Knot My President! posted:

Knot My President! posted:

Rivethead posted:

Jodorowsky burger run.

Regalingualius posted:

As soon as the thought hits you, you start trembling and unconsciously shaking your head at the memory of the last time Gazzix caught you drinking on the job. After a few moments, though, you start rationalizing it away, remembering that he's on duty for the kids' deck for at least another couple of hours.

After taking a few tentative scans of the (totally empty) bar to reassure yourself that you're safe, you soon work up the nerve to start preparing the bar's specialty: the Pangalactic Gargleblaster (trademark pending, outlawed in seven galaxies and dozens of worlds). Before long, you've done it! You've brewed the drink suspected to be the main weapon in the genocide of the Duuhs-Bahgz, the nectar that can irradiate five city blocks with just one sip, and a highly carcinogenic alternative ship fuel in a pinch!



Once you're done preparing the drink, you pour out a glass for yourself, then nervously raise it up to your lips...



Gazzik's Theme



Oh, gently caress



"What the gently caress is THIS, Apple?!"

Oh no, looks like you've been caught by Gazzix "Six Dicks" Hizzix! He's a retired space pirate captain turned space restaurant manager. According to the rumors you've heard over the years, the nickname comes from him supposedly ripping off and surgically grafting the manhoods of every rival captain his crew ran into. And judging by his reaction, he might be about to be known as "the Seven-Dicked Slayer" if you don't act fast.

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(really though, dunno if I can keep "drawing" at this rate. It takes effort to be this bad at Paint)

Regalingualius posted:

As soon as the thought hits you, you start trembling and unconsciously shaking your head at the memory of the last time Gazzix caught you drinking on the job. After a few moments, though, you start rationalizing it away, remembering that he's on duty for the kids' deck for at least another couple of hours.

After taking a few tentative scans of the (totally empty) bar to reassure yourself that you're safe, you soon work up the nerve to start preparing the bar's specialty: the Pangalactic Gargleblaster (trademark pending, outlawed in seven galaxies and dozens of worlds). Before long, you've done it! You've brewed the drink suspected to be the main weapon in the genocide of the Duuhs-Bahgz, the nectar that can irradiate five city blocks with just one sip, and a highly carcinogenic alternative ship fuel in a pinch!



Once you're done preparing the drink, you pour out a glass for yourself, then nervously raise it up to your lips...



Gazzik's Theme



Oh, gently caress



"What the gently caress is THIS, Apple?!"

Oh no, looks like you've been caught by Gazzix "Six Dicks" Hizzix! He's a retired space pirate captain turned space restaurant manager. According to the rumors you've heard over the years, the nickname comes from him supposedly ripping off and surgically grafting the manhoods of every rival captain his crew ran into. And judging by his reaction, he might be about to be known as "the Seven-Dicked Slayer" if you don't act fast.

>

(really though, dunno if I can keep "drawing" at this rate. It takes effort to be this bad at Paint)

Ralph Hurley posted:

Lorthdon posted:

Look him dead in the eye and unflinchingly chug that drink. Then use your newly found drunken strength to immediately fall over and smash through the counter.

Geemer posted:

I want my spaceship to have six cockpits. One for each direction.

Applewhite posted:

I spent the long weekend with my family and didn't get any drawing done at all.

Back to our regularly scheduled spaceships.




7 Ball

Class: Custom Space Yacht

The 7 Ball features six cockpits, one for each of the cardinal directions in space. Also features six swivel-mounted engines for total omnidirectional maneuverability. Unfortunately, having so many cockpits and engines meant there was no interior volume left for a dedicated bathroom, so each of the pilot seats doubles as a toilet.

Junk posted:

loving lol that lowtax couldn't even follow through with the easiest possible joke at star citizen's expense

oh well, here's the USS gently caress You

Poil posted:

Applewhite posted:

How did you get hold of a drawing of my childhood Federation starship OC????

yo mamma a Horus posted:

Linux Pirate posted:

USS Babyback

Class: Assault Frigate

A unique design, the Babyback is used in surpise attacks on unsuspecting convoys. It's main weapon is the six tractor beam equipped "Baby-Ray 314 stop-and-explode" warheads. It's 10 mid-grade destroyer turrets on each side provide protection from snub fighters and other light frigate ships. A good option for jump and attack exposed enemy convoys.

yo mamma a Horus posted:

Regalingualius posted:

Can we get a ship that’s jerkin’ it like ?

Linux Pirate posted:

Not exactly like the emote but



HMS Skeeter

Class: Scout Ship


The Skeeter is a light scout ship, designed to patrol unknown sectors. Though light in it's armoring, the ship is anything but defenseless. The main weapon located at the tip of the craft, small though it may be, can emit a beam of energy capable of greatly reducing, if not disabling larger craft. It's weapon systems are easy to operate, though difficult to master; commonly leaving novice crews missing their target and waiting for the weapon to recharge.

Xlorp posted:

Full Thrust was a decent spaceship game. There were the mysterious Phalons, armed with Pulser batteries and Vapour Shrouds.
After writing that last sentence out, I wonder wtf was in the water at Ground Zero Games?

PoptartsNinja posted:

SCI Enterprise

Class: Explorer

Filled to the brim with capable leaders and their loving families, the SCI Enterprise's ongoing mission is to seek out new worlds, new civilizations, and boldly add more segments whenever they run out of room.

Applewhite posted:

I'm really digging the starfield. The ship is cool but your drawing of space is rad as hell.

And Tyler Too! posted:

Pictured: a starship mid-jump as it enters a precursor warpgate.

PoptartsNinja posted:

It's a holdover from a different, much older project where I put in a lot more effort (my art is trash). I learned to like doing space like batique art, where you drip wax on fabric and then dye it around the wax.

The idea is, the brighter blues tie everything together, the yellow 'stripe' is the galactic disc, and the purple areas are the lights of distant galaxies and etc. Still visible, but not as bright as the galactic plane. You can sprinkle in some other colors too, but I wound up liking the yellow/purple/blue combo the best.

Junk posted:

nice drawing but real reason im replying is to verify if your name is a reference to Fate of Atlantis

frumpykvetchbot posted:

USS Cerwin Vega standing by for tactical bass support.

coldpudding posted:

The Blessed brotherhood ship porkball

An unarmed diplomatic ship on a mission to spread the blessed word throughout the universe

verbal enema posted:

im on this ship

Elukka posted:

I like big pushers and I cannot lie.

Sometimes I try to channel some Foss.