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Convex
Aug 19, 2010
Lol I am genuinely unsure who has the more demented campaign, Kanye or Trump. Kayne seems to at least be aware of it being the year 2020 and not trying to campaign against loving Hillary Clinton

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trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/zkarlinn/status/1315045176965058560

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

I’m sure Ben garrison is already illustrating something similar

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

Guze posted:

Republicans finally found their line with trump it's helping people

https://twitter.com/ericawerner/status/1314950789429944320?s=20

Yeah, giving money to the poors is the straw that broke the camel's back. That figures.

Galvanik
Feb 28, 2013

I liked it better when I could reliably tell parody from real events.

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Then he'd whip out his dick and piss in his own mouth. Many souls would be brought to the Lord that day.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

i wish he had, then he definitely would have died, and it would have been even funnier

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!

But then Stephan Miller informed him that Superman was an allegory for the immigrant experience in America created by a couple of Jewish guys, and then Trump decided to drop it.

Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.





all this pointing about how the taliban endorse him is dumb because if they wanted to they could also cause chaos by endorsing biden. same thing when i think russia(?) or china(?) was "behind the scenes" helping bernie and all the dumb libs used that as proof that bernie was "bad"


https://twitter.com/rgoodlaw/status/1314993737366482949

The Postman
May 12, 2007

drat I really wish we could have seen the president struggle to rip open his shirt while gasping for air. I hope he rehearsed it several times in the hospital and concluded he was actually too frail to accomplish it.

Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.





sorry wrong thread.

Xenocides
Jan 14, 2008

This world looks very scary....



Nothing conveys strength like an obese man wearing a Superman t-shirt. Trump only thinks in terms of movie and tv stuff. Hence his idiotic video of going home. He saw something similar in a movie where a real hero had a similar scene and thinks he can copy it and the emotion will hit the viewer with the dramatic feels. He does not realize you have to care about the character for such a scene to work.

AreWeDrunkYet
Jul 8, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 12 hours!

"some" is doing a lot of work there

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Convex posted:

Lol I am genuinely unsure who has the more demented campaign, Kanye or Trump. Kayne seems to at least be aware of it being the year 2020 and not trying to campaign against loving Hillary Clinton

I don't think Kanye knows he's even running any more

Harveygod
Jan 4, 2014

YEEAAH HEH HEH HEEEHH

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN

THIS TRASH WAR AIN'T GONNA SOLVE ITSELF YA KNOW

Xenocides posted:

Nothing conveys strength like an obese man wearing a Superman t-shirt. Trump only thinks in terms of movie and tv stuff. Hence his idiotic video of going home. He saw something similar in a movie where a real hero had a similar scene and thinks he can copy it and the emotion will hit the viewer with the dramatic feels. He does not realize you have to care about the character for such a scene to work.

The Goonies memes make themselves.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

LabyaMynora posted:

Nope, he wanted the general election to be a referendum of capitalism vs socialism, against an old fart who couldn’t stop himself from talking up Fidel Castro’s “literacy programs” on 60 Minutes.

Florida would not be competitive with Bernie at the top of the ticket, and the Trump campaign’s strategy in Florida has been to try to tie Biden to Bernie and “socialism.” Also, you’d have multiple House Dems running away from their own presidential candidate, likely losing a few House seats unnecessarily.

I want a socialist president someday, but we need one that doesn’t have a history of praising undemocratic and murderous regimes.

Jesus Christ lmao

Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007
They "must" wear Blexit shirts? Motherfucker this is America, I can go anywhere I please! Constitution!

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

feelix posted:

It doesn't matter, the people who are rotten enough to think "dictatorship under pretense of socialism bad"->"socialism bad" already have an answer for why Norway and whatnot is successful at socialism and America can't be: Norway is white.

Republicans are generally disingenuous, so it's a waste of time to even argue with them.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

1redflag posted:

I’m sure Ben garrison is already illustrating something similar

I hope Trump dies and that the shock and despair renders Ben Garrison a vegetable. Like, 20 years later his caretaker is pushing him around in a wheelchair and she's like "he hasn't spoken a word since Trump died."

An insane mind
Aug 11, 2018

Every day I lol a little that Trump has, not had, corona and the li'll baby immediately got sent to the best doctors and still his MAGAs crow about their big strong white saviour.

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

Xenocides posted:

Nothing conveys strength like an obese man wearing a Superman t-shirt. Trump only thinks in terms of movie and tv stuff. Hence his idiotic video of going home. He saw something similar in a movie where a real hero had a similar scene and thinks he can copy it and the emotion will hit the viewer with the dramatic feels. He does not realize you have to care about the character for such a scene to work.

LOL that he wanted to recreate that scene from the Goonies with Sloth revealing his Superman shirt!

Edit: beaten

AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002

Trump will never concede the election and will claim the minor mail-in voting irregularities are widespread and the Russia report (withheld until after election day, but before the final results can be ascertained) invalidates Biden as a candidate due to his supposed collusion with Obama to spy on Trump and stop his campaign.


...


"lol"

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Incredible, this is the kind of political content I crave.

Awoooooo! (wolf howl)

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames

Applewhite posted:

I hope Trump dies and that the shock and despair renders Ben Garrison a vegetable. Like, 20 years later his caretaker is pushing him around in a wheelchair and she's like "he hasn't spoken a word since Trump died."

excited for the horny corpse painting

Sapper
Mar 8, 2003




Dinosaur Gum

Stryder posted:

Every time I scroll past this quickly, my brain interprets it as "CastroVania"

DIE, MAGA! YOU DON'T BELONG IN THIS WORLD!

It is not by my hand that I am once again given girth. I was called here by boaters who wish to pay me tribute!

Tribute!? You steal men's brains and make them buy cheap merchandise!

Perhaps the same could be said of all political candidates...

Your words are as empty as your soul! America ill needs a savior such as you!

WHAT IS AN AMERICAN? A MISERABLE PILE OF BERDERS! BUT ENOUGH TALK! HAVE AT Y<cough, hack, cough>

:golfclap:

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

"What does the 'S' stand for?"

"Superspreader."

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020

LabyaMynora posted:

Point to European style socialism, where people vote for their representatives, and don’t point to poo poo like Cuba, where a militant was the leader for ~50 years until his death, when his brother then took over.

Seems pretty simple to me, I don’t understand why it’s so hard for some of you. :confused:

Cuba managed to remain independent from American imperialism despite being a real easy target for it.

Cuba, by many metrics, especially any related to health care, outshines white, wealthy states.

Political figureheads are just that so if you try to condemn the good of communism in Cuba by pointing towards it's dictator, there's a foil in that you can point to the ills of capitalism in America and only someone with a superficial understanding of politics would attribute those ills directly and solely to the succession of presidents.

anti-castro/anti-cuba propaganda is america is laughably selfserving batista bullshit. so even if there is some truth to castro being some sort of monster, the only mouthpiece for that is one that's discredited itself.

teardrop
Dec 20, 2004

by Pragmatica

The Voice of Labor posted:

that's an interesting term for people who cannot bring themselves to cast a vote for demented fascist rapists

A both sides (non)voter, not a lol

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

Codependent Poster posted:

"What does the 'S' stand for?"

"Superspreader."


"Supremacist, White"

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!

The Voice of Labor posted:

Cuba managed to remain independent from American imperialism despite being a real easy target for it.

Cuba, by many metrics, especially any related to health care, outshines white, wealthy states.

Political figureheads are just that so if you try to condemn the good of communism in Cuba by pointing towards it's dictator, there's a foil in that you can point to the ills of capitalism in America and only someone with a superficial understanding of politics would attribute those ills directly and solely to the succession of presidents.

anti-castro/anti-cuba propaganda is america is laughably selfserving batista bullshit. so even if there is some truth to castro being some sort of monster, the only mouthpiece for that is one that's discredited itself.

:lol:

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001

Catastrophe posted:

There was a recent superspreader event outdoors at the White House that got dozens sick. The president tested positive for COVID shortly afterward too. At least 32 people around him have since tested positive. He still has COVID. And these people show up at COVID central at another packed outdoor event and almost none are wearing masks. These people all deserve what happens to them and deserve no pity.
If there wasn't a two-week window where they could spread it to everyone in their community (and stress health care workers when they start melting) I'd be with you on that. It's so hard to look at those photos and not see a tiny bit of merit in a surveillance state that could get you sent to the bottom of the list in the ER for being so stupid.


exquisite tea posted:

It's funny that Trump has so completely blown up all semblance of normalcy that nobody on earth gives a poo poo about extramarital sexting anymore.
who and what now

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Codependent Poster posted:

"What does the 'S' stand for?"

"Trump."

ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002


Should have gone full Wonka

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Codependent Poster posted:

"What does the 'S' stand for?"

"Superspreader."

SS

Zurtilik
Oct 23, 2015

The Biggest Brain in Guardia
Two SS because hes super super

Griddle of Love
May 14, 2020



The Spreader Staffel?

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!

ComfyPants posted:

Should have gone full Wonka



I will pay money to see Trump attempt a somersault.

Tafferling
Oct 22, 2008

DOOT DOOT
ALL ABOARD THE ISS POLOKONZERVA
Donald points his right fist to the sky, closes his eyes and softly utters: "Superman"


Then an atomic bomb goes off on his head

Tafferling fucked around with this message at 23:26 on Oct 10, 2020

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


LabyaMynora posted:

I will pay money to see Trump attempt a somersault.

Trump dips in but doesnt even get a half rotation in

Falls flat on his face

A gout of hot diarrhea sprays up like a fountain as he just lays there for five minutes.

The diarrhea stops

While still on his face he pulls a small box from his coat pocket

Its a McDonald's file o fish

Still face in the ground he quietly gobbles it down..

The diarrhea gout resumes....

Hihohe fucked around with this message at 23:25 on Oct 10, 2020

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Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001

Play posted:

This isn't really the place for this but it isn't that simple by half and I think you know that. The quote from Bernie said that you can acknowledge a good idea even if performed by a person or government you don't like, and (implied) even if the idea isn't necessarily implemented perfectly. The point is to be open to solutions regardless of whether someone screams "SOCIALIST" about it
Nuance like that is unelectable as much as I wish for the opposite.

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