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FutonForensic
Nov 11, 2012

Memento posted:

If the woman in a game can be wank material, she's clearly not an SJW and is therefore right wing.

I have troubling news about all women characters in games

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Zereth
Jul 9, 2003



Schubalts posted:

Saints Row 2 also had the full recustomization clinics. :eng101:
Saints row 3 makes using one required for a story mission, though, so I can see how people might miss them in 2 but not 3.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Zereth posted:

Saints row 3 makes using one required for a story mission, though, so I can see how people might miss them in 2 but not 3.

Best bit is that mission has you imitating an antagonist (to you, anyway) with lines by their VA, but different lines depending on the voice you chose that are in line with that voice's personality. (like the Russian lady voice I think has a thing for Pierce)

Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012






Why does a Yahtzee die need boobs?

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Kaiju Cage Match posted:



Why does a Yahtzee die need boobs?

It's still an open area of research, many studies show some benefit to natural breastfeeding for infant dice.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Kaiju Cage Match posted:



Why does a Yahtzee die need boobs?

So it can be obviously Jessica Rabbit but a die, duh

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
I’ve heard of dice stacked in one’s favour, but this is ridiculous.

SiKboy
Oct 28, 2007

Oh no!😱

Kaiju Cage Match posted:



Why does a Yahtzee die need boobs?

Traditionally Yahtzee does come with a dice cup. This version its apparently a D.

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

:kiss:

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Ah yes, the notorious right wing philosophy of anti-corporate eco-warriors protecting what's effectively Mother Earth. Zero leftist politics in FF7.

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747
i kinda get the vibe that the image isn't really calling the games themselves left or right wing, so much as it's saying that the fanbases of those games skew heavily in one direction or another

like most of the games on the left-wing side with fandoms i'm aware of have that fandom skew heavily left, and vice-versa for the right-wing side (Deus Ex is not a right-wing game but 4chan chuds loving love it, for example)

poisonpill
Nov 8, 2009

The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.


WeedlordGoku69 posted:

(Deus Ex is not a right-wing game but 4chan chuds loving love it, for example)

For real? Put that up on the scoreboard with The Matrix and Born in the USA

Gaius Marius
Oct 9, 2012

It's not exactly a left wing game either

Cleretic
Feb 3, 2010


Ignore my posts!
I'm aggressively wrong about everything!

Gaius Marius posted:

It's not exactly a left wing game either

It's further left than right, I think. The Jensen games especially have a pretty core empathy for the common person, their needs, and how people in power screw them, and the Denton games have that to a lesser but still tangible degree too.

I feel like the only thing that throws it there is that one of its core concepts is 'there's always going to be someone strong who drags their way to the top, your job is to make sure they do good there'. Which does have a bit of a smell about it, but I feel like it's more just cynical realism than anything else.

Gaius Marius
Oct 9, 2012

The secessionist gun nuts are completely correct. And the illuminati are the best ending.

Piss Meridian
Mar 25, 2020

by Pragmatica

Kaiju Cage Match posted:



Why does a Yahtzee die need boobs?

So it can NOURISH IT'S CHILD YOU SEXIST PIG

Schubalts
Nov 26, 2007

People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

Ghost Leviathan posted:

(like the Russian lady voice I think has a thing for Pierce)

She was extremely horny for Pierce and it was great. Her shouting "I want to make love to Pierce in front of a live studio audience!" followed by Pierce's "Wait what?" during a big dramatic setpiece was one of the best lines.

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

Cleretic posted:

It's further left than right, I think. The Jensen games especially have a pretty core empathy for the common person, their needs, and how people in power screw them, and the Denton games have that to a lesser but still tangible degree too.

I feel like the only thing that throws it there is that one of its core concepts is 'there's always going to be someone strong who drags their way to the top, your job is to make sure they do good there'. Which does have a bit of a smell about it, but I feel like it's more just cynical realism than anything else.

also the part where 3/4 of mankind divided was breaking into peoples houses and stealing their poo poo

e:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XI07lAyc3Bs

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.
It's not stealing if you're the hero.

Cleretic
Feb 3, 2010


Ignore my posts!
I'm aggressively wrong about everything!
Yeah, that's just regular Video Game Protagonist Kleptomania, that's not applicable criteria.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
I paid a tax for that in Witcher 3. :mad:

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Gaius Marius posted:

And the illuminati are the best ending.

The Omar are the best ending. :colbert:

Snackula
Aug 1, 2013

hedgefund wizard

poisonpill posted:

For real? Put that up on the scoreboard with The Matrix and Born in the USA

That JC Denton with swimming goggles avatar has overtaken the cool baby flipping the bird as the profile pic of choice for people you should probably just put on ignore immediately.

Snackula has a new favorite as of 11:21 on Oct 12, 2020

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
You do realise at best you're looking at a deliberately incoherent troll image, at worst actual alt-right propaganda.

Snackula
Aug 1, 2013

hedgefund wizard
I agree the image is wet dogshit but it's still interesting how people will read whatever they want in their media, like how there's tons of conservative Star Trek fans who just see a strong military organization defending the interests of mankind throughout the galaxy and gloss over all the socialism.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Cleretic posted:



I like this graphic after a friend found it, because everyone calls out a different thing. Personally, mine was that Saints Row is actually very left-wing; the games are tolerant of all races, genders and sexual orientations (the Boss can be all of them, but also they're all accepted and respected outside of that), what little we see of the Boss' presidency suggests they're fairly left-wing, and all of Saints Row 2 is a treatise against corporate greed, monopolies and gentrification.

Also Final Fantasy VII is on both sides of the graphic.

I'm the left-wing Doom.

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

I'm the left-wing Doom.

Doom 1993 is left wing as gently caress, you kill every demon in hell because they killed your bunny rabbit.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Cleretic posted:

I couldn't tell, because it's super tiny! And also that makes no loving sense!
Vagina bones are right wing

Barudak
May 7, 2007

goatsestretchgoals posted:

Doom 1993 is left wing as gently caress, you kill every demon in hell because they killed your bunny rabbit.

The protagonist also got punted to deimos in the first place for refusing to fire on civilians. Since the Doom Comic appears to be cannon he is also a violent environmentalist.

Sighence
Aug 26, 2009

https://www.tmonews.com/2020/10/t-mobile-betty-crocker-5g-layer-cake-mix/

Betty Crocker and T-Mobile team up to create the laziest metaphor of 2020.

Andrast
Apr 21, 2010


You don't really need to analyze the dumb troll image

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

Solice Kirsk posted:

I paid a tax for that in Witcher 3. :mad:

You could have simply killed the tax collector.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
That would have been wrong. :colbert:

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



I'm tempted to make rightwingofleftwing.com where you type in something and it tells you if it's right wing of left wing.

It determines this by seeding a random number generator with what you type in and then picks one.

Fantastic Foreskin
Jan 6, 2013

A golden helix streaked skyward from the Helvault. A thunderous explosion shattered the silver monolith and Avacyn emerged, free from her prison at last.

Random Stranger posted:

I'm tempted to make rightwingofleftwing.com where you type in something and it tells you if it's right wing of left wing.

It determines this by seeding a random number generator with what you type in and then picks one.

I bet you'd wind up trending.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


If you make that site you need to add something to the code that makes it so that for any term that has been entered before that it becomes weighted toward the first result, but such that occasionally something like "vagina bones" will produce the inverse result to mess with people.

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


https://www.nintendolife.com/news/2020/10/popular_twitch_and_tiktok_star_pokeprincxss_has_been_sued_by_nintendo

I think trademarking someone elses IP definitely counts

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Trademarking a notoriously family-friendly image-conscious company's IP and then working in the "adult entertainment industry", what could possibly go wrong.

John Lee
Mar 2, 2013

A time traveling adventure everyone can enjoy

Memento posted:

Trademarking a notoriously family-friendly image-conscious company's IP and then working in the "adult entertainment industry", what could possibly go wrong.

"telling viewers that she'll now be known as digitalprincxss"

So, she's Digimon-themed now?

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IShallRiseAgain
Sep 12, 2008

Well ain't that precious?

Also trying to claim fair use by selling a T-shirt that solely consists of images of a company's IP with their twitch username thrown on top of it.

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