Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Hope killed the POTUS

A Fancy Hat posted:

C2C - 2.0 posted:

This is just as likely a Hail Mary ploy to drum up sympathy in an election month.

A Fancy Hat posted:

I've always been very good at the tests, okay, I got a LOT of postiives... lots of positives and lots of tests. And now? You might say I tested the most positive of all. The biggest positive I've... well....

*Snffffffffffffff*

*COUGH COUGH COUGH*

But the test, they take you into the room, and they give you the cup. And they say "Mr. President, SIR, you need to fill the cup." And I said, well... where's the... I need the magazine. I need the book. Where's the book? And then you blink, you close your eyes for a second, and you're in a different room. And they've got a stick, okay, they put a stick up your nose. They put the stick up and you feel it touch the brain, and then you.... that's how they do it.

So then somebody comes back, they come back with the results. And you've gotten tested 100 times, 108 times, 117 times maybe. And you're fine each time. And then somehow, like magic, you get the positive. And you say "Wow, another positive, that's good!" But then they come up to you, big guys, tears in their eyes. And they say "No, the positive is bad."

And it takes a while, but it's 3 hours later and you understand that the positive is bad. They really should call it a negative, we're thinking of renaming it that, but we....

*COUGH COUGH COUGH*

But Melania has it, too. And she starts crying, she's crying so much. They say we need to stay in a room together and she grabs the knife, she says she would rather die of the knife than stay in the room with me. And you... that's how it goes. It's... that's why we can't do the windmills, because your TV would never work, and you'd be talking to the wife. Or daughter, in some cases.

*COUGH COUGH COUGH*

But we're.... hello. I can see them a lot clearer now, of course, he's... he's in the corner now, getting much closer. It's incredible.

A Fancy Hat posted:

The Bible posted:

This is 2020.

Trump has Corona and transmits it to Biden during the debate.

Biden dies and Trump makes a full recovery.

loving watch.

Dynastocles posted:

How long from when Cain got it til he croaked?

quote:

Cain opposed mask mandates during the COVID-19 pandemic. He attended the 2020 Trump Tulsa rally on June 20 and was photographed not wearing a face mask in a crowd who also were not wearing masks. On June 29, Cain tested positive for COVID-19 and was admitted to an Atlanta-area hospital two days later. On July 2, Cain's staff said there was "no way of knowing for sure how or where" he contracted the disease. Dan Calabrese, the editor of Cain's website, said, "I realize people will speculate about the Tulsa rally, but Herman did a lot of traveling [that] week, including to Arizona where cases [were] spiking."

After four weeks of hospitalization, Cain died from COVID-19 complications on July 30, 2020, at the age of 74.

Strong Sauce posted:

no way covid does poo poo to him. he would have already been dead by now if it was going to do anything serious

super macho dude posted:

C19 Chess

h3r0n posted:

If this ends up being some sort of supervillain origin story and we end up with SUPERMAGAKAGRONATRUMP I'm checking out.


In the meantime.

LOL

Groovelord Neato posted:

Did we already laugh at this embarrassing dumb bitch?

https://twitter.com/CarlBeijer/status/1311931785685721089?s=20

quote:

edit: rip it's actually a parody.

mono posted:

ugh this makes me embarrassed to admit I enjoyed Newsroom

mono posted:

ugh this makes me embarrassed to admit I enjoyed Newsroom


still very believable

Zurtilik posted:

Is the West Wing worth watching?