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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Your mistake is thinking a flat performance is bad

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Angry Salami
Jul 27, 2013

Don't trust the skull.
Star Wars claims to be set in space, but the constant presence of normal gravity and breathable atmospheres indicates that the entire series takes place on Earth, and all of the characters are either delusional or being misled by some unknown manipulator into believing they are on other planets.

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

SidneyIsTheKiller posted:

Also, you can take movies at their word.

A movie isn’t a person, the idea of having a singular intent that you can trust or not trust is incorrect.

FunkyAl
Mar 28, 2010

Your vitals soar.

porfiria posted:

I'm 95% sure this conversation has been had before, but faster than light travel is arguably even more impossible than telekinesis.

Telekinesis is simple, you just need a film projector.

PeterWeller
Apr 21, 2003

I told you that story so I could tell you this one.

josh04 posted:

This does notably happen at the start of episode 6.

It does. But in the same scene, it works very well, gets called out by name ("an old Jedi mind trick"), and then Luke uses the Force to steal a blaster in front of a crowd.

Schwarzwald
Jul 27, 2004

Don't Blink

YOLOsubmarine posted:

A movie isn’t a person, the idea of having a singular intent that you can trust or not trust is incorrect.

For over a thousand generations, Ted and Wanda did indeed love each other.

Before the dark times, before the separation.

galagazombie
Oct 31, 2011

A silly little mouse!

Angry Salami posted:

Star Wars claims to be set in space, but the constant presence of normal gravity and breathable atmospheres indicates that the entire series takes place on Earth, and all of the characters are either delusional or being misled by some unknown manipulator into believing they are on other planets.

ACTUALLY... The Gunner stations on the Millennium Falcon in ANH are shown on screen to be under a different form of artificial gravity than the rest of the ship. We see Han climb it and the gravity suddenly shift so he's now crawling out of it and can shout "across" it to Luke who went down the ladder. And the same windows they're looking out of are facing straight out the top and bottom of the ship from the cockpits perspective, but are forward facing from the perspective of the people inside. It's a cool trick that you'd think any Sci-Fi setting with "Artificial Gravity" would take more advantage of. I'd like to see a ship interior that's like an M.C. Escher drawing.

thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

PeterWeller posted:

It does. But in the same scene, it works very well, gets called out by name ("an old Jedi mind trick"), and then Luke uses the Force to steal a blaster in front of a crowd.

Or do he just steal the blaster so fast, it's as though he uses the Force to steal it? (I'm kidding, he uses the Force to steal it.)

galagazombie posted:

ACTUALLY... The Gunner stations on the Millennium Falcon in ANH are shown on screen to be under a different form of artificial gravity than the rest of the ship. We see Han climb it and the gravity suddenly shift so he's now crawling out of it and can shout "across" it to Luke who went down the ladder. And the same windows they're looking out of are facing straight out the top and bottom of the ship from the cockpits perspective, but are forward facing from the perspective of the people inside. It's a cool trick that you'd think any Sci-Fi setting with "Artificial Gravity" would take more advantage of. I'd like to see a ship interior that's like an M.C. Escher drawing.

As a kid, this was always one of my favorite things about ANH, once I realized what was happening. Like, it blew my little kid mind, and reframed how I saw how gravity worked on the ship. Which felt massive to someone...however old I was at the time, but young.

piratepilates
Mar 28, 2004

So I will learn to live with it. Because I can live with it. I can live with it.



galagazombie posted:

ACTUALLY... The Gunner stations on the Millennium Falcon in ANH are shown on screen to be under a different form of artificial gravity than the rest of the ship. We see Han climb it and the gravity suddenly shift so he's now crawling out of it and can shout "across" it to Luke who went down the ladder. And the same windows they're looking out of are facing straight out the top and bottom of the ship from the cockpits perspective, but are forward facing from the perspective of the people inside. It's a cool trick that you'd think any Sci-Fi setting with "Artificial Gravity" would take more advantage of. I'd like to see a ship interior that's like an M.C. Escher drawing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSvPxNopdHs&t=35s

huh what the gently caress :psyduck:

I've seen this movie how many times and I never noticed that before?!?!?

Vinylshadow
Mar 20, 2017

I vaguely recall reading an essay about the gravity well in the Falcon a long while back, and haven't ever given it more than a moment's thought before or since

SuperMechagodzilla
Jun 9, 2007

NEWT REBORN

SidneyIsTheKiller posted:

If the force isn't real the movie would demonstrate this by having it fail at some point.

"Your sad devotion to that ancient religion has not helped you conjure up the stolen data tapes, or given you clairvoyance enough to find the Rebels' hidden fortress."

The dude's right: Vader doesn't have clairvoyance, and can't conjure poo poo. But maybe The Force simply works in mysterious ways, since Vader does eventually find the hidden fortress where the stolen tapes are kept? Finding the base is ironic, though, since it leads to the destruction of the Death Star - but Vader hates the Death Star, and this chain of events leads him to Luke and the ultimate defeat of the Emperor. And it's equally possible that The Force wanted Palpatine to survive?!

So: did Vader fail, or did Vader succeed?

While you're asking for 'a demonstration of failure', what we're really talking about is falsifiability.

In the big scene in question, Vader raises his hand, the gun flies from Han's grip, and Han just stands there with a shocked/dazed expression when he realizes Vader is now holding the gun.

Right off the bat, the claim that Vader "called upon God" (i.e. "used The Force") to make a gun jump from Han's grip is unfalsifiable. Anything can be attributed to God's influence. I can say that a tennis ball falls to the Earth after I've dropped it because God made it so. So, we can push that aside and start with some simpler falsifiable assertions.

Vader has already been established as a master mesmerist/hypnotist, whose technique involves raising his hand and staring at someone until they choke. It's established that this even works on hostile, cynical atheists. Based on what we're shown, I'd say Han has been hypnotized.

FunkyAl
Mar 28, 2010

Your vitals soar.
I think the "force" can be interpereted almost literally; a force, like gravity, that affects the movement of other bodies. Vader is dressed like a black hole and thus is powerful enough to attract guns like a planet would a moon or a ring. When Jedi die they turn into light beasts, like how star's light is just reaching us now.

Rob Rockley
Feb 23, 2009



SuperMechagodzilla posted:

Vader has already been established as a master mesmerist/hypnotist, whose technique involves raising his hand and staring at someone until they choke. It's established that this even works on hostile, cynical atheists. Based on what we're shown, I'd say Han has been hypnotized.

I do love the theory that the Jedi/Sith are basically just the Bene Gesserit from Dune. Really looking forward to the takes on that movie when it comes out.

Elfgames
Sep 11, 2011

Fun Shoe

SuperMechagodzilla posted:

"Your sad devotion to that ancient religion has not helped you conjure up the stolen data tapes, or given you clairvoyance enough to find the Rebels' hidden fortress."

The dude's right: Vader doesn't have clairvoyance, and can't conjure poo poo. But maybe The Force simply works in mysterious ways, since Vader does eventually find the hidden fortress where the stolen tapes are kept? Finding the base is ironic, though, since it leads to the destruction of the Death Star - but Vader hates the Death Star, and this chain of events leads him to Luke and the ultimate defeat of the Emperor. And it's equally possible that The Force wanted Palpatine to survive?!

So: did Vader fail, or did Vader succeed?

While you're asking for 'a demonstration of failure', what we're really talking about is falsifiability.

In the big scene in question, Vader raises his hand, the gun flies from Han's grip, and Han just stands there with a shocked/dazed expression when he realizes Vader is now holding the gun.

Right off the bat, the claim that Vader "called upon God" (i.e. "used The Force") to make a gun jump from Han's grip is unfalsifiable. Anything can be attributed to God's influence. I can say that a tennis ball falls to the Earth after I've dropped it because God made it so. So, we can push that aside and start with some simpler falsifiable assertions.

Vader has already been established as a master mesmerist/hypnotist, whose technique involves raising his hand and staring at someone until they choke. It's established that this even works on hostile, cynical atheists. Based on what we're shown, I'd say Han has been hypnotized.

ah so vader doesn't have the magic power to move objects only the magic power to instantly hypnotise people into thinking he did

Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!
Death Vader is Corran Horn

josh04
Oct 19, 2008


"THE FLASH IS THE REASON
TO RACE TO THE THEATRES"

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Elfgames posted:

ah so vader doesn't have the magic power to move objects only the magic power to instantly hypnotise people into thinking he did

This distinction was very important for Uri Geller, for instance.

YaketySass
Jan 15, 2019

Blind Idiot Dog
OTOH the engineering needed to create the Death Star is definitely supernatural.

Assepoester
Jul 18, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 11 years!
Melman v2
The Death Star is really just a giant lightsaber

punishedkissinger
Sep 20, 2017

YaketySass posted:

OTOH the engineering needed to create the Death Star is definitely supernatural.

someone skipped the chapter on durasteel in engineering school

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Elfgames posted:

ah so vader doesn't have the magic power to move objects only the magic power to instantly hypnotise people into thinking he did

The joke is more that is equally plausible from what we see and while funny doesn't actually make it any less impressive, since Vader can hypnotise someone to death.


The United States posted:

The Death Star is really just a giant lightsaber

This is literally a thing in Rogue One, since the Empire is raiding an old Jedi temple on Jedda (and then blowing it up) specifically to acquire the same crystals used for the lightsabers to complete the Death Star's superlaser.

SuperMechagodzilla
Jun 9, 2007

NEWT REBORN

FunkyAl posted:

I think the "force" can be interpereted almost literally; a force, like gravity, that affects the movement of other bodies.

Well yeah; that’s what’s shown on the prequels - specifically when Anakin and Obiwan stop, build up power, and then repel eachother like magnets. It’s that literal animal magnetism. But, back in the OT, we are presented with three very different ideas of how magical things work.

We’ve already gone over Episode 4, but it bears repeating that Han’s a conman, Vader’s a hypnotist, Obiwan’s a conman/illusionist/hypnotist, etc. There’s an extremely heavy emphasis on trickery. The first “force power” we ever see is Obiwan waving his arms in a makeshift ghost costume and making spooky sounds to scare people. Astonishing!

In the sequel, we get a rather sudden shift into altered states of consciousness. The first “force power” occurs as Luke is freezing to death after a traumatic head injury. Later, Yoda sends him on a ‘vision quest’ - which implies that Luke is under the influence of something like fasting, sleep deprivation, or hallucinogens. A good chunk of Yoda’s training involves pushing the trainee into a state of physical and mental exhaustion, then making them stare at rocks for hours - which is some obvious cult initiation stuff. Consequently, reality itself is getting distorted - at times of high stress and intense concentration. Visual hallucinations overtake the auditory.

Elfgames posted:

ah so vader doesn't have the magic power to move objects only the magic power to instantly hypnotise people into thinking he did

Right - except that it’s not instantaneous; Han spends several seconds standing there and shooting while Vader does his hand motions.

I‘ve been reading some of Sigmund Freud’s early (pre-analytic) experiments in hypnosis, and one part stood out: a man was successfully hypnotized and told something like “you will put both thumbs in your mouth later today”. When he eventually did this, without memory of the command, the man apologized and explained that he was doing this because his tongue was injured. Freud observed that the hypnotized person does the act compulsively, and then comes up with a rationalization as to why they did it (in order to preserve the experience of free will?). So if Han is put into a trance and wakes up disarmed, he may ‘fill in the blanks’ this same way, with the idea of a flying gun.

The first “force power” shown in Episode 6 is Luke using something like Vader’s hypnotism from Episode 4, but genuinely instantaneous and effortless. He just points at the guards and they immediately stumble around having seizures or something. Consequently, it doesn’t read as hypnotism anymore. Where would Luke have learned that stuff anyways?

Luke’s also not under duress, as in Episode 5, so what‘s being conveyed is a detachment from the violence he’s doing. From Luke’s perspective, it’s just a tiny motion of his hand, and God has chosen that these people die. In this sense, Luke is “self-hypnotized” - self-deluded, in keeping with his new idea of “a certain point of view” that he uses to justify Obiwan’s various lies. If there’s no truth, then Leia can be his sister and Vader loves liberalism, etc. Episode 6’s thing is theatricality and storytelling: the stuff Luke tells himself to stay sane, the stuff they tell the Ewoks to make them fight, etc.

SuperMechagodzilla fucked around with this message at 16:40 on Oct 10, 2020

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
SMG still really, really needs to read Dune.

Beelzebufo
Mar 5, 2015

Frog puns are toadally awesome


The Force = Universal Life Force = Chi

Ingmar terdman
Jul 24, 2006

Ghost Leviathan posted:

SMG still really, really needs to read Dune.

Agreed

moosecow333
Mar 15, 2007

Super-Duper Supermen!
Maybe Vader just hypnotized the audience into thinking there was a movie.

Qualia
Dec 14, 2006

Ghost Leviathan posted:

SMG still really, really needs to read Dune.

but why though. SMG will/can diagnose those books in parsecs flat. the dunes are just a workprint script for a glorious moving picture space opera that will never be properly adapted (lynch failed marvelously, harrison & yaitanes did bleh-aight, and villeneuve's only possible salvation is if he *doesn't* get green-lit to go past the 'cliffhanger').

Schwarzwald
Jul 27, 2004

Don't Blink
Bene Gesserit: Here is the boy prophesied to bring balance to the force lead mankind onto the golden path.

[moments later]

Bene Gesserit: Wait, no! Not like that!

porfiria
Dec 10, 2008

by Modern Video Games

Qualia posted:

but why though. SMG will/can diagnose those books in parsecs flat. the dunes are just a workprint script for a glorious moving picture space opera that will never be properly adapted (lynch failed marvelously, harrison & yaitanes did bleh-aight, and villeneuve's only possible salvation is if he *doesn't* get green-lit to go past the 'cliffhanger').

I'm always surprised more people don't pick up on the fact that Dune gets pretty boring after the big attack midway through.

Eason the Fifth
Apr 9, 2020

porfiria posted:

I'm always surprised more people don't pick up on the fact that Dune gets pretty boring after the big attack midway through.

:wrong:

Jessica's trip through the Water of Life, Paul's 'afk spice coma' and the Baron getting played by Fenring are the best parts of the first book

porfiria
Dec 10, 2008

by Modern Video Games

Eason the Fifth posted:

:wrong:

Jessica's trip through the Water of Life, Paul's 'afk spice coma' and the Baron getting played by Fenring are the best parts of the first book

Reading about people doing psychedelics is really boring.

Eason the Fifth
Apr 9, 2020

porfiria posted:

Reading about people doing psychedelics is really boring.

This is the majority of the series, and what makes Children, Messiah, and God Emperor unique and far more interesting than every other generic sci-fi franchise out there.

Eason the Fifth fucked around with this message at 20:47 on Oct 5, 2020

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

I have pretty good reading comprehension but when I tried to read through Dune a few years ago I'd read pages and pages and have no idea what just happened or what I read.

FunkyAl
Mar 28, 2010

Your vitals soar.

SuperMechagodzilla posted:

Well yeah; that’s what’s shown on the prequels - specifically when Anakin and Obiwan stop, build up power, and then repel eachother like magnets. It’s that literal animal magnetism. But, back in the OT, we are presented with three very different ideas of how magical things work.

We’ve already gone over Episode 4, but it bears repeating that Han’s a conman, Vader’s a hypnotist, Obiwan’s a conman/illusionist/hypnotist, etc. There’s an extremely heavy emphasis on trickery. The first “force power” we ever see is Obiwan waving his arms in a makeshift ghost costume and making spooky sounds to scare people. Astonishing!

In the sequel, we get a rather sudden shift into altered states of consciousness. The first “force power” occurs as Luke is freezing to death after a traumatic head injury. Later, Yoda sends him on a ‘vision quest’ - which implies that Luke is under the influence of something like fasting, sleep deprivation, or hallucinogens. A good chunk of Yoda’s training involves pushing the trainee into a state of physical and mental exhaustion, then making them stare at rocks for hours - which is some obvious cult initiation stuff. Consequently, reality itself is getting distorted - at times of high stress and intense concentration. Visual hallucinations overtake the auditory.

Episode 6’s thing is theatricality and storytelling: the stuff Luke tells himself to stay sane, the stuff they tell the Ewoks to make them fight, etc.

To that point though, the movie is pointing to the "real" power of the cinema as being one of altered conciousness. It is possible to say Lucas is a big believer in the value of storytelling through an anthropoligical lens and the whole Joseph Campbell kinda thing. Thus the Empire Strikes Back is full of the oldest tricks in the book, puppets and fog and background paintings, and psychically moving a big ship and many partial or differently sized models through trick photography. However, because it is beautiful, everyone is willing to believe it. I think it is the most popular one because of this, and consequently there is the vision quest stuff you mentioned and han solo spends a lot of time playing around in wile e. coyote dreamspace, gets chased by a lizard, a sock puppet, is tortured for comedy etc. But by the end they are fighting in symbolic fire, smoke and fog and red lights. After these thousands of years and staring at a brick wall for two hours, we are enjoying a shadow puppet show and nobody notices, or if they do they enjoy it.

And it's compelling there actually was a guy named yoda on dagobah. How COULD luke's crazed vision have known? How did Hamlet's dad know about the ear poison?

Glottis
May 29, 2002

No. It's necessary.
Yam Slacker
Was it not a force magic power thing when Luke could hear Obi-Wan from behind the grave and then make some impossibly hard shot with his eyes closed?

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

FunkyAl posted:

To that point though, the movie is pointing to the "real" power of the cinema as being one of altered conciousness. It is possible to say Lucas is a big believer in the value of storytelling through an anthropoligical lens and the whole Joseph Campbell kinda thing. Thus the Empire Strikes Back is full of the oldest tricks in the book, puppets and fog and background paintings, and psychically moving a big ship and many partial or differently sized models through trick photography. However, because it is beautiful, everyone is willing to believe it. I think it is the most popular one because of this, and consequently there is the vision quest stuff you mentioned and han solo spends a lot of time playing around in wile e. coyote dreamspace, gets chased by a lizard, a sock puppet, is tortured for comedy etc. But by the end they are fighting in symbolic fire, smoke and fog and red lights. After these thousands of years and staring at a brick wall for two hours, we are enjoying a shadow puppet show and nobody notices, or if they do they enjoy it.

Seems almost easy to forget that Star Wars basically created the effects-heavy blockbuster epic as we know it, especially as ESB is when it went from just one huge hit to a powerhouse franchise of serial storytelling. It may have drawn from many things- Kurosawa, Westerns, Dune, war movies, the Muppets, pulp adventure fiction- but it all came together into something new.

josh04
Oct 19, 2008


"THE FLASH IS THE REASON
TO RACE TO THE THEATRES"

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Glottis posted:

Was it not a force magic power thing when Luke could hear Obi-Wan from behind the grave and then make some impossibly hard shot with his eyes closed?

Luke used to bullseye Womp Rats in his T-16 back home, it's no big deal.

nemesis_hub
Nov 27, 2006

https://youtu.be/euVpCyu245U

I found something.

Hefty Leftist
Jun 26, 2011

"You know how vodka or whiskey are distilled multiple times to taste good? It's the same with shit. After being digested for the third time shit starts to taste reeeeeeaaaally yummy."


rewatching the original trilogy has made me realise how easy making the prequels and sequels should have been. these movies aren't complex at all, how the gently caress did they mess it up so badly both times? i feel George and Disney probably spent more effort, time and money making terrible movies than they would have making simple, well written and coherent trilogies.

there's a hero in both in a weird and wacky sci-fi fantasy world, they get wrapped up in a situation that's bigger than them that gives them purpose, they go through some revelations, get pushed to their breaking point from confronting those revelations, and then either in the prequels they fail and become the villain, or in the sequels keep strong and eventually win over the villain. someday the prequels will get remade and it'll be trivial and mindblowing to everyone how easily they'll be made good by just keeping it simple.

Bongo Bill
Jan 17, 2012

Why dream of a remake? You can have your mind blown by how good the prequels are today.

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Darko
Dec 23, 2004

Hefty Leftist posted:

rewatching the original trilogy has made me realise how easy making the prequels and sequels should have been. these movies aren't complex at all, how the gently caress did they mess it up so badly both times? i feel George and Disney probably spent more effort, time and money making terrible movies than they would have making simple, well written and coherent trilogies.

there's a hero in both in a weird and wacky sci-fi fantasy world, they get wrapped up in a situation that's bigger than them that gives them purpose, they go through some revelations, get pushed to their breaking point from confronting those revelations, and then either in the prequels they fail and become the villain, or in the sequels keep strong and eventually win over the villain. someday the prequels will get remade and it'll be trivial and mindblowing to everyone how easily they'll be made good by just keeping it simple.

Prequels are fine as-is, they have a ton of huge issues but are interesting and expand the story well. And resulted in an actual good Expanded Universe that expands it more and addresses many issues people had with the prequels themselves.

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