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if trump said he would love to get pissed on and betray his own country BUT said he would install bikes lanes coast to coast i would vote for the disgusting piss pig lucky for you guys im canadian and i vote for my local bike lane mafia
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I'd only vote for issue 69
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Oct 18, 2020 16:26
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I’m voting for whichever candidate puts a soda vending machine in the lunch room
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If Trump ran on a platform of getting pissed on, I might consider some of his other bullshit
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Oct 18, 2020 16:35
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can we also vote that cars these days just suck? i mean im sure they always sucked but now they suck even more. ive drove a bunch of rentals and they all suck. id also say if trump wants my vote he should mandate more v8 rear wheel drive cars.
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if hydundai wants to sell a car in america it should be forced to also market a v8 rwd sports car same with all the oreiental companies and the krauts too, and also those limey fucks, and those baguette eaters, and the spaghetti sluppers DONT SELL A CAR IN AMERICA IF IT DOESNT HABE A V8 numberoneposter fucked around with this message at 16:43 on Oct 18, 2020 |
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Oct 18, 2020 16:40
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im a single issue voter. my single issue is that canned mushrooms loving suck and any pizza place that uses them should be shot in to the sun on a rocket.
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Oct 18, 2020 16:41
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TheAardvark posted:im a single issue voter. my single issue is that canned mushrooms loving suck and any pizza place that uses them should be shot in to the sun on a rocket. I like mushrooms and pizza and especially mushrooms on pizza but you make a good point
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Oct 18, 2020 16:42
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I will sell my vote for 1 blowjob
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Oct 18, 2020 16:47
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Icochet posted:I will sell my vote for 1 blowjob Giving or receiving?
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Oct 18, 2020 16:52
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In England trump is a children's word for fart
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Oct 18, 2020 16:57
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The price of funko pops is too drat high
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Oct 18, 2020 17:11
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the first millenial president will run on a platform of funko pop subsidies
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TheAardvark posted:im a single issue voter. my single issue is that canned mushrooms loving suck and any pizza place that uses them should be shot in to the sun on a rocket. Seems like an odd canned food to single out, if anything mushrooms should hold up well in the canning process as they're known for being incredibly forgiving in texture/substance regardless of how you cook them. When you overheat things meat gets too tough and most vegetables turn to mush but mushrooms will for the most part have the intended bite no matter what you do to them. Even science says so: 
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ArbitraryC posted:Seems like an odd canned food to single out, if anything mushrooms should hold up well in the canning process as they're known for being incredibly forgiving in texture/substance regardless of how you cook them. When you overheat things meat gets too tough and most vegetables turn to mush but mushrooms will for the most part have the intended bite no matter what you do to them. listen boss, this is a very specific issue to pizza. try a canned mushroom pizza vs. a fresh mushroom pizza. it's like night and day.
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RFC2324 posted:Giving or receiving? yes
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Oct 18, 2020 17:20
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I really want to drink Trump (vodka).
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Oct 18, 2020 17:59
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i make 0.47% more money now than i did under obama that means trump is better because number is more. vote trump make number go up
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Oct 18, 2020 18:02
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im a single issue voter. string cheese used to taste better when i was a kid. Make string cheese taste good again
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Oct 18, 2020 18:04
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im a single issue voter. the new taco bell ceo sucks poo poo!!!! Bring back all the good stuff. if biden promises this tomorrow he will win in a landslide.
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Oct 18, 2020 18:05
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I will vote for anyone who promises to legalize horny on SomethingAwful.com
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Tom Gorman posted:i make 0.47% more money now than i did under obama that means trump is better because number is more. vote trump make number go up I’ve literally had to explain to people why inflation is and how they’re actually making less money
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Oct 18, 2020 18:43
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I'm a twelve month subscription voter. It was a deal!
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Oct 18, 2020 18:44
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TheAardvark posted:im a single issue voter. the new taco bell ceo sucks poo poo!!!! Bring back all the good stuff. if biden promises this tomorrow he will win in a landslide.
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Oct 18, 2020 18:58
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TheAardvark posted:listen boss, this is a very specific issue to pizza. try a canned mushroom pizza vs. a fresh mushroom pizza. it's like night and day. not remotely true. Canned mushrooms are trash universally
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Oct 18, 2020 19:02
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Will only vote for someone who'll make me the president.
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Oct 18, 2020 19:04
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numberoneposter posted:if trump said he would love to get pissed on and betray his own country BUT said he would install bikes lanes coast to coast i would vote for the disgusting piss pig Bike lanes rule they are a great place to park my car
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Oct 18, 2020 19:06
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I’m a single issue voter. I vote for taco trucks on every street corner. It’s what I voted for in the last election and what I’m voting for in this one.
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Oct 18, 2020 19:06
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TheAardvark posted:im a single issue voter. the new taco bell ceo sucks poo poo!!!! Bring back all the good stuff. if biden promises this tomorrow he will win in a landslide. but also please add chorizo as a meat i can choose from.
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Oct 18, 2020 19:06
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Milo and POTUS posted:not remotely true. Canned mushrooms are trash universally This is true. But you can avoid them, you don’t need an executive order about it
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Oct 18, 2020 19:07
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I'm a single issue voter, I want a tit thread to go along with the butt thread.
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Oct 18, 2020 19:07
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snergle posted:but also please add chorizo as a meat i can choose from. also add the hot sauces as a customization option with a selector of how many packs to put on it
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Oct 18, 2020 19:09
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numberoneposter posted:BUT said he would install bikes lanes coast to coast i would vote for the disgusting piss pig You might regret your vote when a full presidential term and $11 billion of US taxpayer's money later only 331 miles of bike lanes have been installed (with 295 of those miles being replacements for decaying old bike lanes and 27 being a secondary lane added to existing lanes). Or you might not. Extrapolating from existing data suggests that rather than accepting you got duped you are just as likely to soothe your cognitive dissonance either by insisting that the bike lanes are well on their way to completion and funded by another nation, or alternatively that your vote helped the noble hero secure victory in his battle against the global pedophile network.
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Universe Master posted:I'm a single issue voter, I want a tit thread to go along with the butt thread. Of course, the rich just get richer 
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Oct 18, 2020 19:28
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I think its high time that we as a nation finally catch up to the rest of the world and legalize booze! Thats my single issue. Legalize it!
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Oct 18, 2020 22:57
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Making anime real is my #1 issue.
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Oct 18, 2020 23:29
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voting for anyone who allows me my god granted american freedom to draw up the sash, throw open the shutters, and fuckin beat my giblets like a lowtax mule out the mother loving window
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I'm a single tissue voter.
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Meredith Baxter-Burnout posted:I'm a single tissue voter. brother, let me show you the light
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