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goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Ingest all things.

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learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
Lol posh people

https://twitter.com/tash_wynarczyk/status/1315256963530403841

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



goatface posted:

I like cardboard.

Quorn?

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




talking about fish and chips i went for 100 mile bike ride yesterday, longest ive ever been on in 1 day!, and had a great large chips from somewhere on the outskirts of basingstoke.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
I used to live in Manchester and took a quick Google view look recently and what the gently caress have they done to Victoria Station?

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

No, it's got to be made from wood.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

hemale in pain posted:

great large chips

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
My local chippy doesn't do a small chips. A regular chips is easily enough for two people.

It's great.

stinky ox
Mar 29, 2007
I am a stinky ox.
ahh, Basingstoke!

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Harsh but true.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



At least saturating the market will drive those onlyfan premiums down

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always

is there any onlyfans that aren't porn?

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Wasn't it one of the ones founded when patreon banned all the pornographic stuff?

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

there's some cat accounts on there, but i assume those are also porn, just not what normal people would recognise as porn

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:

kecske posted:

is there any onlyfans that aren't porn?

https://twitter.com/0ldoini/status/1313250732922015744?s=20

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012


I only just realised there is a media uproar about this. Sure there's a plague and the government is owned by Russian money launderers but I for one am furious about a mildly tasteless job advert

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



I'm guessing the media uproar was about it being Fatima and not Doris or Maureen or something

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


I'm pretty sure the media uproar is them disparaging the arts and the entire concept of doing things for the joy of it in favour of being a good little worker drone.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
No, it's about the camgirls they follow on onlyfans.

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
It’s about Cummings saying “the loving ballerinas can get to the back of the queue” and then whatever tory spazzmuffin it was who backed him up by saying that people in the arts should “retrain”

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
The royal opera and royal ballet are dependent on government grants because not even the rich people who watch it will fund it. It is therefore a broken thing and they should put their efforts into making apps that encourage children to hit the microtransaction button or doing songs and dances on tik tok while they shill for luxury goods companies. The market demands it.

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.

Ratjaculation posted:

I drink tea only in situations when one has been put in front of me presumptuously

I like good drinks, like water.

Get to gently caress

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

yeah bergamot teas aren't good imo. please take some brown dustwater and wave a lemon near it to liven it up. mm, that's the stuff.

Why do goons love trying to besirch common food or drink items by coming up with verbose and utterly bollocks similes

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




stinky ox posted:

ahh, Basingstoke!

Basingstoke is OK. The cycling infrastructure is really nice and the town doesn't seem too dingy or run down. Someone I know who lives there said the alleys can be dangerous late at night but that's true anywhere.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Doctor_Fruitbat posted:

I'm pretty sure the media uproar is them disparaging the arts and the entire concept of doing things for the joy of it in favour of being a good little worker drone.

Pretty sure the British media is all for that

Funding arts? Bah!

Natalie Fartman
Apr 5, 2013

I selflessly rescued an abandoned cat during the COVID-19 Pandemic :3:

Lol I love shoving a swab into my tonsils and up my nose on a Monday afternoon


Oh yeah. I'm symptomatic. I developed a cough Saturday morning and put it in the NHS app and it told me to self isolate and book a test, while I was at work. As you can imagine we had to close.

I was utterly convinced it was nothing until I woke up this morning and my coffee tasted homeopathic and a spoonful of Turkish pepper paste is just tingly spicy with no flavour. My sense of smell is still here but goddamn.


Stay safe goons.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Try not to infect any cats.

oh no computer
May 27, 2003

when do you learn the result?

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Butterfly Valley posted:

Why do goons love trying to besirch common food or drink items by coming up with verbose and utterly bollocks similes

aren't you the dude who jerked off over the amount of cheese they owned

people are allowed not to like things. perhaps if you don't tie your identity so strongly to what you cram in your cavernous gob it won't annoy you so much

kru
Oct 5, 2003

What the gently caress are chip shops scraps

kru
Oct 5, 2003

Like, mushy pea scrapings off the floor or what

oh no computer
May 27, 2003

kru posted:

What the gently caress are chip shops scraps
the crispy detritus at the bottom of the chip drawer

edit: it actually appears to be the crispy detritus that falls off the battered fish/sausages

oh no computer fucked around with this message at 16:24 on Oct 12, 2020

Barry Foster
Dec 24, 2007

What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)

Strategic Tea posted:

I only just realised there is a media uproar about this. Sure there's a plague and the government is owned by Russian money launderers but I for one am furious about a mildly tasteless job advert

It is possible to care about more than one thing at the same time

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

I broadly agree but there's a level of triviality where it feels like stoking the outrage machine so that we bicker about something unimportant.

Such gems as:
Not singing Rule Brittania
JK Rowling said a mean thing!!! Again!!!
Whatever that bullshit was with the rice packets

Thank you journalists, defenders of democracy

This is what I get for reading the BBC headlines

kru
Oct 5, 2003

oh no computer posted:

the crispy detritus at the bottom of the chip drawer

edit: it actually appears to be the crispy detritus that falls off the battered fish/sausages

Haha, amazing

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

aren't you the dude who jerked off over the amount of cheese they owned

people are allowed not to like things. perhaps if you don't tie your identity so strongly to what you cram in your cavernous gob it won't annoy you so much

It's ok to not like things but it's an additional step to say 'prosaic thing X actually tastes like smeg boiled in cat piss'

(I realise it's just hyperbole for the sake of words please don't take offence)

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
The collected gloopy droplets the chippy ejaculates from the batter mix tray into the gaping maw of the hot, thrumming fryer.

Looke
Aug 2, 2013

this used to be cool crew chat central

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Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Remember my CV complaints a few weeks ago? Well I got an interview invite (woo), as in a physical same room interview (err) during a pandemic.

Natalie Fartman posted:

Lol I love shoving a swab into my tonsils and up my nose on a Monday afternoon


Oh yeah. I'm symptomatic. I developed a cough Saturday morning and put it in the NHS app and it told me to self isolate and book a test, while I was at work. As you can imagine we had to close.

I was utterly convinced it was nothing until I woke up this morning and my coffee tasted homeopathic and a spoonful of Turkish pepper paste is just tingly spicy with no flavour. My sense of smell is still here but goddamn.


Stay safe goons.

Kia kaha cat friend

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