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Dysgenesis posted:I went round an industrial estate with my old man a few time, had 4 lessons then passed first time. I probably had sixty or so. I failed the test at the end of the course (the examiner couldn't really articulate why he's given me a series of minors for observation, and I later heard they were penalised if their pass rates were outside of the norms, so I like to assume I was a restandardisation fail) and then it was a couple of weeks before I could book another (which I failed for the mythical being asked to do a manoeuvre and doing it rather than challenging him on it as it was the school run on the estate so too busy to really be attempting a turn in the road). Then I went back to uni for a term and had to take some more lessons to remember how to drive so I could pass. Which I did.
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 me, officer? there must be some mistake, surely; i'm a good boy, ha ha.  sorr you need to accompany us down the station now, please.
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Oct 13, 2020 20:00
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Nanomachines, son!
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:
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Oct 13, 2020 20:17
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Someone's peanutted that first guy proper hard.
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Oct 13, 2020 20:32
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The year is 2100. There is no ice left on either polar cap, half the known world is geographically very different due to flooding, the UK has still not negotiated a brexit deal and the Queen is still alive and kicking.
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Oct 13, 2020 21:10
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Sounds good.
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Oct 13, 2020 21:15
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My brother got stressed and angry and attacked my table I'd just made with a hacksaw. Bit awkward. He knows I've seen it all but neither of us have mentioned it.
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Oct 13, 2020 21:19
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Did he not like it?
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Oct 13, 2020 21:31
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The table is neither here nor there. A temporary thing knocked together from scraps for some subcontractors to have their breaks around. It is however a telling insight into his current mental state which I need to be more aware of and do more to help with. Or i could say oi dickhead what have you done to my table?
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Oct 13, 2020 21:38
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Like I dunno if it's a psychological thing? Like he attacked a thing I made he's angry with me but can't say it or something
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Oct 13, 2020 21:43
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Maybe he just wanted to saw something.
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I'm not sure what happened but I've sort of forensically recreated it and he seems to have repeatedly hit the edge of the table until the saw blade bent and broke the plastic adjustment bit of the saw. It wasn't a desire to saw.
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Oct 13, 2020 22:28
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Take a couple of sledgehammers out there and destroy that table together - a lovely bonding experience.
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NotJustANumber99 posted:I'm not sure what happened but I've sort of forensically recreated it and he seems to have repeatedly hit the edge of the table until the saw blade bent and broke the plastic adjustment bit of the saw. Was it a desire to break a lovely saw?
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Oct 14, 2020 03:21
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awhonchu take me to funky tooooown
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Oct 14, 2020 08:50
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Apparently remotely playing orgasms from an album on Spotify to Ladyrat who was listening to it driving is not very funny
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Oct 14, 2020 08:58
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it sounds pretty funny and something worth trying.
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Oct 14, 2020 09:01
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i just listen to the wireless in my car 
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Oct 14, 2020 09:02
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looking through the prime day stuff and it all sucks. who wants to buy any of this crap? e: lol 
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Oct 14, 2020 09:24
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don't give bezos money
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Oct 14, 2020 09:26
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anything you buy is giving money to some evil guy
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Oct 14, 2020 09:33
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hemale in pain posted:looking through the prime day stuff and it all sucks. who wants to buy any of this crap? I've used one of these and its insanely useful if you are up a ladder and don't want to deal with a pocket full of sharp screws.
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Oct 14, 2020 09:33
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i think its a bit late to try and stop bezos from getting rich
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Oct 14, 2020 09:34
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TTerrible posted:I've used one of these and its insanely useful if you are up a ladder and don't want to deal with a pocket full of sharp screws. are you a powerful man though
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hemale in pain posted:are you a powerful man though Not even remotely, its why I had to resort to magnets and wrist adornments to get the job done.
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Oct 14, 2020 09:40
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Don't doxx me please!
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Oct 14, 2020 10:11
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I'll be quite old in 2100, and will probably have started voting tory
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Oct 14, 2020 10:54
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hemale in pain posted:looking through the prime day stuff and it all sucks. who wants to buy any of this crap? I was gifted one of these and can attest to it being useful. It also made my cock bigger. Just don't keep it anywhere near somewhere you're using a die grinder because you end up with a magnetic wrist strap covered in tiny metal filings
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Oct 14, 2020 11:05
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wait that isn't a bdsm tool?
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:wait that isn't a bdsm tool? Not with that attitude.
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Olympic Mathlete posted:I was gifted one of these and can attest to it being useful. It also made my cock bigger. Just don't keep it anywhere near somewhere you're using a die grinder because you end up with a magnetic wrist strap covered in tiny metal filings I admit defeat and now will buy one in penance. I won't actually do that but I'm gonna get a tool holder for a bicycle stand
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Oct 14, 2020 11:16
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Home office gave me settled status/indefinite leave to remain. Bit of an anti climax just getting an email saying grats, you can live here forever now after 6 years of ball ache dealing with them
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Oct 14, 2020 11:21
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Grats on your leave/remain
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hemale in pain posted:I admit defeat and now will buy one in penance. I find those big metal magnetic bowls a lot more useful but if you have tiddly bits you can stick them on this wrist thing quite handily. Magnet bowl is superior though, you can't accidentally brush bits off your wrist with it and the magnets are stronger.
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Oct 14, 2020 11:23
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el dingo posted:Home office gave me settled status/indefinite leave to remain. Bit of an anti climax just getting an email saying grats, you can live here forever now after 6 years of ball ache dealing with them I hope whereever you came from is more poo poo than the UK to make this worthwhile
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Oct 14, 2020 11:32
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Butterfly Valley posted:I hope whereever you came from is more poo poo than the UK to make this worthwhile It isn't but my partner is Irish and doesnt want to live on the other side of the world from her parents so watchagonnado
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Oct 14, 2020 11:42
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find a better partner, presumably https://twitter.com/walkers_crisps/status/1316013709316161546
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Oct 14, 2020 11:47
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el dingo posted:It isn't but my partner is Irish and doesnt want to live on the other side of the world from her parents so watchagonnado ...live in Ireland? Which is right next door and not going to implode on January 1st?
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el dingo posted:Home office gave me settled status/indefinite leave to remain. Bit of an anti climax just getting an email saying grats, you can live here forever now after 6 years of ball ache dealing with them Welcome. My wife's applying for that in a few months  (And she's American and also black, so against all odds this hell island is actually a better place for her to be)
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