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Shanghaied: Oct 12, 2004; BIG PAD

nooneofconsequence posted:

https://twitter.com/Acosta/status/1313254795172614144?s=20

Wow what a strong president. Definitely not a giant manbaby.

Extremely normal to clench your teeth in exertion when stuffing a light fabric mask into a loose-fitting jacket pocket.

# ? Oct 6, 2020 00:24

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# ? Apr 29, 2024 03:01

Fallows: Jan 20, 2005; If he waits long enough he can use his accrued interest from his savings to bring his negative checking balance back into the black.

The Postman posted:

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1313255258341232640

lmao

He is gasping for breath

# ? Oct 6, 2020 00:27

Richard Cabeza: Mar 1, 2005; What a dickhead...

Powershift posted:

lol how is your country so loving stupid

Not stupid, just manipulated.

# ? Oct 6, 2020 00:27

bag em and tag em: Nov 4, 2008

Holy loving poo poo!

Like... oh my god. He's just going to kill people he works with, that are on his side, that worship his dumb bullshit. Just straight up loving merc them so he can keep up his little act that Covid is just the flu bro.

# ? Oct 6, 2020 00:31

schmug: May 20, 2007

Richard Cabeza posted:

Not stupid, just manipulated.

nah most of this country is dumb af lol

# ? Oct 6, 2020 00:31

Catastrophe: Oct 5, 2007; Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

trem_two posted:

https://twitter.com/KT_So_It_Goes/status/1313256051396030464

One of two things:
1. He never had COVID and this was all just another episode of The Trump Show
2. He has COVID and he's taking his mask off as he goes back indoors to other people. With active COVID.

Speechless.

# ? Oct 6, 2020 00:31

Waterbed Wendy: Jan 29, 2009

Powershift posted:

lol how is your country so loving stupid

american exceptionalism

# ? Oct 6, 2020 00:32

Zugzwang: Jan 2, 2005; You have a kind of sick desperation in your laugh.; Ramrod XTreme

I've LOLed a lot this weekend at the situation but now I am literally horrified.

# ? Oct 6, 2020 00:32

Batterypowered7: Aug 8, 2009; The mist that chills you keeps me warm.

Catastrophe posted:

One of two things:
1. He never had COVID and this was all just another episode of The Trump Show
2. He has COVID and he's taking his mask off as he goes back indoors to other people. With active COVID.

Speechless.

He looks kind of low energy and feeble, but maybe it's just hopeful thinking.

# ? Oct 6, 2020 00:32

Lodin: Jul 31, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

# ? Oct 6, 2020 00:33

Groovelord Neato: Dec 6, 2014

Breathing normally! Thank you!

# ? Oct 6, 2020 00:33

Serjeant Buzfuz: Dec 5, 2009

That dude looks completely winded after that staircase lol

# ? Oct 6, 2020 00:34

Underwhelmed: Mar 7, 2004; Nap Ghost

New re-election strategy: infect and kill a couple percent of your most enthusiastic voters at your rallies.

# ? Oct 6, 2020 00:34

pop fly to McGillicutty: Feb 2, 2004; A peckish little mouse!

Underwhelmed posted:

New re-election strategy: infect and kill a couple percent of your most enthusiastic voters at your rallies.

MK Ultra is real and it's Trump. He's a commie sympathizer programmed by JFK to stop republicans. Prove me wrong.

# ? Oct 6, 2020 00:37

Csixtyfour: Jan 14, 2004

Trump is going all in on Covid isnt poo poo. This is going to end very badly.

# ? Oct 6, 2020 00:39

Guze: Oct 10, 2007; Regular Human Bartender

Wheezing hard, THANK YOU!

# ? Oct 6, 2020 00:39

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
sexually

Csixtyfour posted:

Trump is going all in on Covid isnt poo poo. This is going to end very badly.

https://twitter.com/SFGate/status/1313252680005902336

# ? Oct 6, 2020 00:40

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

# ? Oct 6, 2020 00:42

flakeloaf: Feb 26, 2003; Still better than android clock

Now he has experience fighting it. Can Biden say that? No he can't. He has no experience. Trump has experience. The best experience, he has a victory and Biden has none

# ? Oct 6, 2020 00:42

exquisite tea: Apr 21, 2007; Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."

Guze posted:

Wheezing hard, THANK YOU!

lol

# ? Oct 6, 2020 00:42

smoobles: Sep 4, 2014

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

looking good Mr. President

# ? Oct 6, 2020 00:42

A Wizard of Goatse: Dec 14, 2014

Powershift posted:

lol how is your country so loving stupid

Working very hard, thank you!

# ? Oct 6, 2020 00:43

Underwhelmed: Mar 7, 2004; Nap Ghost

Csixtyfour posted:

Trump is going all in on Covid isnt poo poo. This is going to end very badly.

Starting to believe that Covid is an alien life form attempting to assimilate humans, dogs, and cats and Trump's goal is to infect as many as possible so that the hive mind can finally come online.

# ? Oct 6, 2020 00:44

explosivo: May 23, 2004; Fueled by Satan

flakeloaf posted:

Now he has experience fighting it. Can Biden say that? No he can't. He has no experience. Trump has experience. The best experience, he has a victory and Biden has none

They literally said this today, not sure if you're referencing that or making a joke but they literally said that Trump is more adequately prepared to handle Covid now that he ~~has~~had it.

# ? Oct 6, 2020 00:44

Hazo: Dec 30, 2004; SCIENCE

flakeloaf posted:

Now he has experience fighting it. Can Biden say that? No he can't. He has no experience. Trump has experience. The best experience, he has a victory and Biden has none

Are you joking because this is almost verbatim what one of his surrogates said on Fox today

# ? Oct 6, 2020 00:44

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

What no twitter do to a motherfucker.

# ? Oct 6, 2020 00:44

Evil Bob: May 2, 2004; 've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.

FMguru posted:

https://twitter.com/SFGate/status/1313252680005902336

# ? Oct 6, 2020 00:44

verbal enema: May 23, 2009; onlymarfans.com

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

Margaret Trump
Donald Thatcher

w/e

# ? Oct 6, 2020 00:45

Richard Cabeza: Mar 1, 2005; What a dickhead...

Reports of postal drop boxes being broken into here in central Virginia. I don�t see how this is not politically motivated and ignorant to boot. How do you tell what ballots are what without risking compromising your own candidate�s votes?

https://www.nbc12.com/2020/10/05/were-aggressively-investigating-mail-stolen-six-post-office-locations-across-metro-richmond/

Richard Cabeza fucked around with this message at 00:48 on Oct 6, 2020

# ? Oct 6, 2020 00:46

The Anime Liker: Aug 8, 2009; by VideoGames

Extremely disappointed that Trump is going to live another 35 years because God is dead and the arc of history bends toward malice and injustice.

# ? Oct 6, 2020 00:46

ALFbrot: Apr 17, 2002

Hey everybody, I think that maybe I hate the stupid, selfish, evil piece of poo poo president and I hope his death is soon, miserable, and on-camera

# ? Oct 6, 2020 00:47

Hazo: Dec 30, 2004; SCIENCE

Trixie Hardcore posted:

People who would have to keep the �prez pretends to get covid and defeat it in a weekend� conspiracy a secret:

- everyone in Trumpworld either pretending to have covid too or actually sick with covid while the prez pretends to have it, even though up to this point they leak every bit of gossip to the press for attention or book deals
- non-Trumpworld WH employees who witnessed the prez obviously not sick
- Trump�s easily rattled by the press doctor
- a bunch of actual doctors at Walter Reed who claim to have given Trump multiple experimental drug treatments for covid-19
- Rudy Giuliani

Oh no I didn�t mean a conspiracy was happening, I meant the most 2020 thing is he actually has it and recovers and somehow staves off the reaper until after the 3rd

Still a funny idea that they orchestrated it just so wetman could have a four day weekend lmao

# ? Oct 6, 2020 00:47

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

Extremely disappointed that Trump is going to live another 35 years because God is dead and the arc of history bends toward malice and injustice.

You obviously don't understand what winning is (it's killing).

# ? Oct 6, 2020 00:48

priznat: Jul 7, 2009; Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

Powershift posted:

lol how is your country so loving stupid

Remember when in this thread someone got all mad about non americans coming in and pointing out what a lovely job the US was doing about covid?

Lol

# ? Oct 6, 2020 00:48

Dacap: Jul 8, 2008; I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower.

You have more fun as a follower. But you make more money as a leader.

trem_two posted:

https://twitter.com/KT_So_It_Goes/status/1313256051396030464

He looks like the evil senator from the first X-Men movie right before he exploded into water

# ? Oct 6, 2020 00:48

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

https://twitter.com/michelleinbklyn/status/1313256275245924353
lol

# ? Oct 6, 2020 00:48

Valko: Sep 18, 2015

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

Would.

# ? Oct 6, 2020 00:48

Groovelord Neato: Dec 6, 2014

https://twitter.com/EvanDickson/status/1313174429816422400?s=20

# ? Oct 6, 2020 00:49

BIG FLUFFY DOG: Feb 16, 2011; On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.

Lmao that Trump's dramatically increasing the chance this is killing him by refusing to just chill out and sleep.

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Balthesar: Sep 4, 2006; by Fluffdaddy

Close your eyes and imagine for a moment Hannity or the Tucker Carlson show if this was Obama...

Tonight! The President infects everyone around him with a deadly virus! Should Obama be classified as a bio-terrorist? *tucker carlson face*

# ? Oct 6, 2020 00:50

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