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^^ok that’s what I thought, tacky and broke brained. Like, not exactly wrong, but come on, join the human race you gently caress. Thanks E: I don’t agree 100% with the last two posters, but, broadly speaking, I think they are right. I think if an abstraction helps you understand reality, that’s great, but don’t share it if it is extinction-level of embarrassing. GlobglogGroAbgalab has a new favorite as of 01:04 on Oct 1, 2020 |
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Inceltown posted:https://twitter.com/legenette/status/1311424938444693505 Anyone using "female" as a noun should be shot out of a canon.
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RobrtDwnsySyndrome posted:Is there an issue here outside of implying that the Holocaust museum is “great” but also “a little heavy”? I blocked out your username, what more do you want from me
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:I blocked out your username, what more do you want from me  I think the guy is totally right, and furthermore, let me tell you about the similarities between Joe Biden and Dumbledore—
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Skwirl posted:Anyone using "female" as a noun should be shot out of a canon. Especially in the same sentence as "man".
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Elviscat posted:I'd say the fact that he's comparing a popular fantasy movie with a museum commemorating the real-life enslavement, torture, and execution of millions is a little more than tactless.
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Knormal posted:Also it brings up the awkward question of why Batman has never asked The Flash to run him back in time so he could fight the Holocaust. (I am not joking, but that may not be canon anymore because this is a fact I learned before Final Crisis, let alone Flashpoint and the New 52, let alone any retcons since then.)
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Knormal posted:Also it brings up the awkward question of why Batman has never asked The Flash to run him back in time so he could fight the Holocaust. Barry wouldn't do it, because basically the first thing any adaptation of Barry learns after 'I can time travel' is 'I shouldn't time travel'. But also I bet Batman would have some weirdly over-reasoned explanation for why he'd never do it that suggests he's thought WAY too hard about it.
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I had a friend lend me a set of comics about a superhero from the future who was kind of poo poo in his own time, so he travels back to the 20th century where his gadgets are super advanced and he can use his knowledge of history to prevent the assassination of the president and such. He then tries to go further back to start righting historical wrongs, starting with The Killing Joke, but despite his superpowers and knowledge of events, the Joker kicks his rear end and goes right back to torturing Batwoman, no matter how many times he tries to stop him. Eventually Batman figures out what he's trying to do, and pulls him aside and confides that he's already tried all kinds of time travel poo poo, but there are some events that have too much inertia, and any attempt to change them will result in getting your rear end beat, no matter how easily you ought to be able to resolve them. That's probably the best explanation you'll get, given that "superheroes plum don't care enough to prevent the holocaust" and "meet Adolf Hitler, an official member of the villain gallery who foils the heroes at every turn" are both stories nobody wants.
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Oct 1, 2020 06:48
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Lego Batman is the only movie to do the Batman/Joker relationship correctly and also the best Batman movie
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Zulily Zoetrope posted:I had a friend lend me a set of comics about a superhero from the future who was kind of poo poo in his own time, so he travels back to the 20th century where his gadgets are super advanced and he can use his knowledge of history to prevent the assassination of the president and such.     
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Oct 1, 2020 07:14
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Couldn't he just go further in the past and get some more costume zingers in?
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Oct 1, 2020 07:19
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Gross Dude posted:Couldn't he just go further in the past and get some more costume zingers in? If he does that too much then Blue Beetle actually changes his costume, and causes a time paradox.
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Oct 1, 2020 07:20
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Zulily Zoetrope posted:I had a friend lend me a set of comics about a superhero from the future who was kind of poo poo in his own time, so he travels back to the 20th century where his gadgets are super advanced and he can use his knowledge of history to prevent the assassination of the president and such. There's a pretty bad batman comic where booster gold gets batman the wedding gift of saving his parents from being murdered. it causes a weird post apocalyptic future thing. It's not great. A good recentish Joker story is Death of the Family, but mostly because the main focus is on Batman and his family.
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Oct 1, 2020 11:21
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Or save his parents
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Oct 1, 2020 13:31
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RobrtDwnsySyndrome posted:https://twitter.com/wallofyawn/status/1311439533234298881?s=21 It's an edit. Garrison is absolutely an idiot.
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https://twitter.com/lukebuckmaster/status/1311422190592483328?s=21 https://twitter.com/lukebuckmaster/status/1311422995349434368?s=21
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Henchman of Santa posted:https://twitter.com/lukebuckmaster/status/1311422190592483328?s=21 wow don't doxx tiggum like that
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Oct 1, 2020 13:44
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I, too, cannot compartmentalize fiction and thus confuse it with reality.
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it's apparently a legit issue for some people see the folks on twitter who send death threats to teens for writing fanfic that treats their favorite characters poorly
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Oct 1, 2020 13:54
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I'm glad we have opposite Zyklon Ben now.
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StillFullyTerrible posted:it's apparently a legit issue for some people Or the President of the United States who thought Vince McMahon blew up on live TV
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drat Karl, Barron's only a kid let him go.
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Squidster posted:That sounds like Booster Gold, alright. DC should really give up on the over-ponderous Justice League franchise , and give Booster and Blue Beetle a chance on the big screen. Just a couple of second-rate losers trying their best. This is obviously Green Lantern.
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Data Graham posted:Or the President of the United States who thought Vince McMahon blew up on live TV I don't think Trump was that stupid, but IIRC WWE stock did fall after the limousine blew up because the shareholders in a professional wrestling company, in 2007, didn't understand kayfabe.
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TinTower posted:I don't think Trump was that stupid, but IIRC WWE stock did fall after the limousine blew up because the shareholders in a professional wrestling company, in 2007, didn't understand kayfabe. Donald Trump Didn't Understand That Vince McMahon Being Blown Up In A Limo Was Fake
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RobrtDwnsySyndrome posted:https://twitter.com/wallofyawn/status/1311439533234298881?s=21 For the curious, here is the original.  This is pretty representative of his work. Yes, he is an idiot, and yes, that finally landing is shaped like the letter Q.
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Speaking of Q I'll just go die now, thanks.
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Picnic Princess posted:Speaking of Q This is literally a plot point on the Americans though it’s more like grooming a ~16-year-old and having sex with her when she’s 18 or 19
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ultrafilter posted:Donald Trump Didn't Understand That Vince McMahon Being Blown Up In A Limo Was Fake Oh, Jesus, I didn't know about this. And people mocked Dan Quayle for misspelling "potato".
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TinTower posted:Oh, Jesus, I didn't know about this. And people mocked Dan Quayle for misspelling "potato". If it makes you feel better there's also a time where a story had Vince selling WWE to Trump and stocks took a dive because of it.
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I only butter bread with the finest hanzo steel
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I love how these people fling around terms like "supply and demand" without knowing what they actually mean. Who needs an economics degree when you can google things like "dynamic pricing" and sound like a twat?
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