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Yes 106 15.84%
No 117 17.49%
Goku 446 66.67%
Total: 669 votes
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TheHomerTax
Dec 26, 2012

That's a high quality avatar right there.

We’re not that lucky

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The Fattest PI
Mar 4, 2008
Maybe we'll get a consolation prize of just Hicks dying

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

Trump has had the roni for months. He's a carrier.

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

limp_cheese posted:

Make no mistake, Hunter S. Thompson was insane and lived an insane life so this was common for him.



Memento posted:

please tell me that was a cop

First thing I thought, but it looks like regular civilian bike gear. Of course it's also not in the USA, maybe other countries have police that aren't armored up like an anime villain's foot soldiers?

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Moving a fridge

https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1291125858686521344/pu/vid/460x574/aRiBaS-kqaOnFNkA.mp4

Wingnut Ninja
Jan 11, 2003

Mostly Harmless

I always kind of wondered about the grapefruit in that, but I just googled Halcion:

Drugs.com posted:

What should I avoid while taking Halcion?
Avoid drinking alcohol. Dangerous side effects could occur.

Halcion may impair your thinking or reactions. You may still feel sleepy the morning after taking Halcion. Wait until you are fully awake before you drive, operate machinery, or do anything that requires you to be awake and alert.

Grapefruit and grapefruit juice may interact with Halcion and lead to unwanted side effects. Avoid the use of grapefruit products while taking this medicine.

I wonder what the side effects are, because it really seems like they were wanted in this case.

e: that is, if this weren't just STDH.diet

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Wingnut Ninja posted:

I always kind of wondered about the grapefruit in that, but I just googled Halcion:


I wonder what the side effects are, because it really seems like they were wanted in this case.

e: that is, if this weren't just STDH.diet

For quite a few meds grapefruit increases absorption through the small intestine and you have more bioavailability than intended. It doesn't interact so much as it just pumps more into your system.

trickybiscuits
Jan 13, 2008

yospos

boar guy posted:

the 'american' section of the grocery store that britons sometimes post here is always a collection of the garbagiest crap there is. if all youve ever been exposed to is twinkies and peanut butter and lucky charms and mountain dew then of course youre going to think thats how we all eat
Also chocolate, American chocolate is garbage. When I visited Britain I sent home a box of candy bars to my family so they could know true happiness.

Content: Jack Burkman, Jacob Wohl Charged in Alleged Voter Suppression Scheme

quote:

Michigan Attorney General Dana Nessel filed a slew of charges against Burkman, 54, and Wohl, 22, including conspiracy to commit an election law violation and using a computer to commit the crime of election law - intimidating voters. Prosecutors allege the two political operatives were using a robocall system aimed at scaring Detroit voters away from using mail-in voting ballots. The calls, which were made in August, went out to nearly 12,000 Detroit residents.

Both Wohl and Burkman face four felony counts and a maximum sentence of 7 years in prison.

The voice on the call attributed to Wohl and Burkman attempts to trick listeners into not sending in mail-in ballots, falsely warning that the information would be used to track fugitives, collect on credit card debts, and enforce “mandatory vaccines.” The calls also told residents to “beware of vote by mail.”

“Don’t be BS’ed into giving your private information to the man,” the call continued. “Stay safe and beware of vote-by-mail.”

Wohl and Burkman didn’t respond to immediate requests for comment. In August, Burkman denied being behind the robocall, claiming it was suspicious that it was connected to his personal cell phone number.

“No one in their right mind would put their own cell on a robocall,” Burkman told The Daily Beast.


ETA:
RIGHT AFTER I POSTED. I SAW THIS LITERALLY TWO MINUTES AFTER I POSTED.

Wingnut Ninja
Jan 11, 2003

Mostly Harmless

BaldDwarfOnPCP posted:

For quite a few meds grapefruit increases absorption through the small intestine and you have more bioavailability than intended. It doesn't interact so much as it just pumps more into your system.

Well I guess that explains why bedtime is 20 minutes later despite the occasional snifter of cocaine throughout the night.

trickybiscuits posted:

Also chocolate, American chocolate is garbage. When I visited Britain I sent home a box of candy bars to my family so they could know true happiness.

There's plenty of quality chocolate available in the US, but I can only imagine the horror that would be represented in the "American" section of a foreign grocery store. Hershey bars are really only good for making s'mores and used as tile grout.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
Soccerfreude! Today a small Portuguese team (Rio Ave) played a big Italian team (AC Milan) and had the opportunity to knock them out in a penalty shootout. This would have qualified Rio Ave for the Europa League and meant a good amount of cash for them.

https://i.imgur.com/KdRyVMD.mp4

They lost a few penalty kicks later.

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

I like the first pump by the goalie like he did fa.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
Huh, looks like trump might actually have the rona.

He's talking about going into quarantine until he gets the results back on the test, but the white house uses rapid testing, so no need for waiting unless you are taking a regular test, which you'd only take after popping hot on a rapid one.

Hmmmmm....

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/1311892190680014849

Oh I'm praying alright

Truman Sticks
Nov 2, 2011

I'll be thinking and praying a whole lot

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

Huh, looks like trump might actually have the rona.

He's talking about going into quarantine until he gets the results back on the test, but the white house uses rapid testing, so no need for waiting unless you are taking a regular test, which you'd only take after popping hot on a rapid one.

Hmmmmm....
Like he would do anything but fire the person who administered the test then announce he had a beautiful test result, just the best ever.

Blackchamber
Jan 25, 2005

I hope they postpone the debate so he has to test positive again.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
Quick, get that man as much hydrochrolodroxyquinine or whatever the gently caress it was he swore cured it, and shine a flashlight up his rear end in a top hat. Don't forget the clorox!

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010


This is the worst timeline, so he'll be asymptomatic and use it as an excuse to ban any restrictions.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

I'm personally surprised Melania was within 6 feet of him for long enough

BlackIronHeart
Aug 2, 2004

The Oath Breaker's about to hit warphead nine Kaptain!

NoneMoreNegative posted:

Oh I'm praying alright

Me too! Hail Satan.

Thomamelas
Mar 11, 2009

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JqnN04ECro

I think this sums up the feelings of many of us.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer

binge crotching posted:

This is the worst timeline, so he'll be asymptomatic and use it as an excuse to ban any restrictions.


Dude, if there is ANY time to hope this year, it's leading to this election.

I hope he doesn't die from it, but I do hope it's one hell of a bad case. Not that he or any of his toadies will admit it was.

MisterOblivious
Mar 17, 2010

by sebmojo

Takes No Damage posted:

It's more for the impact. Depending on how you hit the water there can be actual pressure forcing it up your nose. Hell, if you ever find yourself falling off a bridge, I heard your best bid for survival is to try and land feet first, with your toes pointed down and your hands wrapped front-to-back between your legs to keep water from being forced up your rectum :boom:

Speed boat drag racers wear kevlar butthole-protecting shorts to keep water from exploding their colons if they crash. So just always wear those near bridges I guess.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
Yea I've gotta a pond water enema from jumping into a pond from VERY HIGH UP. Water doesn't need your permission to go places, it loving goes where it wants.

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

Dude, if there is ANY time to hope this year, it's leading to this election.

I hope he doesn't die from it, but I do hope it's one hell of a bad case. Not that he or any of his toadies will admit it was.

:confused:

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Mike Pence to win the election is +6600 on my sportsbook, what's the mortality rate for Tromp's age group?

Tryina run some numbers here.

binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

Dude, if there is ANY time to hope this year, it's leading to this election.

I hope he doesn't die from it, but I do hope it's one hell of a bad case. Not that he or any of his toadies will admit it was.

I know, the schad is on me for not having any hope anymore.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

Dude, if there is ANY time to hope this year, it's leading to this election.

I hope he doesn't die from it, but I do hope it's one hell of a bad case. Not that he or any of his toadies will admit it was.

He will beat the disease and the media will say that he turned over a new leaf and now he’s behaving presidentially.

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

He gave it to Biden at the debate. Biden will come down with symptoms in a week, be dead in 3 weeks and trump will recover just in time for the election.

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007


If he dies now he can't rot in jail.

Star Me Kitten
Aug 10, 2020

NoneMoreNegative posted:


Oh I'm praying alright

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
The fact that the person most likely to have given it to him is named Hope is some ham-fisted poo poo from the writers of this latest arc.

Piss Meridian
Mar 25, 2020

by Pragmatica

Garrand posted:

He gave it to Biden at the debate. Biden will come down with symptoms in a week, be dead in 3 weeks and trump will recover just in time for the election.

that would be great

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

Garrand posted:

He gave it to Biden at the debate. Biden will come down with symptoms in a week, be dead in 3 weeks and trump will recover just in time for the election.

three days before the election it becomes harris vs pence

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://twitter.com/DylanTateA/status/1311899397618372610?s=20

binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

Memento posted:

I'm personally surprised Melania was within 6 feet of him for long enough

He forces her to hold his hand every time they are walking in public.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

binge crotching posted:

He forces her to hold his hand every time they are walking in public.

That's my point, that's like ten seconds each time, and she takes the first opportunity to drop his hand that she gets

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://twitter.com/garywhitta/status/1311900939083636737?s=20

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Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



Hail Satan.

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