Dear Jeffrey

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crazyellowbuppy: Oct 12, 2012

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# ? Apr 20, 2024 00:57

LadyAmbien: Oct 22, 2015

# ? Oct 11, 2020 01:32

13Pandora13: Nov 5, 2008; I've got tiiits that swingle dangle dingle

# ? Oct 11, 2020 01:32

logan from corporate: May 18, 1994; as per my last email, we'll touch base, circle back and synergize

NOW IT�S A FUCKIN PARTY

edit: love that neither of you are wearing shoes

# ? Oct 11, 2020 01:34

Aishlinn: Mar 31, 2011; This might hurt a bit..

# ? Oct 11, 2020 01:37

logan from corporate: May 18, 1994; as per my last email, we'll touch base, circle back and synergize

WAIT A GODDAMN MINUTE i want a goldbelly avatar too!!!

# ? Oct 11, 2020 01:38

The Saddest Rhino: Apr 29, 2009; Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.

# ? Oct 11, 2020 01:40

Pragmatica: Apr 1, 2003

Lmao

# ? Oct 11, 2020 01:41

Fluffdaddy: Jan 3, 2009

Oh poo poo

Pragmatica posted:

Lmao

# ? Oct 11, 2020 01:45

Rod Hoofhearted: Jun 18, 2000; I am a ghost

Who's Jeffrey?

# ? Oct 11, 2020 01:45

Spinz: Jan 7, 2020; I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

The Saddest Rhino posted:

# ? Oct 11, 2020 01:47

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

Pragmatica posted:

Lmao

# ? Oct 11, 2020 01:51

Crusty Nutsack: Apr 21, 2005; SUCK LASER, COPPERS

# ? Oct 11, 2020 01:54

Amp: Sep 10, 2010

Pragmatica posted:

Lmao

# ? Oct 11, 2020 01:57

DJExile: Jun 28, 2007

holy shiiiiitttttt

# ? Oct 11, 2020 01:57

ItohRespectArmy: Sep 11, 2019; Cutest In The World, Six Time DDT Ironheavymetalweight champion, Two Time International Princess champion, winner of two tournaments, a Princess Tag Team champion, And a pretty good singer too!
"When I was an idol, I felt nothing every day but now that I'm a pro wrestler I'm in pain constantly!"

ground floor of a legendary thread

# ? Oct 11, 2020 01:58

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

# ? Oct 11, 2020 01:59

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

Toad on a Roll posted:

WAIT A GODDAMN MINUTE i want a goldbelly avatar too!!!

# ? Oct 11, 2020 01:59

Deathlove: Feb 20, 2003; Pillbug

What power.

# ? Oct 11, 2020 01:59

Beeb: Jun 29, 2003; Good hunter, free us from this waking nightmare

holy poo poo lmao

# ? Oct 11, 2020 02:00

Sally: Jan 9, 2007; Don't post Small Dash!

Pragmatica posted:

Lmao

# ? Oct 11, 2020 02:02

Bradf0rd: Jun 16, 2008; Agent of Chaos

What's this?

# ? Oct 11, 2020 02:10

Mrs. Sexual: Feb 3, 2020

Hold up a newspaper

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

# ? Oct 11, 2020 02:11

Nelson Mandingo: Mar 27, 2005

I feel like everyone is cheering at a gigantic stuffed animal and are in complete hysterics.

And here like "W...whats going on again?"

# ? Oct 11, 2020 02:11

sharknado slashfic: Jun 24, 2011

holy lol

# ? Oct 11, 2020 02:12

Brain Curry: Feb 15, 2007; People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school

Pragmatica posted:

Lmao

# ? Oct 11, 2020 02:15

phasmid: Jan 16, 2015; Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

Everyone has herpes now

# ? Oct 11, 2020 02:16

Who What Now: Sep 10, 2006; by Azathoth

# ? Oct 11, 2020 02:17

mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

I feel like a goddam golden retriever because I have no idea what's going on but I see everyone is excited and I want to be a part of it

# ? Oct 11, 2020 02:19

Phlegmish: Jul 2, 2011

Jeffrey can you plug EVE in your next announcement. We're being invaded and it's time to rally the troops

# ? Oct 11, 2020 02:20

sharknado slashfic: Jun 24, 2011

mind the walrus posted:

I feel like a goddam golden retriever because I have no idea what's going on but I see everyone is excited and I want to be a part of it

Look at the usernames of 3 of the first 4 posters

# ? Oct 11, 2020 02:20

Funky See Funky Do: Aug 20, 2013; STILL TRYING HARD

mind the walrus posted:

I feel like a goddam golden retriever because I have no idea what's going on but I see everyone is excited and I want to be a part of it

Check out who he second poster is buddy.

E;

sharknado slashfic posted:

Look at the usernames of 3 of the first 4 posters

Wait the first one too? Oh my god.

# ? Oct 11, 2020 02:21

logan from corporate: May 18, 1994; as per my last email, we'll touch base, circle back and synergize

mind the walrus posted:

I feel like a goddam golden retriever because I have no idea what's going on but I see everyone is excited and I want to be a part of it

Just know that it's a momentous occasion and we're all having a proper laugh in a good way.

# ? Oct 11, 2020 02:21

Linux Pirate: Apr 21, 2012

Party time.

# ? Oct 11, 2020 02:22

Phlegmish: Jul 2, 2011

I just want to state for the record that I was one of the most prolific users of Lowtax puns, such as Blowtax, Toesnax, Notax, etc.

You have my sword

# ? Oct 11, 2020 02:23

mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxHNztg0X3s

# ? Oct 11, 2020 02:23

flubber nuts: Oct 5, 2005

phasmid posted:

Everyone has herpes now

yay!

# ? Oct 11, 2020 02:24

Bronze Fonz: Feb 14, 2019

Phlegmish posted:

I just want to state for the record that I was one of the most prolific users of Lowtax puns, such as Blowtax, Toesnax, Notax, etc.

You have my sword

I'm very fond of Owetax.

# ? Oct 11, 2020 02:25

Cyrano4747: Sep 25, 2006; Yes, I know I'm old, get off my fucking lawn so I can yell at these clouds.

Hah holy poo poo.

# ? Oct 11, 2020 02:25

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# ? Apr 20, 2024 00:57

logan from corporate: May 18, 1994; as per my last email, we'll touch base, circle back and synergize

https://byelowtax.ytmnd.com/

# ? Oct 11, 2020 02:25

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