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Back pocket for coats. My coat has side pockets and a breast pocket and a loving sleeve pocket but the back is a pocket desert. Put a big pocket there, big enough to transport a4 size documents. Really gently caress the briefcase industry. What are your disruptive ideas?
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High vis vests sometimed have super big back pockets so you can put a clipboard back there. Its hilariously handy.
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Oct 17, 2020 23:46
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A solar panel phone charger you can attach to your cat
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Oct 17, 2020 23:51
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Telsa Cola posted:High vis vests sometimed have super big back pockets so you can put a clipboard back there. Its hilariously handy. gently caress. But high visibility attire is completely separate from civilian clothing so i may still be rich
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Oct 17, 2020 23:54
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Like Uber for dogs
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Oct 18, 2020 00:00
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Simulation for torturing people forever in. I'm hoping by patenting it I can prevent anyone else from making it due to prohibitive licensing costs.
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Oct 18, 2020 00:01
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uber for my dick and balls
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Oct 18, 2020 00:07
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DrowningInDreams posted:Simulation for torturing people forever in. There's already a simulation that tortures people forever. It's called League of Legends.
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Oct 18, 2020 00:09
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DrowningInDreams posted:Simulation for torturing people forever in. Oh ffs how did you miss the massive "NO TORTURE PATENTS" billboard at the door and the "Torture is not an idea" radio ads that we run every hour No torture!
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Oct 18, 2020 00:09
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Seriously, ever since they started making those SAW films half the applications we get is for hosed up sadism machinery
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Oct 18, 2020 00:21
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a testes torturing device
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Oct 18, 2020 00:27
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Pain receptors you can attach to your hair
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Oct 18, 2020 00:29
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A tortuous device for testes
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Oct 18, 2020 00:30
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Icochet posted:Oh ffs how did you miss the massive "NO TORTURE PATENTS" billboard at the door and the "Torture is not an idea" radio ads that we run every hour I sigh as I slowly slip my proposed patent on 'GlaDOS Mocks You For Your Failings Erotic Hypnosis ASMR as a means to rehabilitate violent criminals' back into my briefcase.
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Oct 18, 2020 00:42
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:I sigh as I slowly slip my proposed patent on 'GlaDOS Mocks You For Your Failings Erotic Hypnosis ASMR as a means to rehabilitate violent criminals' back into my briefcase. That briefcase of yours.. have you ever wondered if there was an easier way?
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Oct 18, 2020 00:48
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Soap on a rope but with razors the razors are made of soap
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Oct 18, 2020 01:26
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I'm sorry, is this where I go to register my screenplay for "Man-Yurt: The Living Domicile?"
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Oct 18, 2020 01:48
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a dick that doesn’t get hard, so you never embarrass yourself by having a boner in public
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Oct 18, 2020 01:50
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I for real had an idea I believed in so much I did some research and actually went to a meeting for people that want to get patents. I didn't have to pay anything. It seemed like such a massive pain in the rear end I never did anything with it. There were two guys giving lectures with slides and they met every few months and one of them was talking up one of Trump's sons because he supposedly is all for free patent law. I googled enough to learn that for just a couple thousand I could get a preliminary patent drawn up by some firm and then go around to toy/craft companies to see if anyone was interested in mass production, and get a cut. It was genuinely I think a good idea but I'm not going to talk about it though lol.
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Oct 18, 2020 01:56
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Oh poo poo for real I never thought about it until just now this second the idea is even better now because of coronavirus if it sticks around for a few years God drat it. It's an activity that you do by yourself ah poo poo
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Oct 18, 2020 01:58
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dubcaps. they're hubcaps except with a nice subwoofer
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Oct 18, 2020 02:05
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Icochet posted:Back pocket for coats. My coat has side pockets and a breast pocket and a loving sleeve pocket but the back is a pocket desert. Put a big pocket there, big enough to transport a4 size documents. Really gently caress the briefcase industry.
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Oct 18, 2020 02:06
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board games and fine dining combining ages-old tradition with cave-aged tradition together at last cheese and chess CHEESSE cheesse, the chess set made of cheese never battle on an empty stomach
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Oct 18, 2020 02:08
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A robot who will clean my house and also tell me that I'm smart and pretty and talented and worthwhile and, one of these days, things will turn around for me. They just gotta.
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Oct 18, 2020 02:19
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Icochet posted:Oh ffs how did you miss the massive "NO TORTURE PATENTS" billboard at the door and the "Torture is not an idea" radio ads that we run every hour But that's the only thing misanthropes are good for!
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Oct 18, 2020 02:19
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The Risotto Maker! About a decade ago I came up with an idea for a pot that stirs itself. People laughed at me and assumed I meant some sort of looney tunes device with a mechanical arm sticking out of the side of the pot with a spoon it it's hand. It wasn't that, I was thinking of something like adjustable fan blades on the underside of the lid - maybe with vents on the top of the lid if you were cooking something that doesn't need to be covered. Almost like an ice cream maker only suitable for putting on the hob.  You could have it battery powered, maybe - save on cables trailing across your stovetop. Or maybe there could be some way to have it steam powered since you are using a lot of heat anyway. Imagine making a risotto that you don't have to babysit. It would be great if there was someway to ovenproof this too. Maybe with todays technoIogy we could take it further. I made beef jalfrezi a few days ago and I almost burnt it because I still haven't got to grips with my new oven. It was supposed to be in there for 2 hours to get the beef nice and tender. I took it out after an hour to check - I had to stick another half pint of water in it. Luckily it didn't burn but it very well could have. There are too many other things to do when you are standing frying onions and garlic and watching so it doesn't brown (no such thing as browned garlic - browned garlic is burnt garlic.) You could be washing dishes or whatever.
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Oct 18, 2020 02:22
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Icochet posted:Back pocket for coats. My coat has side pockets and a breast pocket and a loving sleeve pocket but the back is a pocket desert. Put a big pocket there, big enough to transport a4 size documents. Really gently caress the briefcase industry. i got a coat with back pockets actually, you're too late on this one
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Oct 18, 2020 02:39
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An inferometer for uncharged particle flux based on unstable elements suspended in heavy water kinda like a directional Geiger counter. A cat that always lands on its rear end
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Oct 18, 2020 02:43
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A watch for your dick that tells you when it's time to jerk off.
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Oct 18, 2020 02:44
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to clarify, you wear the watch on your dick, maybe around your balls.
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Oct 18, 2020 02:45
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:A robot who will clean my house and also tell me that I'm smart and pretty and talented and worthwhile and, one of these days, things will turn around for me. They just gotta. This but it also does the dishes, makes meals, and is a moddable sexbot. I could have stopped at 'moddable sexbot' but my overachiever take ensures nobody else one-ups me.
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Oct 18, 2020 02:45
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using neural net while browsing the internet to automatically filter out porn that focuses on feet
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Oct 18, 2020 02:48
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despite what seinfeld may have led you to believe there is no jerk store and seinfeld foolishly hasnt patented this idea. im filing the patent now. i plan to stock nothing but the finest jerked meats straight from the carribean.
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Oct 18, 2020 02:55
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Mozi posted:dubcaps. they're hubcaps except with a nice subwoofer i mean, i think some nice complimentary hubcaps would be better... idk.....
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Oct 18, 2020 02:58
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Lowen SoDium posted:A watch for your dick that tells you when it's time to jerk off. *Whips out dick in public.* "Ah, time to jerk off!" *Jerks off.* I like this invention.
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Oct 18, 2020 05:30
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BigBadSteve posted:*Whips out dick in public.* What if the watch says it's not? Now you've got a dick in your hand, and everyone's expecting you to, but it's the wrong time. Talk about awkward.
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Oct 18, 2020 06:03
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An online communication location but dead and gay 
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Oct 18, 2020 06:23
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Colonel Cancer posted:An online communication location but dead and gay A twitter, but for lesbian vampires.
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Oct 18, 2020 06:33
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An implant that won't let you cum until you stop, stand up, raise your hands in the air and say "McDonalds!" Perfect for the premature and those unable to finish.
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Oct 18, 2020 06:39
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Flamin' hot flavored condoms.
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