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Mar 29, 2024 15:34
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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I heard they only accept anvils as payment
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Oct 17, 2020 19:13
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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they sell gasoline but the only acceptable container is an empty casserole dish
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Oct 17, 2020 19:18
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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I'll take two of those actually. Here's 4 anvils. U can keep the change Chewb
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Oct 17, 2020 19:19
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- City of Glompton
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i need a bag of chips that has been smashed into absolute crumbs, and a diet coke from the fountain where the syrup has just started to run out
thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig
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Oct 17, 2020 19:27
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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i need some sliced cheese that's all stuck together so it just rips off in chunks when i try to make a sandwich, tia
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Oct 17, 2020 19:28
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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need some some band-harms and extra-itch cream for my worst-aid kit
lmao
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Oct 17, 2020 19:49
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- Macnult
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if they have drinks at the deli i need one normal macchiato and one starbuck’s definition of a macchiato
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Oct 17, 2020 23:43
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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you know when hand lotion gets dried up inside the nozzle and you get that crusty bit? can you get me a bottle thats all the crusty bit
Oops! All Crud™
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Oct 18, 2020 02:03
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- PHIZ KALIFA
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#mood
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can you get me just, like, the most envelopes you can legally buy, then store them tightly in a humid environment such that the self-adhesive labels adhere to each other? thanks
When you buy a carton of eggs the shop attendant cracks them into your hand to carry home
Foolish Jack had to take whatever job he could after the divorce
need some some band-harms and extra-itch cream for my worst-aid kit
lmao
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Oct 18, 2020 02:45
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- PHIZ KALIFA
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#mood
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i'd like the impenitrible plastic casing around a MadKatz N64 Sidewinder controller, but without the controller? also if they have a cambric shirt made w/o seams or needlework. do you know where i put my sickle of leather?
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Oct 18, 2020 02:48
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- google THIS
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Grab me some pain reliever, don't care which kind, just make sure it looks like the pills can just pop through the foil backing but they can't and you have to tear along the perforations and find the corner to fold back and peel and it rips, narrowly missing the pill compartment, and you have to use your teeth and scissors and finally cry out in despair, and your tears of frustration dissolve the backing instantly as intended.
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Oct 18, 2020 04:25
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- Barking Gecko
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Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
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Pick me up a quart/liter of milk that costs four times the grocery store price and is so far past the expiration date that it explodes on contact.
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Oct 18, 2020 04:29
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- Finger Prince
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Man I could really go for a beer.
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Man, all these beers suck.
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Oct 18, 2020 04:59
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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Man I could really go for a beer.
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Man, all these beers suck.
nah man there's a sixer of new belgium voodoo ranger imperial IPA for only $18.99
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Oct 18, 2020 05:01
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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nah man there's a sixer of new belgium voodoo ranger imperial IPA for only $18.99
anvils that is
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Oct 18, 2020 05:02
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- Finger Prince
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Opening hours: 9:30am-11:30am, closed for lunch, then open 1:00pm to 4:45pm.
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Oct 18, 2020 05:03
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- alnilam
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nah man there's a sixer of new belgium voodoo ranger imperial IPA for only $18.99
*tries to imagine being able to buy beer in a convenience store but is from pennsylvania*
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Oct 18, 2020 06:01
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- Jinh
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here's an anvil, can you pick me up a thing of nachos where the chips dissolve immediately into a paste-like consistency under the meat product and cheese sauce?
thanks so much cda <3
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Oct 18, 2020 06:35
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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here's an anvil, can you pick me up a thing of nachos where the chips dissolve immediately into a paste-like consistency under the meat product and cheese sauce?
he means pizza Combos ®
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Oct 18, 2020 06:44
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- Evil Bob
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've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.
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Hey will you grab me a carton of ice cream that has been in the freezer way too long and has gotten all filled with ice crystals?
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Oct 18, 2020 08:34
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- Cobalt-60
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by Azathoth
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Buy me 1 aspirin.
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Oct 18, 2020 09:56
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- google THIS
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I'm going to be burning the midnight oil tonight, grab me a neon colored can of indigestion and tachycardia
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Oct 18, 2020 17:02
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Mar 29, 2024 15:34
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- By popular demand
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Can't post for 6 hours!
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Oh yeah I'm almost out of cola which has gone flat in a sealed bottle somehow, so please pick up a six pack for me.
and condoms...
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Oct 18, 2020 19:17
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