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smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

he's dead

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zer0spunk
Nov 6, 2000

devil never even lived

ubachung posted:

What's the opposite of thoughts and prayers?
apathy and curses

Rynex
Sep 26, 2007

ubachung posted:

What's the opposite of thoughts and prayers?

Actually loving doing something to help.

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

ubachung posted:

What's the opposite of thoughts and prayers?

Actions and curses?

johnny sack
Jan 30, 2004

One day, this team will play to their expectations...

Just not this year..


Are his nostrils really that small? How can he breathe through them?

boethius
Jul 10, 2001

Space bunnies have three ears


You know who else died for our sins?

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

johnny sack posted:

Are his nostrils really that small? How can he breathe through them?

Motherfucker doesn't even need a mask

Guillermus
Dec 28, 2009



johnny sack posted:

Are his nostrils really that small? How can he breathe through them?

gills

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Who's got the live stream?

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://twitter.com/jimcramer/status/1312124280138723328?s=19

Hyrax Attack!
Jan 13, 2009

We demand to be taken seriously

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Who's got the live stream?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4AMNDFnqtA

vaginite
Feb 8, 2006

I'm comin' for you, colonel.



You guys know the format where there’s someone’s social media posts saying corona is bullshit here’s a pic of me partying, then the same person saying wow corona sucks a few weeks later, then a link to their obit?

We’re gonna get one of those for the prez and it’s gonna kick rear end

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004


This drug is extremely not proven to work. Most likely it will make no difference.

zer0spunk
Nov 6, 2000

devil never even lived

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Who's got the live stream?

Guze
Oct 10, 2007

Regular Human Bartender


taking unproven drugs because a tv man said to

uh zip zoom
May 28, 2003

Sensitive Thugs Need Hugs

also lolling & loving the whole world right now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_6v-jh1Z5k

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

Maybe this is the big distraction while ghislaine maxwell "kills herself" in prison

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
Can't wait to see him give the smile and the thumbs up

Hyrax Attack!
Jan 13, 2009

We demand to be taken seriously


"On the March 11, 2008, episode of Cramer's show Mad Money, a viewer named Peter submitted the question "Should I be worried about Bear Stearns in terms of liquidity and get my money out of there?" Cramer responded "No! No! No! Bear Stearns is not in trouble. If anything, they're more likely to be taken over. Don't move your money from Bear.""

Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

SCIENCE



Drink-Mix Man posted:

Who's got the live stream?

https://www.netflixmovies.com/weekend-at-bernies-1989

edit: mother FUCKER

gret
Dec 12, 2005

goggle-eyed freak



Geez Eric is sure making it sound like things are a lot more serious than the White House is letting on?

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

https://twitter.com/jimcramer/status/1312138938346164224?s=20

https://twitter.com/jimcramer/status/1312139335488028672?s=20

https://twitter.com/jimcramer/status/1312139635061977088?s=20

Reversing course already

explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan

gret posted:

Geez Eric is sure making it sound like things are a lot more serious than the White House is letting on?

Nah they pray every time there's a mass shooting so it can't be that bad.

mrfart
May 26, 2004

Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

The chopper is blocking the view. Tell the pilot to park it differently;
With the tail rotor spinning towards the president.

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

vaginite posted:

You guys know the format where there’s someone’s social media posts saying corona is bullshit here’s a pic of me partying, then the same person saying wow corona sucks a few weeks later, then a link to their obit?

We’re gonna get one of those for the prez and it’s gonna kick rear end

Not just one, my friend!

SO MANY

And they will all be goddamn hilarious

gret
Dec 12, 2005

goggle-eyed freak


mrfart posted:

The chopper is blocking the view. Tell the pilot to park it differently;
With the tail rotor spinning towards the president.

If there's no video of him walking under his own power to the helicopter then he's definitely getting stretchered or wheelchaired in.

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

smoobles posted:

he's dead

I was on page 232, saw it was already at page 239 and said, "oh gently caress, I bet he died". Lol

bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008
Trump gonna make a miraculous recovery due to an experimental wonderdrug and they're gonna turn around and be like "$3000 per dose, no freebies"

Pondex
Jul 8, 2014

I'm not up on the latest science, but isn't covid supposed to give you increased risk of strokes and heart attacks, even if you survive?

And Trump looks about 5 minutes from both on a good day. Yeesh

Vastarien
Dec 20, 2012

Where I live is nightmare, thus a certain nonchalance.



Buglord

mrfart posted:

The chopper is blocking the view. Tell the pilot to park it differently;
With the tail rotor spinning towards the president.

i think this one has a better view

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vO9ccUdlchI

Hyrax Attack!
Jan 13, 2009

We demand to be taken seriously

mrfart posted:

The chopper is blocking the view. Tell the pilot to park it differently;
With the tail rotor spinning towards the president.

You're right, I don't watch much cable news but I assume they'll change angles when he comes out

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Is there some kind of alert service that will call me on the phone if Trump kicks the bucket while I'm sleeping? I wouldn't want to miss the moment but OTOH I barely slept last night anyway so I really need to sleep.

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

Biden is pulling down attack ads, what a dope

Sound
Oct 18, 2004


gently caress I’m already sick of listening to lib news people sucking this fat fucks weird dick.

Just over and over oh boy wow we sure do with him the best oh man I am praying for a speedy recovery

Uh, hello? He’s a loving fat idiot piece of poo poo who brought this one himself and will, god willing, get exactly what he loving deserves: death

gently caress decorum, I wish we really had a SA PAC so I could see some national ads just shittttting on this president

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

bag em and tag em posted:

Trump gonna make a miraculous recovery due to an experimental wonderdrug and they're gonna turn around and be like "$3000 per dose, no freebies"

Also it's gonna turn out that Trump or some extended member of his family has an absolute shitload of Regeneron stock

CodeJanitor
Mar 30, 2005
I still can't think of anything to say.
hahah he wants his nixon to the helicopter moment.
if he waves, peace signs, he is being taken to a farm upstate to play with the other dogs

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

Sound posted:

gently caress I’m already sick of listening to lib news people sucking this fat fucks weird dick.

Just over and over oh boy wow we sure do with him the best oh man I am praying for a speedy recovery

Uh, hello? He’s a loving fat idiot piece of poo poo who brought this one himself and will, god willing, get exactly what he loving deserves: death

gently caress decorum, I wish we really had a SA PAC so I could see some national ads just shittttting on this president

yeah woodward sounded like a dope

Jst0rm
Sep 16, 2012
Grimey Drawer
thread needs this...

https://i.imgur.com/ljLdvcx.mp4

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The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

smoobles posted:

Biden is pulling down attack ads, what a dope

There's only one play in the DNC playbook and it's snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.

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