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Some people say that the oldest trick in the book is tying someone's shoelaces together while they're sitting down. Other people think that it's setting a bag of doggy doo-doo on fire on their front stoop. Of course, we're all much smarter than those people, and know what the actual oldest trick is... Bonus points if you can elucidate what the book is too
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# ? Oct 19, 2020 18:45 |
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# ? Mar 30, 2024 08:42 |
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haha this thread OP? i’m not falling for it this time. that’s the oldest trick in the book
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# ? Oct 19, 2020 18:46 |
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which arrhythmia are you
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# ? Oct 19, 2020 18:53 |
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Getting someone to pay money to have their dick pleasured OP.
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# ? Oct 19, 2020 18:57 |
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Deadbeat Poetry posted:which arrhythmia are you Look, does it matter? Ask me something only I would know and shoot the other one!
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# ? Oct 19, 2020 18:59 |
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Whatever the weak did to the strong to convince them that an imaginary number, represented by coins and bits of paper, that summiesed their assets meant anything in the 'Do not murder and steal their assets' stakes.
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# ? Oct 19, 2020 19:01 |
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The "oldest trick" is a prostitution term, which is coincidentally the oldest profession.
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# ? Oct 19, 2020 19:02 |
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I've always been a fan of the ol "bucket on top of the door" trick
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# ? Oct 19, 2020 19:02 |
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Rad-daddio posted:The "oldest trick" is a prostitution term, which is coincidentally the oldest profession. Oh, if that's the case, I'm pretty sure the oldest trick is your mother.
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# ? Oct 19, 2020 19:03 |
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Arrhythmia posted:Oh, if that's the case, I'm pretty sure the oldest trick is your mother. Her favorite trick was to crouch down behind Johns and have the other hookers push them over. it was good laughs.
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# ? Oct 19, 2020 19:05 |
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The ol’ spicy keychain
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# ? Oct 19, 2020 19:08 |
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Suckin out the rear end lining for to make sausage
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# ? Oct 19, 2020 19:10 |
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The Epic of Gilgamesh is widely considered the oldest book, so I’m guessing the oldest trick is contained somewhere in its pages. That Enkidu is a wily son of a bitch so I bet he definitely got up to some crazy shenanigans OP!
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# ? Oct 19, 2020 19:16 |
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for like 600 years you could have someone killed and all you had to do was accuse them of heresy, that's a pretty good prank
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# ? Oct 19, 2020 19:17 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgO1LUijb0k
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# ? Oct 19, 2020 19:19 |
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It's pretending to go in for a peaceful handshake then stealing your Schwartz ring instead.
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# ? Oct 19, 2020 19:26 |
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Turning them.
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# ? Oct 19, 2020 19:35 |
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Arrhythmia posted:Some people say that the oldest trick in the book is tying someone's shoelaces together while they're sitting down. Other people think that it's setting a bag of doggy doo-doo on fire on their front stoop. Of course, we're all much smarter than those people, and know what the actual oldest trick is... Murder
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# ? Oct 19, 2020 19:37 |
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Hitting your brother with a rock in the back of the head when you tell him to look over there
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# ? Oct 19, 2020 19:44 |
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going 'oh no, look behind you!' and then running away
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# ? Oct 19, 2020 19:48 |
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The ol' spicy snake apple trick
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# ? Oct 19, 2020 19:48 |
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FlocksOfMice posted:Hitting your brother with a rock in the back of the head when you tell him to look over there it's actually convincing someone that this fancy forbidden fruit will make them equals to god a close second involves draping a bunch of goat furs over yourself so your blind idiot dad mistakes you for your hirsute (werewolf?) older brother and grants you the firstborn's inheritance
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# ? Oct 19, 2020 20:11 |
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prob something from the bible, like when god pranked abraham by pretending to make him kill his son
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# ? Oct 19, 2020 20:11 |
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witchy posted:prob something from the bible, like when god pranked abraham by pretending to make him kill his son Or before that, the time Lot's daughters got him drunk enough to have sex with them. Can you imagine that lmao. Give your old man some wine and then go for a roll in the hay. Twice.
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# ? Oct 19, 2020 20:16 |
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Farting in your man's lap
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# ? Oct 19, 2020 20:19 |
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A handful of dust thrown in someone's eyes
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# ? Oct 19, 2020 20:20 |
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the sucker punch
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# ? Oct 19, 2020 20:24 |
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Ligma
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# ? Oct 19, 2020 20:25 |
turn off your monitor
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# ? Oct 19, 2020 20:26 |
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Jose Oquendo posted:Or before that, the time Lot's daughters got him drunk enough to have sex with them. Can you imagine that lmao. Give your old man some wine and then go for a roll in the hay. Twice. yea dam there's a lot of good japes, ruses, and pranks in there. maybe like the whole thing is the ancient equivalent of jackass
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# ? Oct 19, 2020 20:36 |
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:The ol’ spicy keychain
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# ? Oct 19, 2020 20:37 |
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I've got you Dedi to rights here OP
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# ? Oct 19, 2020 20:46 |
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Jose Oquendo posted:Or before that, the time Lot's daughters got him drunk enough to have sex with them. Can you imagine that lmao. Give your old man some wine and then go for a roll in the hay. Twice. surely the original trick would be creating this incredible garden for a couple of semi-sentient automatons and going DON'T EAT FROM THIS ONE TREE. NO I WILL NOT EXPLAIN WHY NOR USE MY OMNIPOTENCE TO LIKE PUT A FENCE AROUND IT OR MAKE SURE NO ONE ENCOURAGES YOU TO OR ANYTHING. LMAO PRANKED
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# ? Oct 19, 2020 20:51 |
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witchy posted:prob something from the bible, like when god pranked abraham by pretending to make him kill his son Genesis 1:10 And God sayeth unto Adam, 'Sayeth ye what'? And Adam did replyest 'What?' And the Lord did speaketh 'Chicken Butt'
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# ? Oct 19, 2020 20:53 |
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Scott Lame posted:Genesis 1:10 And God sayeth unto Adam, 'Sayeth ye what'? And Adam did replyest 'What?' And the Lord did speaketh 'Chicken Butt' It is funnier in greek.
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# ? Oct 19, 2020 20:58 |
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Is that a young Cenk Uygur?
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# ? Oct 19, 2020 21:01 |
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probably that thing where you tap someone on the shoulder, but it's on the opposite side from the one you're standing next to, and they look over and nobody is there
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# ? Oct 19, 2020 21:07 |
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they actually photoshop porn dicks to look SMALLER, those big ole dongs are far larger IRL
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# ? Oct 19, 2020 21:09 |
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Frankie posted:It's pretending to go in for a peaceful handshake then stealing your Schwartz ring instead.
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# ? Oct 19, 2020 21:17 |
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20 Blunts posted:they actually photoshop porn dicks to look SMALLER, those big ole dongs are far larger IRL object in mirror are CLOSER and LARGER than they appear.
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# ? Oct 19, 2020 21:27 |