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Blah blah blah blah!!
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I went skateboarding today and I worked and had coffee.
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- Evil Bob
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've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.
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drank my coffee, did some work, mowed the lawn, typical dude stuff. you know
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Oct 21, 2020 05:54
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've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.
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guy from the 1950s: went in to work at the office and told my secretary to hold my calls and slept off my hangover til 11. had some whiskey in my coffee when I snapped out of it and hit on Pete’s secretary after lunch. called the wife to tell her I was working late and wasn’t gonna be home in time to put the kids to bed, or to go to bed with her, then me and Pete’s secretary went and got drinks before goin back to her place. I was drunk as hell behind the wheel too no big deal
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Oct 21, 2020 05:58
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- The_Rob
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Blah blah blah blah!!
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dudes
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Oct 21, 2020 06:09
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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my long balls are shortening with the change of seasons. it's about time
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Oct 21, 2020 06:19
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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I'm finding that the wild burriots are wearing more protective foil lately. Lame
spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot
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Oct 21, 2020 06:20
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I'm finding that the wild burriots are wearing more protective foil lately. Lame
it's gonna be a cold winter
thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig
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Oct 21, 2020 06:24
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- Macnult
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livin' life fer sure dude
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Oct 21, 2020 06:24
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it's gonna be a cold winter
a most righteous la niña
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Oct 21, 2020 06:25
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- The Voice of Labor
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finally. I'm cool with trolling the gbs short people thread but wagging my dick around in the byob ladies thread seemed kinda gauche
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Oct 21, 2020 06:53
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also lol at the brevity of the op because dudes don't have time to read instructions and even if we do we ignore them anyway
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Oct 21, 2020 06:54
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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same lol. beef am I right
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Oct 21, 2020 07:04
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- The_Rob
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Blah blah blah blah!!
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also lol at the brevity of the op because dudes don't have time to read instructions and even if we do we ignore them anyway
brevity is the soul of tits.
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Oct 21, 2020 07:14
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- Gluten Free Dad
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what's up my fellow dudes, today I intend to get wrecked on protein supplements and jerk my wang in the gym changing room like any other dude
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Oct 21, 2020 08:23
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- Gluten Free Dad
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apparently it's frowned upon to stroke one's meatus in a gym locker room (i am no longer welcome there) so after they threw me out i went to the woods to look at porno magazines and then rip out the pages, crumple them up, and leave them there for kids to find. classic dude stuff.
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Oct 21, 2020 11:13
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the rules of the man cave more like the man cave rules haha ya that is a replica kalmer Batman chest piece and no you can’t touch it now finish your mgd and watch me beat the blink 182 song on donkey konga
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Oct 21, 2020 13:12
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hell yeah brother. gonna go kill an animal, and pleasure a woman. maybe record some more Disney songs for the internet. y’know, manly things.
is killing a woman and pleasuring an animal just as manly. i got it the wrong way round and i don't want to come across as some pansy froo froo fairy nancy boy when i mention it at the hunting lodge.
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Oct 21, 2020 13:32
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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is killing a woman and pleasuring an animal just as manly. i got it the wrong way round and i don't want to come across as some pansy froo froo fairy nancy boy when i mention it at the hunting lodge.
u get a mulligan for that. ONCE 
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Oct 21, 2020 17:54
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- Wilmott Snipes
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It's daddy shithead, where's the bourbon?
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Strong men also cry!!!!!!! Ahem...hey toots what's cookin'?
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Oct 21, 2020 18:38
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u get a mulligan for that. ONCE
what if i did it repeatedly but every single time was an accident
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Oct 21, 2020 18:41
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- Macnult
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tough guy music associated with manual labor playing 24/7 so that whether you're punching drywall or repairing it you're always ready
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Oct 22, 2020 00:41
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attached the stem to a fresh can of WD-40 and i swear i could hear a nasty Drop C riff start playing
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Oct 22, 2020 00:42
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- Prof. Crocodile
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what's up dudes i have dirt under my fingernails, and i am going to lift weights, and afterwards drink some straight whiskey. also i am tinkering with a vegan baking recipe.
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Oct 22, 2020 01:10
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- Dreadite
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dudes this owns, we are dudes and therefore right about things. I carry opinions that are correct like millennials are pussies and we should take a little risk to maintain the economy.
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Oct 22, 2020 01:14
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- Dreadite
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im at the russian bathhouse just bsing with my guys about our wives and wearing gold chains nestled in our chest hair
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Oct 22, 2020 01:15
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- Prof. Crocodile
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im at the russian bathhouse just bsing with my guys about our wives and wearing gold chains nestled in our chest hair
this guy dude gets it
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Oct 22, 2020 01:16
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i am cruising on my e-scooter in the bike lane down broadway while smoking the nub of a Dominican stoge. yes you will get “the bird” if you shout in my direction about traffic safety
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Oct 22, 2020 01:19
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- The_Rob
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Blah blah blah blah!!
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tough guy music associated with manual labor playing 24/7 so that whether you're punching drywall or repairing it you're always ready
lamb of god is tight.
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Oct 22, 2020 01:36
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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the ladies have their own thread now and it's kicking our rear end. somebody say a bunch of dope dude to poo poo I got nothin rn
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Oct 22, 2020 03:08
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- The Voice of Labor
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letting my massive pale belly free from the confines of my tshirt that it may collect as much of the life giving rays of waning fall sunlight as possible. fueling its expanse with beer that it may grow vaster still, the chemical processes inside it a fractal repetition of the solar fusion powering and tanning the belly
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Oct 22, 2020 03:12
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- The Voice of Labor
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spreading my musk at every accessible urinal within a 2 mile radius of home to mark my dudeitory
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