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Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

aww thanks :3:

The Zillow search term of the day is "synergy"

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/3-Sterlington-Rd-Sloatsburg-NY-10974/53430924_zpid/




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/108-Randolph-St-Napa-CA-94559/129652122_zpid/

nice galley kitchen



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/25-Preston-Rd-Woodside-CA-94062/15600402_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/175-Elk-Bugle-Wolcott-CO-81655/58759448_zpid/ how many different finishes can you put in one house? the answer is all of them.





https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/928-Laurel-Glen-Dr-Palo-Alto-CA-94304/19529354_zpid/ 14,000sf of 90s California contemporary



this bedroom is probably bigger than my apartment

of course the bathrooms are carpeted


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1296-Verde-Valley-School-Rd-Sedona-AZ-86351/64960106_zpid/ I think I posted the kitchen a while back but the whole thing is awesome


~this is where the magic happens~

unique sink, but seems like it'd be awkward to use

the tilework in this house is beautiful

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actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003


needs more cupboards and drawers

there wolf
Jan 11, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

Downtown Savannah right off of Forsyth park, I'm surprised this thing is only 2 mil.

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Youth Decay, if you’re taking suggestions at all, I’d love to see more apartments, particularly smaller units. Love the big grand houses but for many of us I imagine an apartment is all we’re ever gonna be living in. Just a suggestion though — thanks for all the great posts!

peanut
Sep 9, 2007


My parents are thinking of moving back to the DC area for pre-retirement... what are the cities with modern shops and restaurants and good, affordable housing (with no/minimal stairs) within 2 hours of downtown? Lol

Edit: and safety double lol

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


peanut posted:

My parents are thinking of moving back to the DC area for pre-retirement... what are the cities with modern shops and restaurants and good, affordable housing (with no/minimal stairs) within 2 hours of downtown? Lol

Edit: and safety double lol
You might want to ask this in this DC thread: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3032543

The Dave
Sep 9, 2003

If they’re working in DC and thinking of commuting make sure they realize that’s one of the most miserable commutes in the country.

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

peanut posted:

My parents are thinking of moving back to the DC area for pre-retirement... what are the cities with modern shops and restaurants and good, affordable housing (with no/minimal stairs) within 2 hours of downtown? Lol

Edit: and safety double lol

Baltimore. Or if you're seriously talking 2 hours (which is insane unless they're only going in once a week or something), Richmond. NoVa is a soul-sucking wasteland.

Freaquency
May 10, 2007

"Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

Baltimore is expensive now too unfortunately, and unless you’re looking in the Balto suburbs you’re going to have a tough time filling the “stairs?!?” requirement. I would say MD over VA for sure, and would recommend checking Ellicott City or even Frederick, if they’re not planning on heading into DC more than a few times a month. You can also look at Columbia MD - I would personally be loathe to live there as a 30-something, but if you’re around retirement age I can see the appeal. I will say that the traffic has only gotten worse and that trip into DC is probably going to be rough no matter what. I did Balto-Rockville and Balto-Silver Spring every day for 7 years and almost lost my mind.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Youth Decay posted:

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/175-Elk-Bugle-Wolcott-CO-81655/58759448_zpid/ how many different finishes can you put in one house? the answer is all of them.


Great room for playing D&D.

Jasper Tin Neck
Nov 14, 2008


"Scientifically proven, rich and creamy."


It says six bedrooms, but I only count three + the bunk bed room. Does this house have two guest rooms but one shared den for six kids or what is going on? :confused:

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
what the hell is going on in that room

The middle set of beds look 3 feet long

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

Jasper Tin Neck posted:


It says six bedrooms, but I only count three + the bunk bed room. Does this house have two guest rooms but one shared den for six kids or what is going on? :confused:

With ginormous houses they often don't show all the bedrooms in the listing.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




The Bloop posted:

what the hell is going on in that room

The middle set of beds look 3 feet long

Oompa Loompa barracks.

Motronic
Nov 6, 2009

The Bloop posted:

what the hell is going on in that room

The middle set of beds look 3 feet long

Same thing that's always going on in these listing photos: a really wide angle lens. Everything as the sides is stretched, things in the center are compressed.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Motronic posted:

Same thing that's always going on in these listing photos: a really wide angle lens. Everything as the sides is stretched, things in the center are compressed.

no way.

If the "side" of that bed is compressed to 3' then so is the end. It's a square. If it's a normal length then it must be a king size bunk bed with a six foot wide ladder

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Motronic posted:

Same thing that's always going on in these listing photos: a really wide angle lens. Everything as the sides is stretched, things in the center are compressed.

That's what I thought at first too, but then you'd expect the bed on the left and right to look like stretched out XL twins. But they look pretty short too.

I'm telling ya, it's the Oompa Loompa servant's quarters.



Or maybe they were foster parents who only took in preschoolers or something. But enslaved Oompa Loompas is less depressing.

Motronic
Nov 6, 2009

The Bloop posted:

no way.

If the "side" of that bed is compressed to 3' then so is the end. It's a square. If it's a normal length then it must be a king size bunk bed with a six foot wide ladder

I'm saying that's what happens on a full frame. I'd much sooner believe that this was cropped out of a full frame wide angle shot than admit to myself that an oompa loompa bunk bed exists.

peanut
Sep 9, 2007


The Dave posted:

If they’re working in DC and thinking of commuting make sure they realize that’s one of the most miserable commutes in the country.

Currently on the border of Palo Alto CA, so moving from one hell to another…

Wallet
Jun 19, 2006

Motronic posted:

I'm saying that's what happens on a full frame. I'd much sooner believe that this was cropped out of a full frame wide angle shot than admit to myself that an oompa loompa bunk bed exists.

It was definitely a wide-angle lense. It seems like it was probably cropped out of a wider shot that was centered somewhere on the left side of the posted photo. Every single vertical line is curved and the planks on the wall are twice as wide on the right side.

there wolf
Jan 11, 2015

by Fluffdaddy
Alright time for some proper spooky content, and since I'm trying to find more maximalist content to balance out the minimalists...

Meet the Halloween Homemaker








900sqft and it looks like this year round.

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



Motronic posted:

I'm saying that's what happens on a full frame. I'd much sooner believe that this was cropped out of a full frame wide angle shot than admit to myself that an oompa loompa bunk bed exists.

Let's be honest here. You secretly hope in your heart of hearts that it is indeed, Oompa Loompa bouncy bunks. Where Oompa Loompas do the Shtoompa.

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

The Zillow search term of the day is "mews"

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/129-Degraw-St-APT-B-Brooklyn-NY-11231/2077660579_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/39-E-12th-St-APT-311-New-York-NY-10003/92963008_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/114-S-Van-Pelt-St-Philadelphia-PA-19103/10211235_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/6-Wythe-Ln-Brooklyn-NY-11249/244995367_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/16-Verandah-Pl-Brooklyn-NY-11201/2079095836_zpid/ I like the hint of 70s earthiness going on here




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/421-Hudson-St-APT-623-New-York-NY-10014/63865066_zpid/ made the cover of House Beautiful magazine



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/4262-Perlita-Ave-Los-Angeles-CA-90039/95709391_zpid/ built in 2010 and the concrete is already cracking?
how many times are we gonna see this loving chair though


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/8-Warren-Pl-Brooklyn-NY-11201/30568546_zpid/ exposed brick doesn't have to feel industrial




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/210-E-Franklin-St-Richmond-VA-23219/12544189_zpid/ Victorian carriage house right in the center of Richmond. Would live here in an instant if I could afford it.


the next level of words on walls

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

Mews is part of my condo/townhome name and no one ever knows what it is or how to spell it. But they aren't really mew homes anyway.

BigFactory
Sep 17, 2002

I wish this photo was higher res cause there’s some major figurine action on those bookshelves.

Tezer
Jul 9, 2001

Motronic posted:

You live in an area where nearly everyone who works with sheetrock is so loving bad at it that they wouldn't be able to get a job on the east coast. This whole "do a lovely job and cover it up with popcorn/knockdown" is very regional.

This was new to me when I moved to the midwest, I get sighs and crossed arms every time I start talking about a smooth finish with a drywall subcontractor. Back on the east coast I thought texture had died out in the 80's, but instead it just all migrated inland.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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BigFactory posted:

I wish this photo was higher res cause there’s some major figurine action on those bookshelves.

There's also an upside-down photo on the desk that my brain keeps telling me is Eric Holder and I'm sure it can't be that

Mr. Wiggles
Dec 1, 2003

We are all drinking from the highball glass of ideology.
Thinking furniture, does anyone have experience with Homary? They have some stuff that we like the look of, but it's "order from China and wait" and I'm never quite sure about that.

Here's a vanity we're looking at, for instance.

Kaiser Schnitzel
Mar 29, 2006

Schnitzel mit uns


Mr. Wiggles posted:

Thinking furniture, does anyone have experience with Homary? They have some stuff that we like the look of, but it's "order from China and wait" and I'm never quite sure about that.

Here's a vanity we're looking at, for instance.
No experience with them but the pictures all appear to be CGI renders not actual real product which always worries me.

Besides that, the BBB reviews are, uh, not great.

https://www.bbb.org/us/ca/ontario/profile/decor/homary-1066-850050396/customer-reviews

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

Mr. Wiggles posted:

Thinking furniture, does anyone have experience with Homary? They have some stuff that we like the look of, but it's "order from China and wait" and I'm never quite sure about that.

Here's a vanity we're looking at, for instance.

yeah that looks pretty suspect, also there's no veneer afaik

I do think a lot of these places with "low" prices tend to also cut a lot of corners in terms of customer service, which those negative reviews seem to reflect

also lol

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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

actionjackson posted:

yeah that looks pretty suspect, also there's no veneer afaik

I do think a lot of these places with "low" prices tend to also cut a lot of corners in terms of customer service, which those negative reviews seem to reflect

also lol



Mr. Wiggles
Dec 1, 2003

We are all drinking from the highball glass of ideology.
Um the cheeseburger tower was awesome when I was a kid.

Anyway, if the weird chinese place sucks, anyone have a good option for vanities and other furniture in a similar early 20th century style?

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

Mr. Wiggles posted:

Um the cheeseburger tower was awesome when I was a kid.

Anyway, if the weird chinese place sucks, anyone have a good option for vanities and other furniture in a similar early 20th century style?

i'm not going to look at their website because i'll die, but doesn't restoration hardware sell a lot of that ornate pre-modern style (pre-modern being pre-1929 basically)

Kaiser Schnitzel
Mar 29, 2006

Schnitzel mit uns


Mr. Wiggles posted:

Um the cheeseburger tower was awesome when I was a kid.

Anyway, if the weird chinese place sucks, anyone have a good option for vanities and other furniture in a similar early 20th century style?

https://atelierviollet.com/category/portfolio/furniture-types

I doubt anyone can afford it, but maybe it gives you some ideas? They definitely have an Art Deco vibe to a lot of their stuff. Unfortunately that’s not really the trend right now so I’m not sure who makes that kind of stuff these days. You might have better luck with antiques (I guess some of that stuff is crossing the 100yr Mark now?)/vintage stuff. I love that stuff too-hopefully someone is making it.

Mr. Wiggles
Dec 1, 2003

We are all drinking from the highball glass of ideology.
Yeah, maybe we'll keep going through the vintage shops. But dang this isn't like getting a couch, where lots of people are making appropriate pieces. Maybe vanities are too niche anyway.

amethystbliss
Jan 17, 2006

Mr. Wiggles posted:

Yeah, maybe we'll keep going through the vintage shops. But dang this isn't like getting a couch, where lots of people are making appropriate pieces. Maybe vanities are too niche anyway.
Chairish, FB marketplace, Craigslist are other good options. Etsy has some well made new and vintage items too, but shipping cost can vary. Some stores like Anthropologie and Arhaus sell gorgeous ornate mirrors that can be paired with a vintage style desk for a similar look.

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

The Zillow search term of the day is "artist loft"

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/500-Robert-St-N-UNIT-711-Saint-Paul-MN-55101/64795690_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/66-Tamarack-Point-Jasper-GA-30143/227625112_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/66-Crosby-St-APT-2E-New-York-NY-10012/79493955_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/51-Poxabogue-Ln-Sagaponack-NY-11962/248847950_zpid/


absolutely cursed vanity


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/14-E-4th-St-ROOM-1119-New-York-NY-10012/2080683140_zpid/ this is real cute but there is no way any actual artist is going to be living in this "true artist's loft", not for $2 million

I wonder if there are vinyl decals/washi tape/etc that you could use to get this look without actually putting in new tile



The next listings are all from a single building: the City Museum Lofts in St Louis, MO. On the 5th floor of Bob Cassilly's City Museum. I hope museum admission is free for residents. Also I would negotiate for unlimited use of the rooftop ferris wheel after visitor hours.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/701-N-15th-Units-503E-St-Louis-MO-63103/2081691746_zpid/ #503E



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/701-N-15th-St-504W-Saint-Louis-MO-63103/2081691747_zpid/ #504W


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/701-N-15th-St-505E-Saint-Louis-MO-63103/2079206402_zpid/ #505E


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/701-N-15th-St-506E-Saint-Louis-MO-63103/2081691748_zpid/ #506E



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/701-N-15th-St-507E-Saint-Louis-MO-63103/2081691764_zpid/ #507E




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/701-N-15th-St-510W-Saint-Louis-MO-63103/2079369301_zpid/ #510W, my favorite and also the least expensive ($189k for 1379sf)


99 bottles of beer on the wall?

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

what in the world is that room layout in the first pic

so you wake up and go to the dresser, oh wait there's a trampoline here first

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Why is there a skinned dog on the floor?

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actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

fifth pic, do you think >50 kitchen drawers and cupboards is enough space?

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