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tiredo f my wife leaving her teabags in the gosh darn sink so they never dry out. gonna invent a whole philosophy about it. becoming an antifeminist because my hands smell like a London Fog. shes had it too good for too long IMHO freakin sink of this drumpf felllow. bout ready to publically trounce him in a debate if his libidinous antics do not cease. oh, mister donut man, you;re "out of doughnuts"??? really? well that's reasonable. it's 5PM, not really peak doughnutting hours. ill come back tomorrow, but mark my words, if you foist upon me another one of these dump truck rear end size sugar crystal having three berry blueberry muffins, so help me god i'll (the sound of thirteen dads absolutely trashing a subaru due to a Sports Defeat) |
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I draw lines in the sand without rythm in order to avoid the worm |
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Oct 19, 2020 02:23
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It's me, I'm the Nazca Man. Me and my jetpack and my time machine. Makin' them lines back in time in the desert. Crop circles are cute hobbies for wanna-be line makers
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Oct 19, 2020 04:09
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wife leaves her tea bags in the sink and has the nerve to roasrt me lol,, i know how to make a plain cup of tea honey just take the bag out and slapo it against the sink a few times no spoon wasted 
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Oct 19, 2020 05:34
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summoning a ghost helicopter by dragging my foot in a spiral while chanting "robert smithson" |
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Oct 19, 2020 05:37
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not to be a "wife guy" but I thought my wife was the only one who put her teabags on the sink
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Oct 19, 2020 08:14
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look, I like monster factory too but I really don't think dogs should be able to vote. they just wouldn't have a good grasp of the non-stick related issues
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Oct 19, 2020 08:16
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more falafel please posted:not to be a "wife guy" but I thought my wife was the only one who put her teabags on the sink Everyone look, everyone quick, come look at the "wife guy!" lol what's a wife guy?  My line in the sand is, if you're mean to me I will only put up with it six, maybe seven times before I get really cross but do not do or say about it! Probably more if I think there's extenuating circumstances! Do not push my limits!!
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Oct 19, 2020 10:14
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playing beach volleyball? GOTTA have lines in the sand for thatmore falafel please posted:not to be a "wife guy" but I thought my wife was the only one who put her teabags on the sink not on the sink, in the sink. so they absorb more gross dishwater and never dry out. crimes |
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Oct 19, 2020 14:00
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Chewbecca posted:what's a wife guy? some goons talk endlessly about their spouse and frankly it sucks. present company excluded
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Oct 20, 2020 02:37
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P sure I just drew a deep line there heh |
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Oct 20, 2020 02:37
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i'm not sure my wife would appreciate what you're saying
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Oct 20, 2020 02:46
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Oct 20, 2020 02:46
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Oct 20, 2020 02:48
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I'm a wife wife
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Oct 20, 2020 04:55
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I'm a knife wife 
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Oct 20, 2020 05:06
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looking for a spoon girlfriend to put used tea bags in my kitchen sink 1x/day
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Oct 20, 2020 05:22
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~my wife~
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Oct 20, 2020 11:27
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Personally I think we need a wife guy subforum where all the wife guys can post about their wives in a safe and supportive environment, without fear of judgement or retribution
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Oct 20, 2020 11:48
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Sorry hot ladies but I will not date or marry you! Not even a little! No matter how much you beg me! |
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Oct 20, 2020 13:53
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Chewbecca posted:Everyone look, everyone quick, come look at the "wife guy!" lol Behold: The Wife Guy 
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Oct 20, 2020 13:57
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taking the wife’s teabags out of the sink to carefully dry each of them, one at a time in my solar desiccator before gently layering them in the compost bucket |
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Oct 20, 2020 14:52
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Chewbecca posted:Personally I think we need a wife guy subforum where all the wife guys can post about their wives in a safe and supportive environment, without fear of judgement or retribution but my wife hates when i post about her in wife threads!  that's right. i am a 'my wife doesn't like it when i post about my wife in wife threads guy'. |
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Oct 20, 2020 17:50
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Everyone's wife should have an account There should be a wife guy account drive
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Oct 20, 2020 21:05
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spelling byob in the sand, waiting for the tide to roll in beyond the dippy jetty |
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Oct 20, 2020 22:05
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shocking live footage of byob being deleted!!
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Oct 21, 2020 03:46
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idiotsavant posted:taking the wife’s teabags out of the sink to carefully dry each of them, one at a time in my solar desiccator before gently layering them in the compost bucket the bucket goes foul if too much water gets in it. :< Chewbecca posted:Everyone's wife should have an account unrionically support this, a significant other/family poster dish session would be like helldump but funny. crimes |
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Oct 21, 2020 04:04
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Why stop at lines when you could draw your full name after just a few beers. |
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Oct 21, 2020 04:11
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Finger Prince posted:Why stop at lines when you could draw your full name after just a few beers. lmao
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Oct 21, 2020 04:11
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I've never been married but I just realized I'm a wife guy 
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Oct 21, 2020 04:13
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how do I meet a good Christian pokemon |
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Oct 21, 2020 04:13
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prepuce repurposed posted:I've never been married but I just realized I'm a wife guy same. i am an 'i don't have a wife guy'. where is the meme for us? |
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Oct 21, 2020 04:24
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idk but all the byob wives are taken. I checked |
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Oct 21, 2020 04:35
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fun fact: none of them have knives 
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Oct 21, 2020 04:37
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im drawing one line in the sand. im drawing a second line in the sand. now i'm hiding behind this bush with my patented Pirate Catching Net.
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Oct 21, 2020 05:08
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:im drawing one line in the sand. im drawing a second line in the sand. now i'm hiding behind this bush with my patented Pirate Catching Net. I'm drawing a circle in the sand in the upper right corner. Your move. |
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Oct 21, 2020 13:19
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ive had it up to "here" with kids dancing the macarena. it's 2020 for gods sake, and while i accept that the macarena was a global cultural milestone, i believe its time to give the breakdancing from the Its Like That video by famous rappers Run DMC a try |
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Oct 21, 2020 13:45
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Finger Prince posted:I'm drawing a circle in the sand in the upper right corner. Your move. :O :O :O :O i'm going adjacent to you, such that the X in the middle now threatens a checkmate crimes |
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PHIZ KALIFA posted::O :O :O :O i'm going adjacent to you, such that the X in the middle now threatens a checkmate I draw an O in the center square, putting you on the defensive. |
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