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Danish submarine killer Madsen caught in prison escape https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-54612455 This guy was an object of fascination on SA because we had a goon who actually worked with him on some of his projects. I have this (probably completely wrong) idea that Danish prisons might be easy to escape from, can anyone confirm/deny?
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# ? Oct 20, 2020 13:27 |
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Why do you think that, OP? Anyway gently caress this Peter Madsen guy I hope he has nightmares of submarines for the rest of his life e: they have their own Älcäträz, on an island, unfortunately that island is Zealand Phlegmish fucked around with this message at 13:37 on Oct 20, 2020 |
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Phlegmish posted:
He loved submarines, OP.
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# ? Oct 20, 2020 13:38 |
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Crespolini posted:He loved submarines, OP. How do you know? Are you him?
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# ? Oct 20, 2020 13:41 |
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I await the first space rocket murderer with anticipation. And no those shuttle qc guys don't count, it's gotta be a real one, in space!
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Colonel Cancer posted:I await the first space rocket murderer with anticipation. And no those shuttle qc guys don't count, it's gotta be a real one, in space! I'm testing out my homemade space shuttle next Friday if you'd be interested in reporting on that
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Phlegmish posted:I'm testing out my homemade space shuttle next Friday if you'd be interested in reporting on that Sounds too low earth orbit, chump. I'll have to write my own fake space murder about cosmonaut Vassili Kozlowski and his ill fated romance leading to quadruple murder... In space!!!
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# ? Oct 20, 2020 13:50 |
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Colonel Cancer posted:Sounds too low earth orbit, chump. That's it now I'm going to kill you even if you don't enter my one-way space shuttle
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Phlegmish posted:Why do you think that, OP? The o.g submarine murderer thread mentioned that chilling out and playing Playstation are the two main activities in Danish prisons, and that prisoners don’t serve anything close to a whole life tariff even for barbecuing cub scouts; basically as far from a supermax as you can imagine. This is not intended to glorify or denigrate any particular method of incarceration, but rather to ascertain whether it’s easier in practical terms to escape from a standard Danish prison rather than say the SHU at Pelican Bay.
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# ? Oct 20, 2020 13:56 |
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Sounds like that prison has some really substandard security! In all seriousness though, gently caress that guy. I still think that about the Kim Wall thing every once in a while, still gives me chills. I hope he rots and never sees the light of day again.
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Torquemada posted:The o.g submarine murderer thread mentioned that chilling out and playing Playstation are the two main activities in Danish prisons, and that prisoners don’t serve anything close to a whole life tariff even for barbecuing cub scouts; basically as far from a supermax as you can imagine. If you'd read the rest of that thread you'd realize that you're confusing Denmark with Norway, Denmark is pretty right-wing, although not as much as the US
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# ? Oct 20, 2020 14:01 |
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Phlegmish posted:Anyway gently caress this Peter Madsen guy I hope he has nightmares of submarines for the rest of his life
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# ? Oct 20, 2020 14:04 |
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IRC it was never conclusively proven that he did it. There were theories that a hatch dropped on her head and she fell apart into separate body parts from the impact
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# ? Oct 20, 2020 14:07 |
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Colonel Cancer posted:I await the first space rocket murderer with anticipation. And no those shuttle qc guys don't count, it's gotta be a real one, in space! Mad Mike Hughes checks some of these boxes.
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# ? Oct 20, 2020 14:09 |
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GABA ghoul posted:IRC it was never conclusively proven that he did it. There were theories that a hatch dropped on her head and she fell apart into separate body parts from the impact Many such cases, happened to several unfortunate women just as I was giving them a tour of my basement
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Here are some pictures of his apprehension. The police are not taking any chances that he might dismember them in a submarine. Also, he claimed to have a bomb.
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# ? Oct 20, 2020 14:16 |
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GABA ghoul posted:IRC it was never conclusively proven that he did it. There were theories that a hatch dropped on her head and she fell apart into separate body parts from the impact Well, he admitted to it
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# ? Oct 20, 2020 14:17 |
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GABA ghoul posted:IRC it was never conclusively proven that he did it. There were theories that a hatch dropped on her head and she fell apart into separate body parts from the impact Well, he did recently confess to the murder in an interview, so that's something.
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Colonel Cancer posted:I await the first space rocket murderer with anticipation. And no those shuttle qc guys don't count, it's gotta be a real one, in space! Well there was that space lesbian bank fraud thing, which is a much more tasteful crime. Completely free of murder and dismemberment of a lady too.
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# ? Oct 20, 2020 14:21 |
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GABA ghoul posted:IRC it was never conclusively proven that he did it. There were theories that a hatch dropped on her head and she fell apart into separate body parts from the impact i believe it was also fumes from inside the submarine as well that caused limbs to fall off (and didnt affect him at all lol)"
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# ? Oct 20, 2020 14:23 |
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when is a true crime podcast gonna come along and exonerate him
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# ? Oct 20, 2020 14:24 |
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The prospect of actual life in prison might be starting to sink in on him. He was presented with a credible way out today by way of cop-assisted suicide but in the end was too much of a coward to go through with it. There was a rumor that on account of good behavior he had earned some limited privileges for tinkering and hobbies, which presumably explains the fake gun and brian wells type bomb props. They'll probably not even trust him with un-cooked spaghetti going forward.
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# ? Oct 20, 2020 14:26 |
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You know how young reporters are, just falling apart and staining everything in blood. I now feel disgusted with myself from making the joke.
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# ? Oct 20, 2020 14:27 |
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Torquemada posted:This guy was an object of fascination on SA because we had a goon who actually worked with him on some of his projects. I have this (probably completely wrong) idea that Danish prisons might be easy to escape from, can anyone confirm/deny? They can't be too hard to escape from, considering this moron managed it. Among other things... - He murdered and dissected a woman on his submarine, then dumped her body into the water in garbage bags, leaving behind plenty of blood and viscera. - When confronted by another boat at his literal murder sub, he disappeared into the submarine for a moment, sabotaged it to sink and then tried to claim it was a completely random occurrence and he had nothing to do with the sub sinking. - Initially tried to claim the woman had never even been on the submarine (despite numerous witnesses), then tried to claim the woman HAD been there but had left peacefully but he didn't remember where she'd been dropped off (despite the blood in the sub), then tried to claim the woman had an accident and died naturally despite her body being hacked to pieces and mutilated. E: it wasn't the cops, it was just another boat that caught him sinking his sub. Shaman Tank Spec fucked around with this message at 16:07 on Oct 20, 2020 |
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frumpykvetchbot posted:The prospect of actual life in prison might be starting to sink in on him.
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# ? Oct 20, 2020 14:29 |
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frumpykvetchbot posted:He was presented with a credible way out today by way of cop-assisted suicide but in the end was too much of a coward to go through with it. Suicide by cop is a lot harder outside of america. If they they know that he has no plausible way to get his hands on a gun, they are not gonna shoot him, no matter how often he draws his DIY fake gun. Some police will even only start shooting if they are shot at first. There are very little YOLO cop executions in Europe
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# ? Oct 20, 2020 14:43 |
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How perverse
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# ? Oct 20, 2020 14:44 |
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frumpykvetchbot posted:The prospect of actual life in prison might be starting to sink in on him. Didn't he mail that mentally ill girl who was in love with him a metal rocketship?
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# ? Oct 20, 2020 15:03 |
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I can't even get mentally ill women to fall in love with me I haven't raped, murdered, OR dismembered anyone, come on
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# ? Oct 20, 2020 15:09 |
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Well you don't own a submarine, Have you scoured the Twitter Alt-Right? You just have to buy a red baseball cap.
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# ? Oct 20, 2020 15:13 |
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By popular demand posted:Well you don't own a submarine, Have you scoured the Twitter Alt-Right? You just have to buy a red baseball cap. The girl is actually involved with an insane far-right party now.
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# ? Oct 20, 2020 15:16 |
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Colonel Cancer posted:I await the first space rocket murderer with anticipation. And no those shuttle qc guys don't count, it's gotta be a real one, in space! Well, he was working on this before he did the submarine murder. Maybe he was breaking out to launch a rocket to commit space murder but got caught.
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# ? Oct 20, 2020 15:16 |
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Colonel Cancer posted:I await the first space rocket murderer with anticipation. And no those shuttle qc guys don't count, it's gotta be a real one, in space! rip laika hero of our planet
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# ? Oct 20, 2020 15:18 |
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Phlegmish posted:I can't even get mentally ill women to fall in love with me Maybe you should start.
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# ? Oct 20, 2020 15:18 |
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You laugh but Marc Dutroux, notorious
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# ? Oct 20, 2020 15:25 |
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Der Shovel posted:
That wasn't really how it happened. It was a private leisure craft that sighted the submarine and pulled alongside. It was for the crew on that boat that Peter performed his "technical malfunction" scuttling circus and then jumped in the water himself before swimming over. The police were waiting on shore when they pulled in to the nearby harbor.
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# ? Oct 20, 2020 15:51 |
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I never wanted the question 'what would happen if a spergy misogynistic goon went bad' answered. Pity he was into subs and not rocketry as he'd probably have blown up long before the opportunity to have a reporter come on board presented itself.
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# ? Oct 20, 2020 15:59 |
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frumpykvetchbot posted:That wasn't really how it happened. It was a private leisure craft that sighted the submarine and pulled alongside. It was for the crew on that boat that Peter performed his "technical malfunction" scuttling circus and then jumped in the water himself before swimming over. The police were waiting on shore when they pulled in to the nearby harbor. I really appreciated your input in the previous thread, interesting and informative despite some people being assholes to you.
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# ? Oct 20, 2020 16:00 |
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Phlegmish posted:How do you know? Are you him? It's obvious that he did. Why would you even dispute it, unless...hmm
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frumpykvetchbot posted:That wasn't really how it happened. It was a private leisure craft that sighted the submarine and pulled alongside. It was for the crew on that boat that Peter performed his "technical malfunction" scuttling circus and then jumped in the water himself before swimming over. The police were waiting on shore when they pulled in to the nearby harbor. Huh, I stand corrected!
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