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Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

veni veni veni posted:

This sponsored ad just popped up on my feed.




Like, am I supposed to be seeing something other than a handful of jizz idk

It's two people looking at each other, duh.

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Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Fister Roboto posted:

It's two people looking at each other, duh.

It's a lamp

poly and open-minded
Nov 22, 2006

In BOD we trust

History Comes Inside! posted:

People do still play the circle game and it’s sad that Nazis have ruined it for them.

If they start exclusively driving VW Beetles then we’re going to be completely out of excuses to give your mates dead arms.

When the Ok thing as a White Power signifier started gaining enough traction for me to see it, there was a dude on my fb whining that he would never accept the dude who flashed the ok sign at a baseball game and was banned from the stadium as doing anything but playing the circle game and that fb guy would do it more because he wasn't going let nazis take it away from him. he was also a massive racist and i unfriended him at the beginning of the pandemic. I really wish I could read his takes on George Floyd :(

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

Skwirl posted:

It's a lamp

it's a schooner

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

It's afraid.

RoastBeef
Jul 11, 2008


christmas boots posted:

Remember Quibi? The streaming service with vertically filmed ten-minute videos aimed at commuters which brought us classics like the girl with the golden arm?

After six months they're shutting down.

Also it turns out that the whole thing was just a scab-based model designed to avoid paying unions
https://twitter.com/LukeXCunningham/status/1318982719922032641?s=20

Is this why all the old Adult Swim shows had 11 minute episodes?

Vib Rib
Jul 23, 2007

God damn this shit is
fuckin' re-dic-a-liss

🍖🍖😛🍖🍖

Skwirl posted:

It's a lamp
It looks like a duck! It should be called Duck Island!

snergle
Aug 3, 2013

A kind little mouse!

christmas boots posted:

Remember Quibi? The streaming service with vertically filmed ten-minute videos aimed at commuters which brought us classics like the girl with the golden arm?

After six months they're shutting down.

Also it turns out that the whole thing was just a scab-based model designed to avoid paying unions
https://twitter.com/LukeXCunningham/status/1318982719922032641?s=20

3 unions you dont gently caress with because they are stupidly strong

cops
teachers
everything to do with tv and movies which i know is 3 seperate unions.

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Skwirl posted:

I believe there's kiddie porn on the laptop because Rudy put it there.

You'd think a lawyer would know about chain of custody but by accounts he's not a very good one.

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

snergle posted:

3 unions you dont gently caress with because they are stupidly strong

teachers

I’d like to know where you live. I’m guessing 1997.

Cleretic
Feb 3, 2010


Ignore my posts!
I'm aggressively wrong about everything!
Teachers do have a few things going for them as a union in the 'don't gently caress with us' vein, but none of it is direct power. They're definitely one of the more trusted occupations, so people are usually gonna side with them because, hey, if they've got a complaint it's probably legit. Also, teachers going on strike throws everyone off since that's where all the kids are, so they've got visibility on side.

That doesn't translate to actual power, but it means you shouldn't gently caress with them if there's an election coming.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

BaldDwarfOnPCP posted:

You'd think a lawyer would know about chain of custody but by accounts he's not a very good one.

It was an obvious plant.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

It's hard to keep up with the Rudy antics as of late. What's the Borat thing about?

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Mak0rz posted:

It's hard to keep up with the Rudy antics as of late. What's the Borat thing about?

Rudy tried to gently caress what he thought was a 15 year old girl until Borat saved her by offering his rear end instead.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

I was hoping a response would clear everything up but now I only have even more questions

StillFullyTerrible
Feb 16, 2020

you should have left Let's Play open for public view, Lowtax

Mak0rz posted:

I was hoping a response would clear everything up but now I only have even more questions

Everyone in the Trump admin is either a child molester or covering for them. Qanon is entirely projection.
That's p much the main thing.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Mak0rz posted:

I was hoping a response would clear everything up but now I only have even more questions

There's a new Borat movie coming out in two days, which means Sacha Baron Cohen has been filming a new Borat movie recently, one of the sketches involves Rudy Giuliani trying to gently caress an actress pretending to be Borat's 15 year old daughter.

Rudy Giuliani didn't know it was a sketch and tried to gently caress a girl that told him she was 15.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Happy weed page everyone :2bong:

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

While funny, there's no indication that Giuliani was told she was 15 until after Borat bursts in and the actress is 24.

StillFullyTerrible
Feb 16, 2020

you should have left Let's Play open for public view, Lowtax
You do not, in fact, have to hand it to Rudy (he's perfectly capable of doing that himself as photos show)

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Garrand posted:

While funny, there's no indication that Giuliani was told she was 15 until after Borat bursts in and the actress is 24.

lmao

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Garrand posted:

While funny, there's no indication that Giuliani was told she was 15 until after Borat bursts in and the actress is 24.

Now that Lowtax is gone and the store is open I'll :toxx: there's footage of Giuliani being told she's 15 if you'll :toxx: to the opposite, movie comes out the 23rd.

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

Skwirl posted:

Now that Lowtax is gone and the store is open I'll :toxx: there's footage of Giuliani being told she's 15 if you'll :toxx: to the opposite, movie comes out the 23rd.

I shouldn't because I can't really afford a re-reg but you know what, gently caress it. I'll take that :toxx:. And just to clarify, it is that Giuliani was not told she was 15 before Borat comes bursting into the room (since he screams "She's 15! She's too old for you" when he does so)

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

StillFullyTerrible posted:

Everyone in the Trump admin is either a child molester or covering for them. Qanon is entirely projection.
That's p much the main thing.

Yeah I knew that much

Skwirl posted:

There's a new Borat movie coming out in two days, which means Sacha Baron Cohen has been filming a new Borat movie recently, one of the sketches involves Rudy Giuliani trying to gently caress an actress pretending to be Borat's 15 year old daughter.

Rudy Giuliani didn't know it was a sketch and tried to gently caress a girl that told him she was 15.

It's this I was in the dark about.

Fuckin lmao

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
The weed page.

https://twitter.com/PoppotGroup/status/1318393888516804611

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Garrand posted:

I shouldn't because I can't really afford a re-reg but you know what, gently caress it. I'll take that :toxx:. And just to clarify, it is that Giuliani was not told she was 15 before Borat comes bursting into the room (since he screams "She's 15! She's too old for you" when he does so)

Yeah, I meant Giuliani was told she was fifteen before he put his hand down his pants.

cult_hero
Jul 10, 2001

Mak0rz posted:

It's hard to keep up with the Rudy antics as of late. What's the Borat thing about?

touched himself in front of a woman who wasn't his cousin.

RoastBeef
Jul 11, 2008



I mean gently caress anyone who alters their mental state and then drives, but those stats are like 1/10 of my counties drunk driver fatalities for the past day.

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


https://twitter.com/johncardillo/status/1319077381685055488

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer

https://twitter.com/kurtmichaelson/status/1319078595445329920?s=20


Thats uh..awfully specific

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Fellas is it gay to love your son?

Kevin DuBrow
Apr 21, 2012

The uruk-hai defender has logged on.

Skwirl posted:

Yeah, I meant Giuliani was told she was fifteen before he put his hand down his pants.

I don't know where you get this. All sources indicate that he was lying in bed with his hand in his pants when Borat runs in and says she's fifteen. Giuliani still comes off completely owned. Though.

quote:

“I only later realised it must have been Sacha Baron Cohen. I thought about all the people he previously fooled and I felt good about myself because he didn’t get me.”

IncredibleIgloo
Feb 17, 2011






We gonna see Tom Brady come out of nowhere to defend Biden now.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Kevin DuBrow posted:

I don't know where you get this. All sources indicate that he was lying in bed with his hand in his pants when Borat runs in and says she's fifteen. Giuliani still comes off completely owned. Though.

Giuliani denying it is a decent enough reason to believe it to begin with.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


OwlFancier posted:

Fellas is it gay to love your son?

Mega gay

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

The whole thing with them putting out poo poo about biden's relationship with his kid is just... so loving weird, like yeah the stuff about him getting a job because of his dad is busted but they really seem to be focusing on the fact that biden appears to genuinely really care about his kid which is... easily the most humanizing thing I've seen in relation to the man?

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

OwlFancier posted:

The whole thing with them putting out poo poo about biden's relationship with his kid is just... so loving weird, like yeah the stuff about him getting a job because of his dad is busted but they really seem to be focusing on the fact that biden appears to genuinely really care about his kid which is... easily the most humanizing thing I've seen in relation to the man?

I'm mostly voting for Biden because he's not Trump, but all of the reasons I'm voting for Biden because he's Biden come from Republican attacks on him.

AlliedBiscuit
Oct 23, 2012

Do you want to know the terrifying truth, or do you want to see me sock a few dingers?!!
I can't with these people. Of course there's someone calling Michelle a man in the comments (public post).

Only registered members can see post attachments!

lil bip
Mar 13, 2004

That ain't workin', that's the way you do it

OwlFancier posted:

Fellas is it gay to love your son?

I'm gay

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Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

It's not gay to love your son, but unfortunately it is extremely gay to produce one.

Quite the paradox!

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