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WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747
buy groverhaus and turn it into the something awful forums museum

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WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747
forum my issue stems from: ????

my concern: jeffrey should buy groverhaus and turn it into the something awful forums museum

Examples of the issue (Very Important!):





in conclusion, buy groverhaus and turn it into the something awful forums museum

heehee
Sep 5, 2012

haha wow i cant believe how lucky we got to win :D
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747

heehee posted:

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

do you agree that jeffrey should buy groverhaus and turn it into the something awful forums museum

Siegkrow
Oct 11, 2013

Arguing about Lore for 5 years and counting



I like Groverhaus. It reminds me of my extremely awful Sims 3 houses.

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!

WeedlordGoku69 posted:

buy groverhaus and turn it into the something awful forums museum

A shittily designed and executed product of rear end in a top hat hubris that will probably collapse in 10 years time, if the owner is incredibly lucky? Truly if there is a better physical embodiment of Something Awful, I'm hard pressed to think of it.

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747

nine-gear crow posted:

A shittily designed and executed product of rear end in a top hat hubris that will probably collapse in 10 years time, if the owner is incredibly lucky? Truly if there is a better physical embodiment of Something Awful, I'm hard pressed to think of it.

exactly

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
Ground floor on the first official goon project of the Jeffrey era

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Can we remodel the front door to look like Goatse for that authentic SA experience?

Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

heehee posted:

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Tarranon
Oct 10, 2007

Diggity Dog

Siegkrow posted:

I like Groverhaus. It reminds me of my extremely awful Sims 3 houses.

Bigger = Better

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011
Lol. Epic suggestion OP XD

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
pure loving win. 10 golden manbabies to you, goonsir

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Great idea. Alreaddy has plenty of in-drawer and top-of-cupboard power points for visitor laptops.

empty baggie
Oct 22, 2003

Mega64 posted:

Can we remodel the front door to look like Goatse for that authentic SA experience?

Wouldn't the back door make more sense?

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.
I was saying the same thing when someone bought the original Johnny Five Aces. It needs to be hung on the wall of Groverhaus.

meat police
Nov 14, 2015

https://twitter.com/KyleErf/status/1296116225018343426?s=20

it's so good

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




I'm shocked no one ever found groverhaus on Zillow or google maps or something.

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747
what the, i posted this in QCS not GBS

Pragmatica
Apr 1, 2003

WeedlordGoku69 posted:

what the, i posted this in QCS not GBS

i must compose
Jul 4, 2010

Until the lions have their own historians, the history of the hunt will always glorify the hunter.
Counterpoint: buy doobies dog haus and make it the museum because everyone who is old enough to know groverhouse is dead

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe

nine-gear crow posted:

A shittily designed and executed product of rear end in a top hat hubris that will probably collapse in 10 years time, if the owner is incredibly lucky? Truly if there is a better physical embodiment of Something Awful, I'm hard pressed to think of it.

Can you actually point out a single thing wrong with groverhaus? You cannot.

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




WeedlordGoku69 posted:

what the, i posted this in QCS not GBS

Well you hosed up, then.

zaepg
Dec 25, 2008

by sebmojo
Where is this house located?

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
Things to put in a SomethingAwful museum:

Radium's Code, printed out.

Missing Fingat.

Original print of Johnny Five Aces, hanging on the wall in a lifesized replica of the depicted scene.

An actual Wolfbike.

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747

LabyaMynora posted:

Well you hosed up, then.

I demand justice, and for jeffrey to buy groverhaus and turn it into the something awful museum

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




zaepg posted:

Where is this house located?

Somewhere in The Great Dismal Swamp in Virginia, I believe.

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea
build a separate entrance building that is a model of the SA office Lowtax's daytime drunk room

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Unfinish3d posted:

build a separate entrance building that is a model of the SA office Lowtax's daytime drunk room

A note on the wall posted:

To all guests and staff:

A 'wax replica of Lowtax' is not a part of this exhibit. Neither is a 'trained Lowtax impersonator'. If you see a man resembling Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka asleep in this area, contact security immediately.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970



lmao

istewart
Apr 13, 2005

Still contemplating why I didn't register here under a clever pseudonym


buy groverhaus and put a gigantic fiberglass goku hairdo on the roof, thus turning it into gokuhaus

further: use said haus for training in song, dance, costume design, makeup and churn out an endless assembly line of professional Lady Gaga impersonators for county fairs, pride parades, fraternal lodge gatherings, bar mitzvahs, etc.

thus creating the gokuhaus of gaga

hot drat, I think I finally cracked the code to monetizing this place

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

the costs to make groverhaus ADA compliant would bankrupt any 501c3 almost immediately

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
The bathroom better have a cardboard cutout of tub girl. One of the bedrooms, mannequins of lemon party.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Cantaloupe posted:

Can you actually point out a single thing wrong with groverhaus? You cannot.

Load bearing drywall.

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747
first proposed exhibit: this watercolor painting i just did of goatse

meat police
Nov 14, 2015

WeedlordGoku69 posted:

first proposed exhibit: this watercolor painting i just did of goatse

I’m glad you kept the ring. It’s good to keep things canonical

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Buy groverhaus and turn it into a sex hovel.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

wesleywillis posted:

The bathroom better have a cardboard cutout of tub girl. One of the bedrooms, mannequins of lemon party.

Why not use a real naked actress/actors, and have a hefty adult special exhibition surcharge to visit those rooms?

While elsewhere in Groverhaus, a frighteningly realistic Slenderman chases all the children, only ceasing for those kids who buy fake knives from the gift shop and pretend to sacrifice each other.

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

Things to put in a SomethingAwful museum:

Radium's Code, printed out.

Missing Fingat.

Original print of Johnny Five Aces, hanging on the wall in a lifesized replica of the depicted scene.

An actual Wolfbike.

What was the name of that poster who got his arm ripped off in a motorcycle crash after everyone told him not to buy that motorcycle? Have that guy's severed arm on the wall. Or the motorcycle. Or both.

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Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea
the back patio needs to have a grill forever on fire, forever swarming with bees on fire

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