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Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

FFT posted:

think it went more like "he did like 20 years professionally as a traditional stage magician until some archbishop took offense then he went 'you know what? gently caress it, i'll show that mysticism is all bullshit then.'"

and he was very good at it.

That's what I said.

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LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

I appreciate this

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

Humphreys posted:

Ah YESSSSS I loved me the old CKY videos. That song is in my MP3s as 'Shopping Carts'

Hahahahahahahfuck the quintessential regional Queensland upbringing rears its head

teethgrinder
Oct 9, 2002

Azhais posted:

Even after looking him up I don't know who that is

Alice Cooper opening act

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
https://thumbs.gfycat.com/GleamingDistinctBellsnake-mobile.mp4#t=0.01

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004


Lol

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Needs the Police Squad music imo

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004



Das da good poo poo right there

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqDSvU-sDSE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zEvH1cjMKo

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


McSpergin posted:

Hahahahahahahfuck the quintessential regional Queensland upbringing rears its head

Did you play bashball or tackle basketball?

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
Is that like mugby?

PizzaProwler
Nov 4, 2009

Or you can see me at The Riviera. Tuesday nights.
Pillowfights with Dominican mothers.

Detective No. 27 posted:

That smells like a shitpostbot creation.

Good eye! That's where I stole it from.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares


frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
No loving way!

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

:laffo:

Guillermus
Dec 28, 2009




:vince:

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

teethgrinder posted:

Spoiler:

RIP James Randi :(

God dammit I just looked him up like a week ago and was like, “Oh good, he’s safe.” :colbert:

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

God dammit I just looked him up like a week ago and was like, “Oh good, he’s safe.” :colbert:

It's 2020, you should have known the consequences of your actions!

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

Adagio in d minor was composed by John Murphy for Sunshine.

And since then it's been used in every trailer, commercial, TV show and movie.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGbC730C4BA


Jump to 1:45 if you want to immediately recognize it from EVERYTHING.

The only thing I recognize this from is the Streets 1:12 video but it gave me an excuse to watch the Streets 1:12 video again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYmqJl4MoNI

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008


The prophecy has been fulfilled. This world will be reborn. SIC MUNDUS CREATUS EST

Jesse Ventura
Jan 14, 2007

This drink is like somebody's memory of a grapefruit, and the memory is fading.

What’s going on here? I wanna know but I don’t want to google anything related to Rudy crankin it

Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares


Jesse Ventura posted:

What’s going on here? I wanna know but I don’t want to google anything related to Rudy crankin it

According to people who watched this segment of the coming Borat 2 film, Guliani made moves in no uncertain terms to have sex with a woman he thought was 15 years old.

The full context apparently leaves no room for other interpretations.

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

Jesse Ventura posted:

What’s going on here? I wanna know but I don’t want to google anything related to Rudy crankin it

@dril is a pretty famous twitter guy who does topical and/or weirdly prescient shitposting. His profile pic looks a bit like Rudy wearing sunglasses.

e: Oh yeah and Rudy Giuliani tried to bone Borat's daughter.

I'm dumb and I'm stoned so that's like 4x dumb ok?

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
The best part is all the CHUDs were running with "that's a body double" and then Rudy went on TV to say yes that was really him and he called the cops because Borat scared him by interrupting them.

The Maestro
Feb 21, 2006
I don’t think it’s reasonable to assume Rudy thought she was 15. The actress is 24, and the character she plays is 15, but I’m not hearing anything about him thinking she was 15 in that segment.

Not trying to defend the treasonous lecher, just clarifying.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Yeah all he knew for sure was that she was at least, oh, 50ish years younger than her.

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009


Oh yeah, he's absolutely a lecherous old man abusing his position to try to have sex with somebody. It just wasn't attempted pedophilia.

Boba Pearl
Dec 27, 2019

by Athanatos
The movie is not out yet, and I seriously doubt that it wasn't made clear the woman was 15.

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

The Maestro posted:

I don’t think it’s reasonable to assume Rudy thought she was 15. The actress is 24, and the character she plays is 15, but I’m not hearing anything about him thinking she was 15 in that segment.

Not trying to defend the treasonous lecher, just clarifying.

I've read that she clearly identified herself to him as underage.

e: googling now I can't find any evidence of that so maybe it has been clarified since the other day that he didn't think she was 15

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BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

bike tory posted:

I've read that she clearly identified herself to him as underage.

Also she was playing underage in a Borat film. It doesn't require you to have seen the previous one it's going to be grotesquely obvious what she's playing for.

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009


bike tory posted:

I've read that she clearly identified herself to him as underage.

I read that when Borat interrupts them he exclaims her age, but I hadn't heard it was brought up prior to the incident.

Either way, we'll know for sure in another day when the film is released.

Boba Pearl
Dec 27, 2019

by Athanatos
Which is in 5 hours.

e: I'm still going to lie and say Rudy knew she was 15 either way.

donquixotic
May 1, 2007
No joke, when I heard The Amazing Randy died I thought it was that bloke from Eurotrash who had his cock dressed like a wand

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Boba Pearl posted:

Which is in 5 hours.

e: I'm still going to lie and say Rudy knew she was 15 either way.

Does he have any Epstein connections? I mean, all his friends do anyway.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

oh yeah definitely, donald trump's personal lawyer, who explicitly warned prosecutors against digging into the epstein murder because many other prominent individuals would be implicated -- that guy -- he for sure has never sexually assaulted an underage girl

are you all loving nuts? even if he hadn't done anything up to this point, when a hot young blonde shows up in his hotel room and acts flirty, do you think the 76 year old guy with the moral character to become donald trump's lawyer is gonna go no, this isn't right? gently caress

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rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009


Sagebrush posted:

oh yeah definitely, donald trump's personal lawyer, who explicitly warned prosecutors against digging into the epstein murder because many other prominent individuals would be implicated -- that guy -- he for sure has never sexually assaulted an underage girl

Obviously there's ZERO chance Rudy hasn't sexually assaulted an underage girl.

I just don't know if this particular example managed to explicitly catch that aspect of it.

Sagebrush posted:

are you all loving nuts? even if he hadn't done anything up to this point, when a hot young blonde shows up in his hotel room and acts flirty, do you think the 76 year old guy with the moral character to let him be donald trump's lawyer is gonna go no, this isn't right? gently caress

Nobody's saying otherwise. I just don't know if the footage captures a man sexually assaulting a teenager, or sexually exploiting a 20-something. He's garbage scum either way.

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zoux
Apr 28, 2006

This may be a simple case of grand lechery rather than criminal grand lechery

Either way: it don't look good

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