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Suck my loving dick 2020. Eat the poo poo out of my rear end in a top hat you stupid fuckface year, guess waht when people say "2020" in the future they are going to think of a gigantic pile of poo poo, your eternal legacy will make people wretch and you will be forever hated. You loving shiteating rear end in a top hat of a year.

also when people say 2020 most people think of eyesight and will so again in the future, even your name will be subsumed and forgotten in favor of a term frequently uttered by optometrists

i hope when 2021 comes in as a baby he trips you on your feeble walk out the door and you land face first on your scythepoint you motherfucker

i just wanted to let you know all of this 2020. gently caress you.

# ? Oct 17, 2020 02:07

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# ? Apr 24, 2024 10:27

Kuato: Feb 25, 2005; "I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"; Buglord

Turn you�re monitor on op

# ? Oct 17, 2020 02:07

funeral home DJ: Apr 21, 2003; Pillbug

Same, OP. Same.

# ? Oct 17, 2020 02:08

Putty: Mar 21, 2013; HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

2020 has two 0 shaped poos and 2 2 shaped penises

# ? Oct 17, 2020 02:08

Classon Ave. Robot: Oct 7, 2019; by Athanatos

2020 is just an abstract concept op, you should be mad at the people running the world that let it get this bad instead

# ? Oct 17, 2020 02:08

Katamari Democracy: Jan 19, 2010; Guess what!
Guess what this is?
A Post, Just for you!; Wedge Regret

I am thinking positive knowing coming out of 2020 will only make me stronger.

# ? Oct 17, 2020 02:12

feelix: Nov 27, 2016; THE ONLY EXERCISE I AM UNFAMILIAR WITH IS EXERCISING MY ABILITY TO MAKE A POST PEOPLE WANT TO READ

lmao if u conform to the arbitrary societal norm of counting time by the revolution of the Earth around the sun. loving sheep lmbo

# ? Oct 17, 2020 02:13

Meme Poker Party: Sep 1, 2006; by Azathoth

Why, what happened this year?

# ? Oct 17, 2020 02:14

Blurry Gray Thing: Jun 3, 2009

Yes, OP, I too cling to the vain hope that this was just a "bad year" instead of more and more steps towards a bleak and hopeless future.

Crossing my fingers for 2021!

# ? Oct 17, 2020 02:15

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

there have been like a 1000 memes of this thing that everyone was already aware of but op managed to tell it in a way that doesnt have a joke or any content :gas:

# ? Oct 17, 2020 02:15

Knot My President!: Jan 10, 2005

500 million animals died in the australia wildfires

# ? Oct 17, 2020 02:16

Hairy Right Hook: Sep 9, 2001; Hee to the ho

i am also mad at my butt, peen, and the stuff what comes outta em

# ? Oct 17, 2020 02:22

Phlegmish: Jul 2, 2011

Ah, time to bust out this classic:

https://imgur.com/gallery/d46JMv4

# ? Oct 17, 2020 02:25

Kibbles n Shits: Apr 8, 2006; burgerpug.png; Fun Shoe

gently caress ~~2016~~ ~~2017~~ ~~2018~~ ~~2019~~ 2020!!!

# ? Oct 17, 2020 02:31

Phlegmish: Jul 2, 2011

I'm starting to think my garbage life might be related to my personality and not the Earth's revolution around the sun

# ? Oct 17, 2020 02:34

Meme Poker Party: Sep 1, 2006; by Azathoth

Guys I ran the numbers, and it turns out that 2020 was actually good. Go ahead and check my work.

# ? Oct 17, 2020 02:41

Blurry Gray Thing: Jun 3, 2009

Chomp8645 posted:

Guys I ran the numbers, and it turns out that 2020 was actually good. Go ahead and check my work.

A friend of mine who draws big cartoon asses tells me it's been a down year for her, since people have less disposable income to spend on rear end commissions, and largely consider cartoon asses to be a luxury good.

I was surprised since I thought drawing cartoon asses, as a work-from-home business, wouldn't really be affected - or would see growth.

# ? Oct 17, 2020 02:48

Mx.: Dec 16, 2006; I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!

finally a good loving thread

# ? Oct 17, 2020 02:51

Bronze Fonz: Feb 14, 2019

I guess it's the new normal, uh!

# ? Oct 17, 2020 02:53

buglord: Jul 31, 2010; Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!; Buglord

Chomp8645 posted:

Guys I ran the numbers, and it turns out that 2020 was actually good. Go ahead and check my work.

The US senate deciding that trump is free of any wrongdoing gave me -69,420 points on the bad side.

However the CARES act got me more money than I ever did working a real job so I�m generously adding +50 points to the good side. :homebrew:

# ? Oct 17, 2020 02:58

Phlegmish: Jul 2, 2011

Chomp8645 posted:

Guys I ran the numbers, and it turns out that 2020 was actually good. Go ahead and check my work.

I've pored over this for hours, the math checks out

# ? Oct 17, 2020 03:02

Junk: Dec 20, 2003; Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?

clicked on this thread expecting pee pee and poo poo, but it was about 2020 instead. voted 1

# ? Oct 17, 2020 03:05

Bronze Fonz: Feb 14, 2019

Phlegmish posted:

I've pored over this for hours, the math checks out

I know a dude who works with computers. Says he's running it through the mainframe.
Still got a couple of days of processing to do but listen, man... so far, computer says it 97% checks out.

:hmmyes:

# ? Oct 17, 2020 03:09

Phlegmish: Jul 2, 2011

Junk posted:

clicked on this thread expecting pee pee and poo poo, but it was about 2020 instead. voted 1

# ? Oct 17, 2020 03:10

Junk: Dec 20, 2003; Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?

Phlegmish posted:

this but in reverse

# ? Oct 17, 2020 03:11

Linux Pirate: Apr 21, 2012

2020 fall (my favorite time of year) in colorado has been nothing but absolute bullshit. 70-80 degree days with no clouds and a poo poo ton of smoke. As someone who likes colder days and rain/overcast this will not stand

Get your anus prolapsed, 2020.

# ? Oct 17, 2020 03:11

Hairy Right Hook: Sep 9, 2001; Hee to the ho

Linux Pirate posted:

Get your anus prolapsed, 2020.

Quality bumper sticker material

# ? Oct 17, 2020 03:42

Valko: Sep 18, 2015

Come on 2020, what else you got - MORTHERFUCKRE!!!

Seriously though, personally this year was not as bad for me as 2017-19 but it would be cruel to say to everyone else "Now you know what I went through!"

Just looking forward to next year when we can have a live-action Sealab 2021.

# ? Oct 17, 2020 04:00

Play: Apr 25, 2006; Strong stroll for a mangy stray

they say hindsight is 2020 but.... well I forgot the end but it was funny

like and subscribe

# ? Oct 17, 2020 04:02

BigBadSteve: Apr 29, 2009

Putty posted:

2020 has two 0 shaped poos and 2 2 shaped penises

I have bad news about your penis.

# ? Oct 17, 2020 04:10

Phlegmish: Jul 2, 2011

Play posted:

they say hindsight is 2020 but.... well I forgot the end but it was funny

like and subscribe

I neither liked nor subscribed, but instead left a comment 'LIKE IF YOU'RE WATCHING THIS IN 2020!!'

# ? Oct 17, 2020 04:12

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

If u think 2020 was bad just wait for 2021 lmao

# ? Oct 17, 2020 04:21

a starchy tuber: Sep 9, 2002; hi yes I'm very normal

Colonel Cancer posted:

If u think 2020 was bad just wait for 2021 lmao

2021: Year of the Linux Desktop

# ? Oct 17, 2020 05:13

Meme Poker Party: Sep 1, 2006; by Azathoth

I just want to know what year anime becomes real, can we skip to that one please?

# ? Oct 17, 2020 05:15

Kirk Vikernes: Apr 26, 2004; Count Goatnackh

I've been a big fan of 2020 and 2021 is going to be at least one better.

# ? Oct 17, 2020 05:26

cnut: May 3, 2016

Mad Dog 20/20 >>>2020

# ? Oct 17, 2020 05:36

Bargearse: Nov 27, 2006; 🛑 Don't get your pen🖊️, son, you won't be 👌 needing that 😌. My 🥡 order's 💁 simple😉, a shitload 💩 of dim sims 🌯🀄. And I want a bucket 🪣 of soya sauce☕😋.

Things aren�t as bad here as they have been for so many other countries, and being a white dude in a modern developed country I�m going to be more or less OK as poo poo gets worse, but 2020 can eat a fat one

# ? Oct 17, 2020 05:45