# ? Sep 29, 2020 17:14

Putty: HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

You alien scum wouldn't know your rear end in a top hat from my rear end in a top hat, pricks!

# ? Sep 29, 2020 17:16

magic cactus: We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

I'm here to... attended this mandatory 3 hour sexual harassment training. At least I brought my bubble gum.

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# ? Sep 29, 2020 17:18

blaise rascal: "Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."

welcome to bee why oh bee, motherfuckers!!!! (smirks)

ty vanisher, ty khanstant

# ? Sep 29, 2020 17:18

Putty: HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

I'm all rear end, no class, and I've got the n-word pass.

# ? Sep 29, 2020 17:18

blaise rascal: "Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."

hurf de durf, you sonova bitch. hurf de durf.

ty vanisher, ty khanstant

# ? Sep 29, 2020 17:21

Putty: HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Nice rear end babe, I bet you make huge farts

# ? Sep 29, 2020 17:22

Jinh

I've got balls of steel. Baoding balls, for practicing mindfulness. :abrathink:

# ? Sep 29, 2020 17:23

nut

i'm gonna rip off yer arms and then i'm gonna rip off his arms and then i'm gonna trade yer arms with each other so you'll end up with his arms heh it'll look a little silly won't it, that heart tattoo with "Susan" inside it, you probably don't even know Susan let alone love her how could you, you're a taurus and she's an aries

# ? Sep 29, 2020 17:25

blaise rascal: "Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."

Putty posted:

Nice rear end babe, I bet you make huge farts

lmao

ty vanisher, ty khanstant

# ? Sep 29, 2020 17:25

Putty: HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Those alien scumwads have banned me from the local Gamestop

# ? Sep 29, 2020 17:25

Putty: HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

I've got a restraining order with your name on it.

# ? Sep 29, 2020 17:29

nut

Putty posted:

I've got a restraining order with your name on it.

# ? Sep 29, 2020 17:34

Jedrick: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.

*pumps dick*

# ? Sep 29, 2020 17:37

Prof. Crocodile

yes i wear dark sunglasses indoors, even in low light.
yes i picked a piece of poo out the toilet and carried it around the bathroom.
no those two facts aren't related in any way, they are separate facets of my bad boy persona that are completely unrelated to one another. *pumps shotgun*

# ? Sep 29, 2020 17:41

Putty: HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

I'm gonna piss in those lakes on mars. Those hypothetical alien micro-bastards won't know what hit 'em.

# ? Sep 29, 2020 17:47

Evil Bob: 've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.

*chomps down on cigar, bites a piece off and swallows it*

# ? Sep 29, 2020 18:22

Joey McChrist

i'm here to eat rear end and kick bubblegum, and i'm all out of bubblegum

# ? Sep 29, 2020 18:24

Macnult

rescued damsel still in shock and doesn�t know whether to be turned on, or completely weirded out when i grunt �urine for a treat� while pissing on the final boss� gory remains

# ? Sep 29, 2020 19:39

Salacious Spy: Well the word got around they said this kid is insane, man
Banged in the mouth and now he's got AIDS, man

I'm here to chew rear end,

# ? Sep 29, 2020 19:56

Putty: HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Born to kill... forced to work...

Hey King... did you want to include any sides with your order?

# ? Sep 29, 2020 21:10

google THIS

Well darn, I'm gonna heckin' give those alien son-of-a-guns so much what for.

# ? Sep 29, 2020 21:19

google THIS

My frequenting of porn shops and strip clubs does not indicate a lack of virility or inability to pick up women, on the part of myself or my target demographic, and I will by golly put that in writing as soon as I send these gee darn aliens packing and the notaries can come back to work.

# ? Sep 29, 2020 21:31

google THIS

(to a terrified stripper, light years from home, unspeakably violated, covered in splattered ichor, and surrounded by the mangled corpses of the alien sex traffickers who kidnapped her) M'lady.

# ? Sep 29, 2020 21:39

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

oh yeah, I got guns... yeah like, the arm kind, but also the metal kind. i brought both kinds

# ? Sep 29, 2020 23:25

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

"I got your two tickets to the gun show right here!"

*removes older model iphone from his pocket and opens the stubhub app*

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