List of things that are good for putting up your nose

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AARD VARKMAN

-some glue
-a lady bug
-state secrets
-a marble for safe keeping

hmm.. can you help me out, BYOB?

# ? Oct 18, 2020 22:16

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# ? Apr 20, 2024 01:35

Heather Papps: hello friend

if you are me and also a child, maybe a coffee bean so you can smell it forever

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Oct 18, 2020 22:33

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An unpopped popcorn kernel

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# ? Oct 18, 2020 22:41

Prof. Crocodile

if you are john travolta in the 1970's: a rubber hose
if you are john travolta in the 1980's: cocaine
if you are john travolta in the 1990's: nicholas cage's cocaine
if you are john travolta in the 21st century: gravy, apparently

# ? Oct 19, 2020 01:11

Manifisto

booger powered nanomachines

# ? Oct 19, 2020 01:16

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Air

# ? Oct 19, 2020 01:27

AARD VARKMAN

Putting your finger up their nose is the most intimate act you can do with a partner.

# ? Oct 19, 2020 01:31

nut

8 skittles if you do it right remember to switch the colours in between it's lame to get two reds in a row on the way out

# ? Oct 19, 2020 01:32

nut

you'll know if you did it wrong because they'll all come out red

# ? Oct 19, 2020 01:33

AARD VARKMAN

-whole spaghetti
-whole wheat spaghetti
-gubbajub
-the concept of war

# ? Oct 19, 2020 04:33

Macnult

neti pots are unpleasant but you get used to it

# ? Oct 19, 2020 05:07

GoutPatrol: *Stupid Babby*

Afrin

# ? Oct 19, 2020 05:27

more falafel please: forums poster

- nose hair trimmer (not good but at least it's done)
-finger (I will never apologize)

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# ? Oct 19, 2020 08:13

Evil Bob: 've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.

Frozen Pees

# ? Oct 19, 2020 16:43

xcheopis

Practical: Flonase, now that I'm old and have developed allergies.
Edgy: Amphetamines
Humourous: Jelly beans
Religious: ButtTheShitMan's Farts
Eldritch Horror: The whisker of a kitten who is sniffing your face while you sleep

xcheopis fucked around with this message at 17:13 on Oct 19, 2020

# ? Oct 19, 2020 16:50

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

xcheopis posted:

Practical: Flonase, now that I'm old and have developed allergies.
Edgy: Amphetamines
Humourous: Jelly beans
Religious: ButtTheShitMan's Farts
Eldritch Horror: The whisker of a kitten who is sniffing your face while you sleep

# ? Oct 19, 2020 17:52

Robot Made of Meat

My sister found out at an early age that gooseberries are NOT good for putting up your nose.

Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

# ? Oct 20, 2020 02:26

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

nugs. cops hate this trick

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# ? Oct 20, 2020 02:29

frump truck: hello... again!

a ham sandwich

# ? Oct 20, 2020 04:17

Evil Bob: 've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.

pizza smells good so you get a little closer and it smells better but you bet it would smell even better closer so you stick your face right up to it and you inhale Parmesan cheese and chili flakes

# ? Oct 20, 2020 05:34

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD

nut posted:

8 skittles if you do it right remember to switch the colours in between it's lame to get two reds in a row on the way out

nut posted:

you'll know if you did it wrong because they'll all come out red

# ? Oct 20, 2020 06:12

Dip Viscous

TheAardvark posted:

-a marble for safe keeping

this because then you can hold the other nostril and shoot the marble out and try to knock over plastic army men

# ? Oct 20, 2020 20:01

AARD VARKMAN

it's no coincidence that the nozzle on spray cheese is perfectly shaped to go up the ol nostril

# ? Oct 20, 2020 20:03

Doctor Dogballs: driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station

frosty the blowman

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# ? Oct 20, 2020 20:33

google THIS

Your brain eating amoeba collection

# ? Oct 20, 2020 20:39

Doctor Dogballs: driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station

a smaller nose

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# ? Oct 20, 2020 20:44

A Bad King: Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?