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and according to him, "the crossroads" means literally every single intersection |
# ? Sep 30, 2020 00:33 |
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u gotta offer him something real valuable first, do you have any money or drugs on u |
# ? Sep 30, 2020 00:35 |
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devil: what're your thoughts on the oboe? me: uhh.. it's a pretty cool instrument, i guess devil: i could make you the best oboe player in the world. everyone will love you. they'll flock to you, soak up anything you're playing. you'd go down in history me: ...as the world's best oboe player devil: yes me: can't do something like the guitar? blues harmonica? what about the fiddle? devil: do NOT bring up the fiddle. never again. |
# ? Sep 30, 2020 00:36 |
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free hubcaps posted:u gotta offer him something real valuable first, do you have any money or drugs on u he wants my soul but i'm definitely not going to get my spirit's worth from this bum |
# ? Sep 30, 2020 00:37 |
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devil: you're an attractive guy you know me: thanks my mom says i'm handsome devil: what if you were the most attractive guy.. in the world? me: why do all of your deals involve being "[blank] in the world" |
# ? Sep 30, 2020 00:39 |
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devil: you could have all the women in the world. all of the sexy women. any woman you can think of. me: already got myself a lady my dude devil: how cute. a romantic. are you suuuuure? me: look man, she'd kill me if she found out i showed you this but [pulls out phone] devil: ...and she still has her soul? me: uh, yeah. i'm pretty sure. yes. devil: god dammit |
# ? Sep 30, 2020 00:44 |
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Macnult posted:devil: you could have all the women in the world. all of the sexy women. any woman you can think of. [later that night] "you showed WHAT to WHOM????" me: god dammit |
# ? Sep 30, 2020 00:44 |
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my whole tube of pringles for the opportunity to participate in the twisted metal tournament? ehh
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# ? Sep 30, 2020 00:44 |
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The devil tried to get me to sell my soul for 19th century show tunes, but I told him nuh-uh. its rock and roll or nothin for me
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# ? Sep 30, 2020 00:46 |
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Devil: I got it, the best whistler. I can make you the best whistler in the world. Take it or leave it. Me: That's not even an instrument. Devil: It sort of is. Me: You're just doing this so you don't have to give me something made of gold, aren't you? Devil: Um |
# ? Sep 30, 2020 00:57 |
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Devil: I bet you didn't know but I'm a ventriloquist too. I'll bet a dummy of gold against your soul that my rear end smells like poo. Wait, what? Me: |
# ? Sep 30, 2020 01:01 |
the greatest trick i ever pulled on the devil was trading him predatory sub-prime speculative soul futures for all of these sweet misprinted holographic 1994 dellas cowboys pogs. | |
# ? Sep 30, 2020 02:02 |
kind of random but does anyone know how long it takes to 'pass' a slammer? | |
# ? Sep 30, 2020 02:03 |
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I can't find the devil anywhere around here all I see is eazy e e: wait, I'm at THA crossroads
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# ? Sep 30, 2020 03:11 |
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The Devil: I'll make you a god on the cowbell. The devil is literally trying to sell me a 20 year old SNL meme.
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# ? Sep 30, 2020 03:54 |
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Khanstant posted:kind of random but does anyone know how long it takes to 'pass' a slammer? What are we talking here exactly...plastic, brass, plain, saw shaped, a leveler, a pounder? I am going to need just a bit more info about passing this feat of GI strength. |
# ? Sep 30, 2020 06:58 |
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look dude i don't care about the growth rate of BitSoul right now i just want cash ok? |
# ? Sep 30, 2020 15:06 |
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Contacting the better business bureau to report the Devil's deals. |
# ? Sep 30, 2020 16:04 |
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:Contacting the better business bureau to report the Devil's deals. BBB is a scam They will just hear your complaint and call the Devil to have him make a deal with them at a crossroads. He gives them his good poo poo to ensure he gets an A+ rating. You are just creating a vicious blackmail cycle. |
# ? Sep 30, 2020 16:18 |
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Me, with a cow on a leash "Hi, are you the guy with the magic beans?" |
# ? Sep 30, 2020 18:54 |
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Just being devil's advocate here, but I go to the crossroads to listen to the devil play music or to cheer him on when he plays poker. |
# ? Sep 30, 2020 19:40 |
Guttlesswonder posted:What are we talking here exactly...plastic, brass, plain, saw shaped, a leveler, a pounder? I am going to need just a bit more info about passing this feat of GI strength. omg legit tryna get the devil to trade me for that leveler-slammer holy hell thats one good pog |
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# ? Sep 30, 2020 21:31 |
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you can either wait until midnight for the devil's deals to refresh or you can spend 75 gems to refresh them now |
# ? Sep 30, 2020 21:34 |
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more falafel please posted:I can't find the devil anywhere around here all I see is eazy e Devil: bone bone bone bone, bone, bone, bone, bone, bone Me: NOW TELL ME WHATCHA GONNA DO |
# ? Sep 30, 2020 21:41 |
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Macnult posted:devil: what're your thoughts on the oboe?
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# ? Sep 30, 2020 22:08 |
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google THIS posted:Devil: I bet you didn't know but I'm a ventriloquist too. I'll bet a dummy of gold against your soul that my rear end smells like poo. Wait, what? |
# ? Sep 30, 2020 22:09 |
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robert johnson and charlie daniels kinda blew up the devil's spot and now everyone knows that souls are real and no one will trade their souls anymore, and it probably makes it real hard for the devil to get his work done |
# ? Sep 30, 2020 22:45 |
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devil: i can make you the best poster in all of the internet, for a small fee to be named later(heh heh) me: you are trying to trick me out of my soul aren't you? devil: n-no... i mean... unless that's the sort of thing you would be open to? |
# ? Sep 30, 2020 22:46 |
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Devil: Apersonwhosellsmetheirsoulsayswhat Me: I just feel sorry for you at this point |
# ? Oct 1, 2020 02:28 |
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Devil: How about this. I've got this website, right, it's kind of old fashioned but it still has an intensely loyal userbase. The previous owner somehow trained them to regularly pay money to update basic features like avatars and smilies Me: I'm going home |
# ? Oct 1, 2020 04:22 |
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The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making the crossroads across from Dealin' Doug's Autoplex and getting a kickback on every 2013 Ford Focus he got a satanist to buy as a stipulation of becoming the metro area's best jungle DJ |
# ? Oct 1, 2020 04:51 |
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google THIS posted:Devil: Apersonwhosellsmetheirsoulsayswhat
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# ? Oct 1, 2020 17:59 |
the devil posted in byob, he was looking for a soul to steal he offered whistlin and ventriloquism but he didn't offer any good deals well he came across a poster, posting "my dudes" in the wednesday thread and he tapped away at his keyboard, a clatterin sound to wake the dead "i bet you didn't know it, but i'm a poster too" "i post the most from coast to coast, and i can post better than you" "now you post a pretty good thread, boy, and i'm glad you're having fun" "how bout postin with the devil, and we'll see who's number one?" well that poster said "no way man, that's totally unchill" "i'm posting just for love of the game, i do it for the thrill" "the wednesday frog, my posting pals, that chill-rear end hammock cat" he said "if you like to post man, why don't you just do that?" well the devil fumed and the devil spat, and he called that poster a nerd but the poster smiled and tipped his hat, and typed out "haha, word?" the devil kept on posting but he was starting to feel ill everyone knows how this story goes, the devil had zero chill. OH postin on the forums, having fuuuuuun goin outside to chill in the suuuuuun whatever comes to your heeeeead comedy sixer when you go to beeeeed well the devil learnt his lesson, or so i like to think he decided fire and brimstone made quite an awful stink he threw down his pitchfork, he let some imps take charge and now he posts in lavender and teal where the posters quest for marge owlhawk911 fucked around with this message at 18:50 on Oct 1, 2020
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# ? Oct 1, 2020 18:47 |
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owlhawk911 posted:the devil posted in byob, he was looking for a soul to steal
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# ? Oct 1, 2020 18:51 |
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owlhawk911 posted:the devil posted in byob, he was looking for a soul to steal
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# ? Oct 1, 2020 18:57 |
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owlhawk911 posted:the devil posted in byob, he was looking for a soul to steal |
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owlhawk911 posted:the devil posted in byob, he was looking for a soul to steal |
# ? Oct 1, 2020 19:16 |
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owlhawk911 posted:the devil posted in byob, he was looking for a soul to steal |
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owlhawk911 posted:the devil posted in byob, he was looking for a soul to steal
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# ? Oct 1, 2020 19:23 |
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Macnult posted:devil: do NOT bring up the fiddle. never again. |
# ? Oct 1, 2020 19:31 |