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verbal enema posted:im a lil drunk so my bad art is even worse Wanna party with those guys.
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Can we get a ship that’s jerkin’ it like  ?
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Oct 11, 2020 07:46
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Action-Bastard posted:USS gently caress poo poo Up 
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OP, I have no space ship to share, but I just want to say that you are one of my favorite posters. A  from me, goon sir.
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 The USSSSS (United Citizen Super Secret Space Ship) Tip Snap of the Capital Idea class. It comes equipped with a mark 2 rear mounted Fart Cannon and the new patented Crushing Jaw to take out even the softest of strike craft. Capable of almost dazzling speeds and a maneuverability that is honestly unbelievable for a ship of any size. This latest craft of the Inc. Ompi-Tent shipyards is truly a marvel of inteligence and wonder. (considering the rest of this thread, the Deep Throatspace System is extra) Poil fucked around with this message at 09:20 on Oct 11, 2020 |
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Who What Now posted:
I get this reference.
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Icochet posted:
Dude yes
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Who What Now posted:I did My spaceship is not shaped like a vulva. 
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Oct 11, 2020 13:34
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I want a shark themed fighter craft, as vaguely promised
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Oct 11, 2020 13:43
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I want my spaceship to have six cockpits. One for each direction.
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Oct 11, 2020 14:22
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verbal enema posted:im a lil drunk 
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Oct 11, 2020 17:02
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For when the crews need some lunch.
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Rank and Vile posted:For when the crews need some lunch. I wanna play this Lucasarts point and click adventure
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Applewhite posted:I wanna play this Lucasarts point and click adventure ...I’ve got an idea, will post it sometime later.
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Linux Pirate posted:I dig the Project Orion propulsion system. Applewhite posted:All space vessels are welcome here.   
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Oct 11, 2020 18:52
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Elukka posted:I like big pushers and I cannot lie. This is the good poo poo.
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Applewhite posted:This is the good poo poo.  No,this is the good poo poo
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Oct 11, 2020 19:24
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There's definitely some shared DNA.
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yeah my 'fun shoe' was for my ship JPG, still waiting..... mods?
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Who What Now posted:This looks like one of those cool late 70s early 80s space ships I miss the optimistic view of the space future that was current during my childhood  
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Applewhite posted:I wanna play this Lucasarts point and click adventure  Creating new save file... Please don't close Big Dipper Hamburgers... File complete! Now loading... Ahh, space. The final frontier, the unknowable vast horizon, the limitless potential...  Track: The Smell of Sizzling Burgers What a load of norphshit. You are Applewhite, the Canid bartender of Big Dipper Hamburgers' most upscale bar. You've been working at the Galaxy's Greatest Burger Joint for roughly five years, now. You don't remember anything of your past before you were "hired". All you know is that you came here with a group of friends one night, had your memory erased at some point, and when you came to, you found out that they stiffed you with an exorbitant bill of over 100,000 credits. Without any way to remember your account details (let alone if you even had enough to pay it off), the owner, Gazzix, press-ganged you into working off the debt. In that time, you've seen more than your fair share of crazy poo poo happen wherever the Dipper travels to. You're pretty sure no one else would believe half of it if you told them... And you're not sure if even you would believe the other half. Case in point (with apologies to Knot My President):  Tonight is the same as pretty much every other night: slow as hell. It's been hours since your last customer came drunkenly stumbling in, and you're still on shift for the next two and a half cycles. > 
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You worked hard all day, time for a nice relaxing pangalactic gargleblaster!
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the force it must be with you!!
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Oct 11, 2020 22:29
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We need a CYOA Applewhite's space bartending adventures.
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Oct 11, 2020 22:57
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armed and ready for a new age of space combat
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Regalingualius posted:
Dreadwroth2 posted:We need a CYOA Applewhite's space bartending adventures. For real
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Schir posted:armed and ready for a new age of space combat im actually wondering rn why warhams didnt come up w that
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Regalingualius posted:
>get drunk
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Dreadwroth2 posted:We need a CYOA Applewhite's space bartending adventures. If anyone with a better sense of art wants to take a stab at it, by all means! I’m busy playing with the
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Definitely willing to give it a shot again after I’ve had dinner, though
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 Jodorowsky burger run.
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Son of Rodney posted:You worked hard all day, time for a nice relaxing pangalactic gargleblaster! Applewhite posted:>get drunk As soon as the thought hits you, you start trembling and unconsciously shaking your head at the memory of the last time Gazzix caught you drinking on the job. After a few moments, though, you start rationalizing it away, remembering that he's on duty for the kids' deck for at least another couple of hours. After taking a few tentative scans of the (totally empty) bar to reassure yourself that you're safe, you soon work up the nerve to start preparing the bar's specialty: the Pangalactic Gargleblaster (trademark pending, outlawed in seven galaxies and dozens of worlds). Before long, you've done it! You've brewed the drink suspected to be the main weapon in the genocide of the Duuhs-Bahgz, the nectar that can irradiate five city blocks with just one sip, and a highly carcinogenic alternative ship fuel in a pinch!  Once you're done preparing the drink, you pour out a glass for yourself, then nervously raise it up to your lips...  Gazzik's Theme  Oh, gently caress  "What the gently caress is THIS, Apple?!" Oh no, looks like you've been caught by Gazzix "Six Dicks" Hizzix! He's a retired space pirate captain turned space restaurant manager. According to the rumors you've heard over the years, the nickname comes from him supposedly ripping off and surgically grafting the manhoods of every rival captain his crew ran into. And judging by his reaction, he might be about to be known as "the Seven-Dicked Slayer" if you don't act fast. > (really though, dunno if I can keep "drawing" at this rate. It takes effort to be this bad at Paint)
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