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Kaiju Cage Match posted:If you want to overdose on I always assumed with was basically that 'The American President' movie made into a TV show.
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DickParasite posted:It's all he can write. He's been doing the same hacky poo poo since Sports Night. Two or three standin characters for his audience that just relentlessly dunk on the rest of the slack jawed cast, and Hollywood treats him like he's loving Cormac McCarthy. exposition time come walk with me, dickparasite. and without looking
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yeah best case scenario is he gets sick enough that he has to admit it's a serious and scary virus actually scratch that best case scenario is aliens come down and ascend me and me alone to higher dimensions of cosmic bliss
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I'm actually a little afraid of him dying. Not because of Pence necessarily. But I could see the Senate and SCOTUS cooking up some evil poo poo for this wacky constitutional crisis. With all the mailed ballots you can't really just say we'll redo the candidates or whatever.
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Hope Hicks the manifestation of Obama campaigns leftover Hope and Change.
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As expected, chuds on my feed want to be the victims so bad. Leave poor tumb alone. Why is everyone so meanie to him  My feed of people who absolutely hate Trump are just posting about all his racist poo poo still. No one cares this dude got the roni, it was only a matter of time.Just like when the statues started to be torn down they were decrying Jesus was going to be removed from all the churches. I'd expect it here for comedy and the pits of hell that is Twitter. But mostly everywhere no one cares. Philthy fucked around with this message at 13:58 on Oct 2, 2020 |
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@RealDonaldTrump: Herman Cain, who has been floating above my Bed and speaking With Me for several hours, is a Great Black Friend of Mine. Thank you, I am Not a Racist! @RealDonaldTrump: Did you Know that when you close your Eyes you can see Incredible Things? Try it! We
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yeah, he's definitely lying for the sympathy and to get out of the debates. This is the new bone spurs.
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Sorkin's also one of the worst self-plagiarists of all time. There are supercuts of him using the exact same lines over and over and over again. I think Steve Jobs is the only thing he's written I've enjoyed because his writing works perfectly for a know it all rear end in a top hat like that.
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A Fancy Hat posted:@RealDonaldTrump: Herman Cain, who has been floating above my Bed and speaking With Me for several hours, is a Great Black Friend of Mine. Thank you, I am Not a Racist! Covfefe. Man. Camera. Bigly... Man door hand hook car door.
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Ashmole posted:watch Q claim that Biden weaponized the virus to kill trimp Making Biden seem like a badass to own the libs
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Mozi posted:yeah best case scenario is he gets sick enough that he has to admit it's a serious and scary virus When you pass my balls on your journey with the aliens, please clap.
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Ashmole posted:watch Q claim that Biden weaponized the virus to kill trimp They already have.
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Big Beef City posted:When you pass my balls on your journey with the aliens, please clap. *ball hairs ruffle mysteriously*
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On one hand I can totally see president Bone Spurs faking the 'rona to get out of the debates. But I also agree partially with someone who posted several pages back now. This dude loves being on TV and screaming at crowds. With this story he has to actually hide for a bit, seems unlike Trump. Idk. Guess we'll see how it plays out.
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A Fancy Hat posted:@RealDonaldTrump: Herman Cain, who has been floating above my Bed and speaking With Me for several hours, is a Great Black Friend of Mine. Thank you, I am Not a Racist! Just wanna tell you, you brighten each day with lols. Thanks, AFH 
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Zurtilik posted:I'm actually a little afraid of him dying. Not because of Pence necessarily. They can’t do poo poo. Trump and Pence are both on the ballot together, if people choose “Trump/Pence” and Trump dies then they effectively still voted for Pence.
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Zurtilik posted:On one hand I can totally see president Bone Spurs faking the 'rona to get out of the debates. It's a ploy to get him out of the debates, but by his handlers who poo poo themselves after the first debate. Jam a q-tip up his nose, hand him a paper with a frowny face sticker and "Coronavirus = Very" written on it. Easy peasy.
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Zurtilik posted:I'm actually a little afraid of him dying. Not because of Pence necessarily. I don’t know, a cadaver synod style swearing in where they wheel Trump’s bloated, rotting corpse into a room to have the New Cultist Judge swear him in by placing his lifeless hands on a Bible while Lindsey Graham hides behind the wheelchair and talks on behalf of trump sounds like some pretty 2020/2021 hell world poo poo.
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I don't get the "he's faking it to garner sympathy and get out of the debates" angle, dude's never given a single poo poo about what people think about him and he was already having a million excuses being worked on yesterday as to why he wouldn't do the next debate.
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Has anyone said "like a dog" yet?Woden posted:Trumps tweet just hit 1M likes. LIKE A DOG
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DickParasite posted:It's all he can write. He's been doing the same hacky poo poo since Sports Night. Two or three standin characters for his audience that just relentlessly dunk on the rest of the slack jawed cast, and Hollywood treats him like he's loving Cormac McCarthy. The best / worst thing was that episode of Studio 60 where they did that insanely masturbatory bit about how comedians are the TRUE HEROES and how going out to perform was like going on patrol in Afghanistan. Although tbh that whole show was one long masturbatory bit about how comedians are the TRUE HEROES.
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Idk. I'd probably stick to the too if I were a legit politician. Especially since I need to have normies like me enough to go out and vote. I'm sure Bernie would release an equally 'nice' statement if he were front runner. Hell, they do that poo poo in dictatorships. Until we can all accept is dumb, a certain amount is needed.
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