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Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Conebro stepladder accident

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RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

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wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Ziggy Smalls posted:

"I LOVE cream of wheat!"

If one can get over the use of 'rastus' the cream of wheat guy, that poo poo is fuckin delicious.

Obsidianheart
Apr 26, 2017

Throwing off the shadow of a better man.

Sissy-hypnotism ruined JOI.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

JOI is pretty funny to me.

It makes me think of 2002 and your health teacher rolls the tv into class and you suddenly you hear the pornhub theme. Easily the greatest 20 minutes of your freshman year pass by. Your teacher is writing on the board "extra credit". Your teacher is the redhead from the office. You wake up with your dick sneezing.

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

There's a pornhub theme??

LennyBriscoCountyJr
Oct 20, 2005

Yes there is. And, disappointingly, it doesn't go: "Doink-Doink!"

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



I have to admit PornHub takes its branding very seriously

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Admit it, you'd recognise that shade of orange anywhere.

Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007

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Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm


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Jan 27, 2020

by Cyrano4747

Slumpy posted:

Female Orgasm

This isn't the urban legends thread

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

coronavirus posted:

This isn't the urban legends thread

That would be the clitoris. We see women orgasming in porn all the time. Haven't you heard of ahegao?

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Mar 25, 2016
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Mar 28, 2015

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Dec 30, 2016

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Dec 16, 2006

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Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

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Mar 25, 2016
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Grevling
Dec 18, 2016


Please don't shame me for my favorite porn genre!

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
Many apologies if this has been discussed already, but does anyone know what the deal is with step-relative porn?

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Caught my STEP CLASSMATE (18+) naked

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

YeahTubaMike posted:

Many apologies if this has been discussed already, but does anyone know what the deal is with step-relative porn?

It's a very popular search term so I suppose its used now to ensure you get appear in the top results. The stats here are outdated a bit but is also SFW https://www.pornhub.com/insights/united-states-top-searches

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


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Mar 25, 2016
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Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

YeahTubaMike posted:

Many apologies if this has been discussed already, but does anyone know what the deal is with step-relative porn?

It's a cheap and easyway to get the performaners to do something niche. Niche is where it's at if you want to make any money due to free porn being everywhere.

There's also a rumour that one of the bosses of the biggest porn companies had a thing for it.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

Bonzo posted:

It's a very popular search term so I suppose its used now to ensure you get appear in the top results. The stats here are outdated a bit but is also SFW https://www.pornhub.com/insights/united-states-top-searches

I live in a "lesbian" state (edit: and an "ebony" state too, apparently), so I guess that's why the appeal doesn't make sense to me. Naturally, I'm not into lesbians either, but I at least get it. But I DON'T get why heterosexual women seem to like it so much.

edit:

Benny Harvey posted:

It's a cheap and easyway to get the performaners to do something niche. Niche is where it's at if you want to make any money due to free porn being everywhere.

There's also a rumour that one of the bosses of the biggest porn companies had a thing for it.

It doesn't even seem niche anymore, it seems like this very standard thing now.

YeahTubaMike fucked around with this message at 23:32 on Oct 15, 2020

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


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Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

YeahTubaMike posted:

I live in a "lesbian" state (edit: and an "ebony" state too, apparently), so I guess that's why the appeal doesn't make sense to me. Naturally, I'm not into lesbians either, but I at least get it. But I DON'T get why heterosexual women seem to like it so much.

My guess is that they probably aren't as heterosexual as they're claiming.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

Who What Now posted:

My guess is that they probably aren't as heterosexual as they're claiming.

My only theory was that people in general, regardless of gender, are encouraged & socialized to objectify women. That still wouldn't explain them getting a SEXUAL thrill from women though. You're probably right.

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016
plus at this point the step kid thing is a meme in the porn world so they seem to be turning it out with their tongues in their cheek and their..well, other things elsewhere

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Yeah they're practically smirking at the camera when they emphasize the STEP part

It's really a bizarre phenomenon, looking forward to reading an analysis on it a few decades from now

Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


buns

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

YeahTubaMike posted:

My only theory was that people in general, regardless of gender, are encouraged & socialized to objectify women. That still wouldn't explain them getting a SEXUAL thrill from women though. You're probably right.

I mean its definitely both. Women are way more sexualized and society trains us to view women as sexual objects and also very few people are a Kinsey 0.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Lesbian porn is safe because they don't have to deal with men or penises, which some women find intimidating or frightening

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Dec 30, 2016

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thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
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RavenousScoot
Mar 22, 2013

but I poop from there

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

RFC2324 posted:

That would be the clitoris. We see women orgasming in porn all the time. Haven't you heard of ahegao?

No, no, no, ahegao is a Japanese word meaning the feeling you get before you sneeze.

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vyst
Aug 25, 2009



RavenousScoot posted:

but I poop from there

not right now you dont furry cosplay

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