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poo poo so I forgot am going to a Halloween party (outside no people touching, a big fire to burn away anyone not wearing a mask). I need a costume idea for literally 9 hours from now, please if you would be so kind. I have a couple animal masks, but I have used those too much (NOT for sex), otherwise I have some food items, uh I dunno lets see, plastic bags, a sheet. Any ideas?
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Oct 23, 2020 14:41
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look in ur closet and you can find everything you need to go as a bad poster
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Oct 23, 2020 14:42
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Go as a jukebox, you just need a box and a few pencils. You get extra points if you can sing any of the songs i guess. Its a bit unwieldy but its a cheap and easy costume, and if you got any transparent plastic you can make it very corona safe. Or like if you got access to hair spray and black clothes you can always go as Robert Smith if you hair is long enough. Very spooky with a mask. Zombiepop fucked around with this message at 14:56 on Oct 23, 2020 |
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Oct 23, 2020 14:49
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Well, I own a brown leather jacket and fedora for emergency Indiana Jones costumes for such situations, but not everyone does. A cowboy hat with jeans and button down shirt would work as an emergency cowboy costume, if you have the hat. I dunno, it would be nice to also ideally work with a facemask for pandemic purposes... A bandana over the mouth with cowboy hat would be easy. Some sort of cowboy bandit. If you have a black t-shirt you can wrap it around your head like a ninja mask. Combine with other black clothing.  If you do not own hats or black shirts I cannot help you HJE-Cobra fucked around with this message at 14:54 on Oct 23, 2020 |
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Oct 23, 2020 14:50
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One time I put on a hoodie and aviators I already had, drew on a sharpie mustache, turned a kitchen timer all the way so it ticked constantly and put it in a box and taped it shut. 3 minute Ted Kaczynski.
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Oct 23, 2020 15:04
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Nice tutorial, thanks! Indiana Jones is good. Would he need a whip? I have a belt. Maybe I can make a sack of rocks or bring an old cup or something. Has to be Indy with a mask, though. Maybe something like ninja is the better way. caleb posted:One time I put on a hoodie and aviators I already had, drew on a sharpie mustache, turned a kitchen timer all the way so it ticked constantly and put it in a box and taped it shut. 3 minute Ted Kaczynski.
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Oct 23, 2020 15:04
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Wear the sheet and go as a ghost OP!
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Oct 23, 2020 15:09
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In my experience a leather jacket plus a fedora alone is plenty for an easy Indiana Jones, but any other props you can get would be good too. I sometimes used a satchel too, he's got one of those and it's convenient for carrying stuff.
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Oct 23, 2020 15:09
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Duct tape boxing gloves Bread on your head Ted A person who is too poor for Halloween A naked person
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Oct 23, 2020 15:14
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Seconding sheet ghost. Cutting eyeholes isn't enough, you'll need to make a headband of some sort. I cut off a section of the fabric, glued it to the inside of the sheet where my head was going to be and then put velcro on the ends as connection points. Tying it wasn't enough, the knot just wasn't a secure enough fit and it kept slipping. You're going to have depth perception issues as it is, so you can't afford the sheet to move too much out of place. I had a great interaction with a father/daughter combo, where the father said "Hey, look at that funny ghost!!" and his ~8 year old daughter looked absolutely livid, folded her arms across her chest and said "that ghost is STUPID, dad." which sums up every reaction you'll get.
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Oct 23, 2020 15:15
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Grab a black jumper you don't care about. Grab 4 pairs of black tights/pantyhose. Stuff three pairs of the black tights/pantyhose with sheets of newspaper. Cut slits in the jumper and feed the tights/panty hoses through. Wear remaining pair of tights/pantyhose over your arms. You are now a spider.
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Oct 23, 2020 15:21
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Cloner of the Elks posted:Grab a black jumper you don't care about. Ooooo nice this is a great idea On the other hand I have never been a sheet ghost, and that might be fun/ very easy
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Oct 23, 2020 15:25
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i have one of those long pizza cutters and was thinking it could be a knockoff bat'leth for a knockoff worf costume
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Oct 23, 2020 15:27
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All black clothing & white masking tape. Boom, you're a chalk body outline from a murder scene. Actual chalk might work, but would smear. If you have no masking tape or chalk, you can just go as "invisible pedestrian".
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Oct 23, 2020 15:28
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tie a belt loosely round your neck and go as zombie david carradine e: sheet? 
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Oct 23, 2020 15:29
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Drive a couple nails through your hands
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Oct 23, 2020 15:33
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grey makeup for your skin, dark makeup for under eyes, old suit with dirt on it
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Oct 23, 2020 15:35
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Go as a blowjob machine. Just cut a hole in a box, and write "Dick Sucking Machine". Then walk around sucking people's dicks. You'll be the saviour of Halloween.
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Oct 23, 2020 15:36
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poverty ghost would be a good idea, except 99.99% of people wouldn't get it and you definitely wouldn't want to speak to anyone who did
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Oct 23, 2020 15:38
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Simone Magus posted:Drive a couple nails through your hands Nails? I haven't heard that name in years
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Oct 23, 2020 15:39
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:poverty ghost would be a good idea, except 99.99% of people wouldn't get it and you definitely wouldn't want to speak to anyone who did they would think he was just a regular ghost, which is acceptable for halloween
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Oct 23, 2020 15:41
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:tie a belt loosely round your neck and go as zombie david carradine Or belt around the neck with a white t-shirt and just write INXS on the shirt.
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Oct 23, 2020 15:41
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go to a thrift store, get a cheap skirt, a long black wig, and a white sweater. Paint LOL on the sweater, put it all on, and be one of Kim Jong Un's North Korean assassin corps. 
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Oct 23, 2020 15:42
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Ooh, wear whatever you like and be "guest who didn't show up".
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Oct 23, 2020 15:43
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Glue toasted slices of bread to a plain t-shirt. Whenever you talk to anyone, raise your glass and speak like William Shatner. You are the Toastmaster.
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Oct 23, 2020 15:45
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Costumes that involve having to act a certain way are dumb. Be a ninja. You can be any color of ninja you want, as long as the top, pants, and mask are the same color. Black is easiest to find a complete matching set, but a red ninja or a green ninja is good if you can pull it off. Maybe swing by a thrift shop and see what they've got in your size? Like a referee's striped shirt or a repairman's uniform shirt
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Oct 23, 2020 16:07
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Thrift store, again: Buy a huge suit and go as David Byrne.
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Oct 23, 2020 16:12
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Wear a sheet as a toga and tell people you're the Greek God Porus. Nobody will get it but you'll feel smart, and if you do find the one person who understands you will have an instant friend and someone who is propably pretty interesting
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Oct 23, 2020 16:24
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If you're a girl go as Penia, almost the same thing but funnier name
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Oct 23, 2020 16:25
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'Last Minute Man': wear a shirt you don't mind writing on. Put your most colourful underwear on over your pants. Use a piece of paper and some sticky tape to make a 'cape'. Draw some sort of logo on your shirt and cape that conveys you are the famed superhero last minute man. Extend that into jokes about being a minute man if you are into self-deprecation.
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Oct 23, 2020 16:43
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use whatever kinky stuff you have laying around
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Oct 23, 2020 16:57
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Just wear your fursuit. Failing that, sheet ghost but make it sexy. Like put on a fashion belt or something and cut nipple holes.
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Oct 23, 2020 17:04
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Incelshok Na posted:Just wear your fursuit. A slutty ghost
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Oct 23, 2020 17:11
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Fitted sheets, for extra-fancy ghost..
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Oct 23, 2020 17:12
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Go down to Rite-aid or Walgreens and buy up a bunch of cheap bandages and go as a sexy mummy
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Oct 23, 2020 17:18
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go as donald trump lol
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Oct 23, 2020 17:19
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:Go down to Rite-aid or Walgreens and buy up a bunch of cheap bandages and go as a sexy mummy I like this too, gently caress too many good options
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Oct 23, 2020 17:23
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put on a baseball hat and go as Albert Pujols
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Oct 23, 2020 17:24
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Hey OP have you tried looking in the mirror lately? You might see something scary.
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Oct 23, 2020 17:27
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Hayley from American Dad is the  est Halloween costume I've ever worn.Jane from Daria is a close second.
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