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Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



mark meadows told the press pool that trump is hosed, essentially.

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infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
it's a good thing america doesn't have enemies any more, because anyone with a lick of sense would be launching like a billion disinformation campaigns on social media right now just to sow absolute chaos.

the american media has been kept in the dark and fed on poo poo for so long that they'll report anything they can get

Fuzzy Mammal
Aug 15, 2001

Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/TESLAcharts/status/1312426090426699776

these coverups are so lame

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



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infernal machines posted:

it's a good thing america doesn't have enemies any more, because anyone with a lick of sense would be launching like a billion disinformation campaigns on social media right now just to sow absolute chaos.

the american media has been kept in the dark and fed on poo poo for so long that they'll report anything they can get

We were cloud hosting that but moved back to inhouse colocation services. Russia doesn't need to lift a finger, we'll do it to ourselves lmao

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



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I hope all of my fellow Americans are stocked up and prepared for the insane power vacuum in the Q/Proud Boys/3%er/Patriot Prayer/boogaloo structures. They all consider him their daddy-leader-god, and when he's gone, they are going to HOWL.

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

infernal machines posted:

it's a good thing america doesn't have enemies any more, because anyone with a lick of sense would be launching like a billion disinformation campaigns on social media right now just to sow absolute chaos.

the american media has been kept in the dark and fed on poo poo for so long that they'll report anything they can get
otoh why spend money you apparently don’t need to spend. free chaos best chaos

PIZZA.BAT
Nov 12, 2016


:cheers:


PIZZA.BAT posted:

nov 6th

are we doing price is right rules?

i want to point out that i was an idiot and figured that trump actually was getting himself daily and that they'd managed to catch it very early.

not that he'd had it for who knows how long and didn't admit to it until he was days before being hospitalized

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
it’s pretty fun that his actions this week are almost indistinguishable from a deliberate full-bore attempt to self-sabotage his re-election. shy of actually spending his own $ to do it.

Beamed
Nov 26, 2010

Then you have a responsibility that no man has ever faced. You have your fear which could become reality, and you have Godzilla, which is reality.


ironically i feel like him dying pathetically and slowly of covid would be one of the only things which could defuse some of the paramilitaries. hard to get excited and stage violence when your fearless leader goes (from their perspective) super weakly.

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

Beamed posted:

ironically i feel like him dying pathetically and slowly of covid would be one of the only things which could defuse some of the paramilitaries. hard to get excited and stage violence when your fearless leader goes (from their perspective) super weakly.
hard to say. they’re also incredibly stupid and massive hypocrites

PIZZA.BAT
Nov 12, 2016


:cheers:


my mind is still having trouble grasping how incredibly perfect the timing on all this is. it's one of those things that makes you think the last four years was like every different god, the ghosts of christmas past, alternate universe versions of himself, etc all visiting him and warning him of what was coming

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

PIZZA.BAT posted:

my mind is still having trouble grasping how incredibly perfect the timing on all this is. it's one of those things that makes you think the last four years was like every different god, the ghosts of christmas past, alternate universe versions of himself, etc all visiting him and warning him of what was coming
:same:

if only his followers who look for the hand of god in everything that directly benefits them also looked for it in these recent events. seems like someone’s trying to give them one hell of a signal

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice

Beamed posted:

ironically i feel like him dying pathetically and slowly of covid would be one of the only things which could defuse some of the paramilitaries. hard to get excited and stage violence when your fearless leader goes (from their perspective) super weakly.

some of them are already saying this was a "targeted covid strike" lol, including kyle rittenhouse's (sp?) lawyer

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



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Beamed posted:

ironically i feel like him dying pathetically and slowly of covid would be one of the only things which could defuse some of the paramilitaries. hard to get excited and stage violence when your fearless leader goes (from their perspective) super weakly.

"Trump's not dead, he's in a secure hidden location because the Deep State is getting too close. Time to Ride." boom there you go.

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
https://twitter.com/chinchillazllla/status/1312237347384295425?s=21

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice
https://twitter.com/LLinWood/status/1312379072236920833?s=20

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
the hell party wait is over

https://twitter.com/kennethlogins/status/1204781357899100165?s=21

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



i can't take this anymore, constantly pulled between extremes and glued to my phone

my wife thinks im going insane (i am)

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012




I’m telling you guys rn if trump dies both the republicans and democrats will only be able to talk about declaring war on China

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



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FAT32 SHAMER posted:

I’m telling you guys rn if trump dies both the republicans and democrats will only be able to talk about declaring war on China

yep they will call this a targeted strike and launch

"oh china just HAPPENED to originate a virus that mostly slaughtered old fat people with heart disease who refuse to abide by health guidelines? Obvious attack on the GOP"

PIZZA.BAT
Nov 12, 2016


:cheers:



drat it's almost like this is a really contagious virus or something

scottch
Oct 18, 2003
"It appears my wee-wee's been stricken with rigor mortis."
his grave gonna soak up so much piss

PIZZA.BAT
Nov 12, 2016


:cheers:


unnngh i'm such a thirsty little grave. you have to water me. you have to use your pee

psiox
Oct 15, 2001

Babylon 5 Street Team

scottch posted:

his grave gonna soak up so much piss

PIZZA.BAT posted:

unnngh i'm such a thirsty little grave. you have to water me. you have to use your pee

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Beamed posted:

ironically i feel like him dying pathetically and slowly of covid would be one of the only things which could defuse some of the paramilitaries. hard to get excited and stage violence when your fearless leader goes (from their perspective) super weakly.

yeah

i don't know about defusing the paramilitaries but at least it would make him into a lovely martyr. dying in bed after a brief illness -- one that he has repeatedly said only kills the old, decrepit and useless -- is the worst possible way to go out for a self-styled strongman dictator.

world's bigliest man killed by world's tiniest things

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



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NOT TO GUNCHAT BUT no significant change in 5.56 prices this week. Surprised honestly

Maybe all the chuds bought 10k rounds in march and they're still paying off the payday loan for that.

its my barometer

psiox
Oct 15, 2001

Babylon 5 Street Team

Jonny 290 posted:

Maybe all the chuds bought 10k rounds in march and they're still paying off the payday loan for that.

:drat:

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Powerful ways for a statesman to die:

Killed in battle at the head of his troops
Assassinated during a rally by a radical
Murdered in his sleep by a devious cousin
Keeled over from exhaustion during a filibuster to help the poor and downtrodden
Heart attack at his desk after signing a treaty for world peace
Old age, surrounded by loved ones and those he inspired

Poor ways:

Developing a cough and days later choking to death on one's own lung fluid

psiox
Oct 15, 2001

Babylon 5 Street Team
i bet the trump offspring are tearing eachother apart trying to figure out who inherits what

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




I wouldn’t think “the flu” is a child’s disease

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Displeased Moo Cow posted:

I wouldn’t think “the flu” is a child’s disease

Yeah I changed it, the point I was going for is dying of a disease that even tiny babies live through

Beamed
Nov 26, 2010

Then you have a responsibility that no man has ever faced. You have your fear which could become reality, and you have Godzilla, which is reality.


Jonny 290 posted:

"Trump's not dead, he's in a secure hidden location because the Deep State is getting too close. Time to Ride." boom there you go.

yeah of course folks will ratonalize it like this or whatever, but they're all driven by emotion, and him even seeming to die has an emotional impact. idk, we're still hosed either way, but there's a handful of silver linings

Blinkz0rz
May 27, 2001

MY CONTEMPT FOR MY OWN EMPLOYEES IS ONLY MATCHED BY MY LOVE FOR TOM BRADY'S SWEATY MAGA BALLS

Sagebrush posted:

Yeah I changed it, the point I was going for is dying of a disease that even tiny babies live through

yeah that's still a pretty lovely take considering how many people have died so far and how many more will likely become permanently disabled

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

psiox posted:

i bet the trump offspring are tearing eachother apart trying to figure out who inherits what
i’ll save them some work

tump’s will: half goes to melania subject to arbitrary trusts for the sons if they teetotal, other half ivanka to be hers and hers alone unconditionally

melania’s will: all to barron lol

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

Jonny 290 posted:

They all consider him their daddy-leader-god, and when he's gone, they are going to HOWL.

I am also going tho howlmbol

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

scottch posted:

his grave gonna soak up so much piss

the presidential library will be in las vegas and contain nothing but sloppily doctored golf score cards

psiox
Oct 15, 2001

Babylon 5 Street Team

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

lol. it all makes sense.

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
it’s like when trump had that scaramucci guy on his team that looked like the one bit character from futurama.

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Fuzzy Mammal
Aug 15, 2001

Lipstick Apathy
apparently he's a do not an md which doesn't mean anything except it does right or why would they have the distinction?

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