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N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
The old cusses don’t do it anymore. Please provide suggestions for new words you can’t say in polite company


Cummies

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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Schnikes.

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
Milkies

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

op

LonesomeCrowdedWest
May 8, 2008
I’m a fan of fucktrumpet for loud blithering idiots

Moo the cow
Apr 30, 2020

Frekvens


(It's actually a product range from Ikea, but it sounds like a perverted sex thing)

Deep Glove Bruno
Sep 4, 2015

yung swamp thang
fistula (expletive)

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
grobnobbler

Dagen H
Mar 19, 2009

Hogertrafikomlaggningen
Potrzebie

Commie Lasorda
May 15, 2009

IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!
Thundercnut

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY
Sum'barker

pseudorandom
Jun 16, 2010



Yam Slacker
bussy
clussy

LuckyCat
Jul 26, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Yikeseroo

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

titpiss

Mr. Creakle
Apr 27, 2007

Protecting your virginity



Frenulum

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
jove turkey

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Fuckknuckle has always been pleasing to say.

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
Bitenuker

sexy tiger boobs
Aug 23, 2002

Up shit creek with a turd for a paddle.

your mom's prolapsed uterus

kdrudy
Sep 19, 2009

cooz

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam
Because I can't cuss in front of my students, when I feel the need to give off a stream of invectives, I tend to repeat random phrases that Greedo says before he gets shot by Han. Spoken with enough venom, the students think you are cussing in some unknown language.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

i like calling trashy women "broads" and fat guys "mooks"

We can learn so much from the slobs that ran 1920s chicago

Chump is also still cool

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


honeyfuggled

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
Can we bring back Dago without the racial connotation ?

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

poo poo piss gently caress oval office cocksucker motherfucker tits.

That's all I really ever needed.

Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009

:barf::sweep::zoid:



HOSEBEAST

Woden
May 6, 2006
Poo baby

Fuckman

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted

mobby_6kl posted:

poo poo piss gently caress oval office cocksucker motherfucker tits.

That's all I really ever needed.

This is the way of the old. We seek a new world, with more interesting words OLD MAN

Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica
pisslips

chaosbreather
Dec 9, 2001

Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.

realign
derisk
strategic
to resource/resourcing/resourced
the phrase "nipplefuck but not rubbing yourself on the nipple, somehow inserting yourself into the duct"

Jeza
Feb 13, 2011

The cries of the dead are terrible indeed; you should try not to hear them.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD posted:

i like calling trashy women "broads" and fat guys "mooks"

We can learn so much from the slobs that ran 1920s chicago

Chump is also still cool

and yet for some reason, young guys in bars seem uncomfortable when I lay a beefy hand on their shoulder and tell em they look like a 'squealer'

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
Beefy

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Spelunking.

(Both as an adjective as in "I am so tired of these spelunking snakes on this spelunking plane." Or as a verb as in "Me and your mum are about to do a little spelunking.")

goblox
Sep 13, 2012
Pisstit

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Jeza posted:

and yet for some reason, young guys in bars seem uncomfortable when I lay a beefy hand on their shoulder and tell em they look like a 'squealer'

If some light in the loafers palooka layed his mitts on me i'd just tell him to take it on the arches, but i dont know what i would be doing if i was getting ossified

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem
Cocksucker.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Frak

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

I dunno, but for some reason I'm thinking of an old TV show called, iirc, Fandid Famera with Alan Funt.

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003

scrunt

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former glory
Jul 11, 2011

Knobbler

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