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In closing, these stories have not been embellished because they need no embellishment. They are simply, horrifyingly, the story of my life as a short, stocky, slow witted bald man.
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Sash! posted:In closing, these stories have not been embellished because they need no embellishment. They are simply, horrifyingly, the story of my life as a short, stocky, slow witted bald man. All right, Sash!, all right. I'm sorry. I'm very, very sorry. I'm so sorry that I didn't want your rather bulbous head struggling to find its way through the normal-size neck hole of my finely knit sweater.
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Oct 1, 2020 17:56
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Oh, also.. my fiance died from licking toxic envelopes that I picked out. Thanks again.
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TMMadman posted:Oh, also.. my fiance died from licking toxic envelopes that I picked out. Thanks again. ... not that there's anything wrong with that. My father licked envelopes!
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I prepared this meal as I bathed.
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I try take a vacation, I come back, the whole operation's in shambles.
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Oct 9, 2020 18:52
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potee posted:I try take a vacation, I come back, the whole operation's in shambles. Because you said this would be better! "A vacation from ourselves," that's what you said!
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Oct 9, 2020 20:06
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TMMadman posted:Because you said this would be better! This one.
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Oct 10, 2020 00:15
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WSAENOTSOCK posted:Si. Si. You know who else is a man? Charlie here, he's a man.
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Oct 10, 2020 23:58
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SirPablo posted:You know who else is a man? Charlie here, he's a man.
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WSAENOTSOCK posted:Right! Coco! That chimp's alright. High five. Hey, how come people don't have dip for dinner? Why is it only a snack, why can't it be a meal, you know?
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Gyshall posted:Hey, how come people don't have dip for dinner? Why is it only a snack, why can't it be a meal, you know? Well, you see, Gyshall... you're a face painter.
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Oct 11, 2020 03:09
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potee posted:Well, you see, Gyshall... you're a face painter. Like the Batman villain?
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Oct 11, 2020 14:26
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:Like the Batman villain? If that helps...
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But what if it rains on Election Day?
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Bird in a Blender posted:Mail on Sunday? ...Oops!
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Vietnamwees posted:...Oops! It's raining.
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Oct 13, 2020 08:07
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SirPablo posted:It's raining.  OH THE HUMANITY 
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Oct 14, 2020 00:12
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What kind of person are you going around killing people?
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Gyshall posted:What kind of person are you going around killing people? You mean my crime of passion?
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Chili posted:You mean my crime of passion? Sleep tight Chili, in your quilted, chambray nightshirt.
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Gyshall posted:What kind of person are you going around killing people? I don't know what kind of a person would do something like that. Obviously a very sick person. A very immature person. A person who has no regard for wasting other people's valuable time.
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Pulchritudinous posted:Sleep tight Chili, in your quilted, chambray nightshirt. Cashmere!
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Pulchritudinous posted:Sleep tight Chili, in your quilted, chambray nightshirt. So did you come up with a little stupid story for the Himalayan walking shoe yet?
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potee posted:I don't know what kind of a person would do something like that. Obviously a very sick person. A very immature person. A person who has no regard for wasting other people's valuable time. Elaine! What are YOU doing here?
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:Elaine! No, I - I can't do this any more. I can't. It's too long. Quit posting your stupid story about the stupid desert, and just die already! Die!!! 
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Lopper!
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He's known only as Kramer.
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SirPablo posted:He's known only as Kramer. I said TURN, pimp!
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potee posted:I said TURN, pimp!
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WSAENOTSOCK posted:It's not Top of the Muffin TO YOU! No, IT IS!
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SirPablo posted:He's known only as Kramer. Cosmo!
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Hey, how'd you know about the guy in the park?
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jojoinnit posted:Hey, how'd you know about the guy in the park? They're all chickens.
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Yeah well he's got a Peter Pan complex
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They told me they were sending an Asian woman...
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You got three pints of Kramer in you.
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Vietnamwees posted:They told me they were sending an Asian woman... Actually, the family name wasn't originally Chang. It used to be "Changstein."
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