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AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002

lol @ Rudy adjusting his boner from a 15 year old

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Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Chumbawumba4ever97 posted:

They make toilets now (and have, for years) where there's a separate flush for piss and a separate, old-school "strong" flush for poops so even his stupid whining is dated to a Seinfeld episode from the late 90s.

Surely the White House can afford a decent poop-knife?

Traxis
Jul 2, 2006

https://twitter.com/freedlander/status/1318991124787331074?s=20

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr

I have just assumed Florida is a lost cause for the last 4 years. If Trump loses Florida, we are in doors getting blown off territory.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
you either die a hero or live long enough to become a ridiculous evil clownish moron

explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan


Hahahah man. They're gonna make up some stupid poo poo to try and charge this guy with for pretending to be Ivanka.

Althalin
Nov 19, 2019

Putting the ham in Chamon
Pork Pro

:lol:

Stop, Rudy. Please, my balls can only take so much!

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug

quote:

BORAT: Put down your frump!
GIULIANI: Oop!
Giuliani sits up straight
BORAT: She’s 15, she too old for you!
GIULIANI: Why are you dressed like this?
BORAT: She’s my daughter, please, take me instead, take my anus [pronounced a-noose]
GIULIANI: I don’t want you!
Giuliani stands up and begins to leave the room
BORAT, following him: No, take my anus, do not have her.
TUTAR, also following him: I’m better than him!!
BORAT: No, I better, my back pussy very tight!
TUTAR: No, please, my [inaudible] anus!
BORAT: Please I will Let you enjoy my hum in your mouth.
GIULIANI, at the door: No, No.
TUTAR: I would love to marry [?] you.
BORAT: I was in prison many years, so I have techniques with my mouth.
GIULIANI, to a security guard in the hall: I don’t know what’s going on here who is this guy?
BORAT: I forbid this union!
BORAT, as Giuliani is walking down the hall: Rudy, Trump would be disappoint, you are leaving hotel without golden shower!

AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002

I pretty much expect that every state that's less than 5% margin in polls means Trump will win it because of "independents" and "moderates" who are just too afraid to admit they will vote for Republicans openly

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Mozi posted:

you either die a hero or live long enough to become a ridiculous evil clownish moron

My plan to become the superhero Ridiculous-Evil-Clownish-Moron-Man is looking good.

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

Oscar Wild posted:



Me trying to give two handjobs at the same time.




:same:

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014



lmao gonna own watching this on my bday.

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

Tightening protocols by loosening his belt

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

Way to bring down the room, buddy.

explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan

Lol imagine what Russia/nation states pull on these clowns on a daily basis.

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

explosivo posted:

Lol imagine what Russia/nation states pull on these clowns on a daily basis.

LOL!!!

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




explosivo posted:

Lol imagine what Russia/nation states pull on these clowns on a daily basis.

Imagine if after Biden's sworn in, Russia is all, "Do this thing for us, or we release this awful thing Donald Trump did."

And the Biden administration is all, "What."

And Russia is like, "It would be greatly embarrassing for the entire United States if the world saw Trump doing this thing."

And then the Biden administration could be all, "Don't care."

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Oscar Wild posted:

Me trying to give two handjobs at the same time.

The correct terminology is "downhill skiing".

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
About a week ago I was loling because some dumb chud was taping death threats to people’s front doors who have Biden signs up a few towns over - only he was A) Dumb enough to be caught on multiple Ring cameras and B) Thought it’d be a bright idea to threaten Biden and Harris in those letters as well.

Someone asked me to post updates and well...


https://www.fredericknewspost.com/n...eO_Ymnl24LQYXvo

He has been arrested by the feds and charged with a whole rack of horrible poo poo including:

* Making threatening statements agains Biden/Harris

* Threat of mass violence

* Election interference

Have fun in prison, dipshit! Excuse me while I have an enormous lol.

Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012




My balls...has anyone seen my balls? The lols were too much.

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

I wonder how much people like ol sweaty in prison

Onkel Hedwig
Jun 27, 2007




Trump showing us the rare double anus

frogge
Apr 7, 2006


Frank Frank posted:

Excuse me while I have an enormous lol.

Thanks for sharing the lols. I needed that.

Planet X
Dec 10, 2003

GOOD MORNING

Frank Frank posted:

About a week ago I was loling because some dumb chud was taping death threats to people’s front doors who have Biden signs up a few towns over - only he was A) Dumb enough to be caught on multiple Ring cameras and B) Thought it’d be a bright idea to threaten Biden and Harris in those letters as well.

Someone asked me to post updates and well...


https://www.fredericknewspost.com/n...eO_Ymnl24LQYXvo

He has been arrested by the feds and charged with a whole rack of horrible poo poo including:

* Making threatening statements agains Biden/Harris

* Threat of mass violence

* Election interference

Have fun in prison, dipshit! Excuse me while I have an enormous lol.

Woah hey whats up Frederick buddy :hfive:

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Frank Frank posted:

About a week ago I was loling because some dumb chud was taping death threats to people’s front doors who have Biden signs up a few towns over - only he was A) Dumb enough to be caught on multiple Ring cameras and B) Thought it’d be a bright idea to threaten Biden and Harris in those letters as well.

Someone asked me to post updates and well...


https://www.fredericknewspost.com/n...eO_Ymnl24LQYXvo

He has been arrested by the feds and charged with a whole rack of horrible poo poo including:

* Making threatening statements agains Biden/Harris

* Threat of mass violence

* Election interference

Have fun in prison, dipshit! Excuse me while I have an enormous lol.
Ahhh, Fredneck.

An insane mind
Aug 11, 2018

I was unable to post for a few days because I was buried under an avalanche of Hunter Biden's laptops. The poor guy throws them out like the sandman. What did I miss?

Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.





eat poo poo abbott
https://twitter.com/ajplus/status/1318344932399050752

Akratic Method
Mar 9, 2013

It's going to pay off eventually--I'm sure of it.

Any day now.


As the song sings "There's no need to be unhappy"

Zugzwang
Jan 2, 2005

You have a kind of sick desperation in your laugh.


Ramrod XTreme

An insane mind posted:

I was unable to post for a few days because I was buried under an avalanche of Hunter Biden's laptops. The poor guy throws them out like the sandman. What did I miss?
New Borat sequel is coming out soon, features footage of Rudy Giuliani touching himself to a girl whom he may or may not believe to be underage. (She’s presented as 15 in the film, actress is 24.)

Also, Trump still hates Fauci, Hillary, and hygiene.

explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan

https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1319017119187697664
Booooo

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Lol the majority thing that social workers do is work with people with disabilities, this doesn't make any loving sense. It's like telling a fireman he has the right to not work with fire, making the job pointless but why?

An insane mind
Aug 11, 2018

Zugzwang posted:

New Borat sequel is coming out soon, features footage of Rudy Giuliani touching himself to a girl whom he may or may not believe to be underage. (She’s presented as 15 in the film, actress is 24.)

Also, Trump still hates Fauci, Hillary, and hygiene.

Aha
Ahahahahaha
Ahahahahahahahahaha
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Jesus christ Rudy Guiliani.

AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002

LifeSunDeath posted:

Lol the majority thing that social workers do is work with people with disabilities, this doesn't make any loving sense. It's like telling a fireman he has the right to not work with fire, making the job pointless but why?

Because the right wing in America are death cultist ghouls who are doing everything they can to make sure everyone else except them suffers before the rapture happens and we can finally be done with all this (any day now!!!)

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:


Even if it's not real, the people have a right to know!

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




Stoatbringer posted:

Even if it's not real, the people have a right to know!

:allears:

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 39 days!

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Stoatbringer posted:

Even if it's not real, the people have a right to know!

holy poo poo lol.

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

Frank Frank posted:

About a week ago I was loling because some dumb chud was taping death threats to people’s front doors who have Biden signs up a few towns over - only he was A) Dumb enough to be caught on multiple Ring cameras and B) Thought it’d be a bright idea to threaten Biden and Harris in those letters as well.

Someone asked me to post updates and well...


https://www.fredericknewspost.com/n...eO_Ymnl24LQYXvo

He has been arrested by the feds and charged with a whole rack of horrible poo poo including:

* Making threatening statements agains Biden/Harris

* Threat of mass violence

* Election interference

Have fun in prison, dipshit! Excuse me while I have an enormous lol.

LOL!!!

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Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

yeah that's gonna get challenged.

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