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what  fat people will live the longest without food because their bodies can metabolise their fat stores
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sure but its going to be socially awkward metabolising my fat stores whilst people around me are starving. its mostly muscle anyway
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Oct 18, 2020 08:42
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today I am 34
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Oct 18, 2020 09:24
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if this is the first day that is so then happy birthday
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Oct 18, 2020 09:32
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Happy womb evacuation day
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Oct 18, 2020 09:59
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kecske posted:today I am 34 A birthday on a Sunday is a good birthday indeed.
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Oct 18, 2020 12:07
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Sunday’s child is full of grace.
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Oct 18, 2020 12:15
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this child has a funny face
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Oct 18, 2020 12:19
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kecske posted:today I am 34 Happy plague birthday!
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Oct 18, 2020 13:39
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Jacada posted:A birthday on a Sunday is a good birthday indeed. Wrong. Friday birthdays are best. You don’t (in most cases) have to go work the day after. Christmas is also best when it falls on Thursday for similar reasons. I hate Sundays tho so my opinion is tainted by that
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Aidan_702 posted:Wrong. Friday birthdays are best. You don’t (in most cases) have to go work the day after. I never claimed Sunday was the best day for birthdays, just that it is a good day for one. Saturday is obviously the best day for a birthday.
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Oct 18, 2020 15:04
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Happy birthday
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Oct 18, 2020 15:31
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it is written: sunday, monday, happy days.
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Oct 18, 2020 16:50
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thanks friends, please join me in doing a big lol at gareth bale's tottingham hotspurs
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Oct 18, 2020 18:40
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i retract my birthday wishes
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Oct 18, 2020 18:41
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oh no computer posted:it is written: sunday, monday, happy days. Does this mean that Sunday and Monday are the happy days? Or alternatively does it mean that there are days:Sunday, Monday and happy and therefore Sunday and Monday are not happy? These days are ours? But which ones are these? A conundrum.
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Oct 18, 2020 19:10
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happy birthday kecs enjoy your thirties they are good
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Oct 18, 2020 19:33
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CancerCakes posted:Does this mean that Sunday and Monday are the happy days? Or alternatively does it mean that there are days:Sunday, Monday and happy and therefore Sunday and Monday are not happy? it is also written that Mondays are manic, and that we should wish that it was Sunday as that is a fun day
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Oct 18, 2020 19:42
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tuesday's grey and wednesday too
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Oct 18, 2020 19:45
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sundays are gloomy, mondays are blueInexplicable Humblebrag posted:tuesday's grey and wednesday too
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Oct 18, 2020 19:59
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Sunday is for chilling, after meeting a girl on Monday, taking her for a drink on Tuesday and making love Wed-Sat.
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Oct 18, 2020 20:48
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i dont like mondays
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Oct 18, 2020 21:33
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i love it
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Oct 18, 2020 21:34
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happy mondays? more like unhappy lmao
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Oct 18, 2020 22:11
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You wake up in the morning, you've got to read all the papers, the kids are running round, you've got to mow the lawn, wash the car, and you think "Sunday, bloody Sunday!". Wise words.
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Oct 18, 2020 22:15
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I'm getting plugged in tomorrow
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Oct 18, 2020 22:18
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Doms do like organised subs, good for you
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Oct 19, 2020 00:18
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CancerCakes posted:Doms do like organised subs, good for you 
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Oct 19, 2020 13:41
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Omg, they're banning spooky, bonfire and poppy Christmas.
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Oct 19, 2020 13:43
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Bobby Deluxe posted:i dont like mondays
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Oct 19, 2020 14:00
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why dont you like mondays, garfield/bob geldof
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Oct 19, 2020 14:05
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I assumed it was for religious reasons.
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Oct 19, 2020 14:17
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it's because mondays don't like him https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rz4-xO-xkhI
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Oct 19, 2020 14:37
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Had the job interview ... yeah
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Oct 19, 2020 15:56
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Ratjaculation posted:Had the job interview GRATZ on your new job
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Oct 19, 2020 16:17
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Ratjaculation posted:Had the job interview You or them?
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Oct 19, 2020 16:33
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https://twitter.com/OOCBritain/status/1316989813443203074?s=20
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goatface posted:You or them? Me, I've never been great at interviews but I ballsed it to a new degree
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Oct 19, 2020 20:23
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i made cake and i cant stop eating this butter cream even though it's literally just sugar, butter and instant coffeee. im gonna die.
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Oct 19, 2020 20:30
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sweet jesus but that sounds good
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